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Microphone check. What is this?

JB back to business

right now. We should start the show.

>> Any wins this year? No, Mona. I don't

have any wins against my BM this year,

but I got I got two of them.

>> Lifetime. What's your record?

>> Two lifime. Two wins in 25.

>> My baby.

>> Well, we don't go at it a whole lot. We

don't really go at it. So, it's peace.

>> But yeah, we peace.

>> Now, that's love. When you when you pass

all that, that's love, man. Best

>> in the world. I'm just saying

>> that be your bro at the point. Like, I

with you. That's why I gave you a baby,

right?

>> Yeah. Like,

>> I liked you back then. That's lit.

>> That's lit.

>> Yeah. That was crazy. Remember we made a

human? That was wild as Yeah. We thought

we was going to really take it the whole

way. That was crazy. Yeah. That [ __ ]

was like my grandpa. Look at him. Yep.

Every time you think about me, [ __ ]

look right in that room, [ __ ]

Like me, [ __ ]

>> Then they go try to have another kid and

neglect yours.

>> Oh yeah. Now you cuz you know the [ __ ]

love. You know she love the kid. Whoever

dad in the house, that's who she love

most.

>> Yeah. You keep she keep giving your son

that nasty fluoride toothpaste.

>> Y'all don't know what y'all be doing to

y'all kids. I'm telling you them

[ __ ] get tortured at the crib.

>> Shout out to my BMs, man.

>> Yeah. Shout out the joint.

>> Shout out to Yeah. Y'all add to the

peace. This peaceful version of me you

see today. It's a little bit I should

send my first BM a couple dollars.

>> I wish I knew Wet Joe.

>> Yeah. Huh?

>> I wish I knew Wet Joe.

>> Yo, do you hear it been tight? That

would have been my dog. I'm telling you.

Wet Joe.

>> My

knew it, bro. I used to watch this thing

on TV con.

>> He wasn't wet on TV.

>> No, he wasn't, man.

>> No, not on TV.

>> He's wild in too. I just don't know

that. I know like

>> I was on pills on

>> millionaire different different I was on

Yeah. This is this is a totally

different world. I like this better.

>> So Joe

>> I'm not saying but I would have enjoyed

how I up Joe.

>> No some people love this Joe better

Marvel. Not

>> you would have liked me too.

>> No no I say I I like you like this but

this is the main you I know but I didn't

know you know [ __ ] up. No I'm saying I

but I just like him like this. I can't I

don't like the the up

>> and you don't smoke west so you don't

>> That's what I'm saying. Some people love

their friends when they

>> went. I would have liked the [ __ ] I'm

talking got dusted a couple times

together.

>> No [ __ ]

>> That's a real bond with your friend. You

dusted with your [ __ ]

>> You don't break up with [ __ ] you got

dusted with years ago.

>> Y'all share that.

>> I mean, I didn't love Bo

drug friends are good friends.

>> I said get dusted.

>> Wet is both.

>> Boat is weed and wet. Come on.

>> Is it hard to keep drug friends when you

stop doing drugs?

>> Not necessarily.

>> You should get rid of them, right?

>> It depends on the drug. It depends on

how hard the drugs

>> like crack, I would stop with them. You

know what I mean? Like I wouldn't visit

the crack house with my new sweatsuit on

cuz you know you stop smoking crack to

get that new sweatuit. You know how they

do? THEY GET THEM TEETH THAT NEW

SWEATUIT. IT'S NOBODY MORE COCKY THAN

SOMEBODY FRESH OFF CRACK LIKE

A 6 MONTH OLD WITH A [ __ ] CUSS

YOU OUT OVER THAT SPOT. [ __ ] SAID, "YOU

KNOW HOW when they stop talking, they

get the new sweatuit."

>> NEW JORD

NIKES WITH THE SWEATUIT.

>> If it get quick, that they was in them

alleyways wiping their asses with

Snicker Bar rappers. That is a distant

memory. Get real cocky like, "Okay, you

gain 10 lbs. Belinda, congratulations."

LIKE, WHAT? YOU WIPED MY WINDOWS OFF

LAST SUMMER.

You

>> all right? Let's get serious, guys.

What's wrong?

>> I think I man.

>> Yo, you are a idiot. A Snickers

and it's really meltdowns.

>> Oh man,

it's a crazy start.

Hey dog, you

don't got no fancy music, no inspo,

nothing.

>> Oh, you got some.

>> Oh, and just because I'm in a different

chapter in my life, that don't mean that

the last chapters don't exist. I still

don't [ __ ] with you and I still think

you a weirdo. [ __ ] I do not wish you

well. I hope you live in bizarre times

when your phone only charge at a very

specific angle. I hope you realize that

you typed in the wrong address one

minute before your arrival. I hope you

catch a code in this resistance tonight.

May your favorite pair of jeans go

missing, [ __ ] Like honestly, I hope

you tell a joke to a group of friends

and they won't listen. So you say it

again and they go silent so you have to

explain it with your ass and they don't

laugh and go on with their conversation.

I hope you meet the love of your life

and they move to another country. Ho, I

hope your nose is always running. I hope

your transmission stop functioning. May

your new hairstyles go unnoticed, ugly

[ __ ] I hope you bite into some bread

and the underside is moldy. I hope you

leave the country and I hope you sit by

somebody in the plane that keeps

farting. When you finally land and leave

the airport, you realize that your

passport is missing. May your friends

play and your elbows ache and no doctor

will take your insurance. With peace and

love, I hope that every time somebody

come over, an invasive bug makes an

appearance. You

>> Yo, that's that's my kind of hate right

there.

>> THAT WAS GREAT.

MICROPHONE CHECK. MIKE M. Mike mic

check. Frank asked about you brothers

too last night too, man.

>> Who did?

>> Oh yeah, Frank. My big Frank. Frank

Jerry man.

>> Have to holl at Frank

>> was out there talking about you boys

with Frank last night. Let me get these

drops out the way real quick and let's

talk to him. You know I'm ready to talk.

Another

doggy

set.

Who is that?

>> And Mona. Mona. Uh, welcome to episode 8

921

of the Joe Button podcast brought to you

by Fueled by Powered by Prize Pix Price

Pics Gang. I'm your humble, grateful,

gracious, extremely happy to be here.

Host Joe Button here with some really

amazing people to my right. Come on,

man. Stop playing with her. Philly's

finest. Don't call her white girl. Big

Deona Mona is in the building. How you

doing Mona?

>> I'm doing great.

>> Absolutely love that. You look great. I

was the first person here.

>> Congratulations.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, talk heavy.

>> Talk about it.

>> Talk heavy.

>> This is professionalism.

>> Professionalism. You remind me. Uh Tiana

Taylor, you uh you hit me and asked me

my shoe size a few months ago and I sent

it back to you.

>> Never got mine.

>> Yeah.

>> Never. Must have went somewhere

different.

>> I bought these though. Shout out to

Tiana. She snatched.

>> Shout out to Tiana. But uh let's get

that going.

>> I kind of fell back from it cuz you was

winning Oscars and but now that that's

>> cooled cooled down.

>> Come on. Let's let's do let's do the

right thing.

>> Send me a pair of two, babe.

>> I'll take I'll take a pair.

>> Next to Mona again, Philly's finest, our

good brother, Dr. Dark Lamont Hill is in

the building. Mark, how you doing, man?

>> Good, man. Just tired. Been up all

night.

>> What you was doing?

>> Nothing fun, man. I could I wanted to go

out, but my wife was out. Like we you

know when you got a little kid, you

know, you got to take turns going out.

>> Ah. Um but uh no my son was sick, man.

He uh I know you think

>> I'm sorry.

>> He think the whole Yeah. Loco his um

this the the was it the pollen and

allergies.

>> His eyes were swollen. So his eyes were

swollen shut and he like it was nasty.

And he kept waking me up to take him to

the hospital. So I just kept giving him

benadryil.

>> Kept giving him better than how many

benadryils he took.

>> Uh how much?

>> There's a there's a limit you're

supposed to give kids. And you hit that

limit.

>> Oh, I hit that limit like around like

two, but like four. He still wanted more

and I just I I was tired so I gave him

more benadryil. But then at seven or

eight he woke up and like he couldn't

move his eyes at all and so I took him

to the doctor and they pumped him with a

steroid

>> and I was like I'm not

>> I can't be around him on roids.

>> So I dropped him right back to the

school.

>> Damn,

>> that [ __ ] is a mad

>> I'm not even

though we we early like I'm still going

to make the show. just let you know

where I'm at, but I'm going to make

sure. Yeah. Once I get the Roy, I was

like, "Fuck him." He was tearing that

office up.

>> Yeah. When y'all when when any of y'all

hit me the morning of the show, you

know, I just assume that you're calling

out about that text. By the way, too,

Mark, like our relationship is great. If

you hit me and say, "Yo, got to take my

son to the hospital." Like, I just

believe you. You don't ever have to send

a picture.

>> Oh, your son.

>> That was more out of frustration.

>> Yo, your son. God damn. I felt up.

>> Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't to prove it.

That was more like

>> I want y'all to share my pain. Like this

is terrible.

>> No, that was really really

>> What was the picture of his eyes?

>> The eyes it was swollen and he he went

into rage before even before the roids

cuz he was so angry and everything and

he was so tired from the benadryil

waking him up. So he was just running

through the office screaming and

cursing. It sounded like sound like

Joselyn Hernandez was like running

through the nurses

>> and they they whatever they gave him

they gave some [ __ ] they don't usually

give kids. They just told them we could

go we could go

>> and wow. now.

>> Mhm. Now,

>> not right now. So, I dropped him in

school and Yeah. came straight here.

That's what I pay for.

>> And turn my phone off.

>> Yeah, that's what I paid for.

>> Oh, that was the my other little lowkey

unsaid battle with my BM the other day.

>> Now that Mark reminds me, she called

talking about, "Yo, Lex has a headache.

Took him to the doctor. Doctor want to

know if headaches running your side of

the family, man.

[ __ ] Who the [ __ ] are you talking to?

Yo,

>> I mean, yes.

>> Who the [ __ ] right on every side of

every

>> Who the are you talking to? That just

sound That sound like

>> racial.

>> It just sound like

>> accusatory.

>> Yeah,

but I mean, yes.

>> But yeah, don't ask me how [ __ ] out of

here. Uh, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up,

superstar.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Yeah. Go ahead. Good day, sir.

>> How are you? What's up?

>> I'm good, is I'm good. I'm good. How you

doing man?

>> Cool. I like them sneaks, too.

>> I like the old fit

>> shorts is where you try to still be

humble, but I see it.

>> And the cup

>> with the matching that [ __ ]

>> You got the AK match the Air Maxes.

>> That's what you think I did?

>> Yes. I think I think you might dog

whistle to the AKs with

>> He got the old Miami fit on. He is AKB.

>> That's a That's a male outfit.

>> He's sell Yeah, he's selling bundles.

This is a whole bundle pack. Hey,

audience, you could get the Air Maxes,

matching cup, hoodie, and penis

>> only for probably what? 450. All right.

Hey, he couldn't go outside like that.

My dick 450.

>> He could have went outside like that. He

would have went outside with a black

eye. And then to add insult to injury,

you got the gray sweats cut off with the

white legs out. You did a lot today.

>> You did a lot. You did a lot on all

that. That ain't selling meat. I don't

know what is.

>> That is yo. He said, "Ho, you light skin

with pink on you."

>> And he threw the glasses on.

>> And his face is turning pink when you

compliment him too much. soft

moisturizing [ __ ] is

>> woke up. Threw on some scentless lotion.

>> He brushed his beard.

>> Grabbed the scentless soap. He in there

getting scentless clean.

>> And he greased his leg.

>> Smelling mad organic.

>> Brush your beard and the natty. Yo, I

smell like this off the wake up mom.

>> This my natural how the sweat just merge

with my with my

stupid.

>> Let me guess. Got a car wash, too. I

know he got the car wash.

>> He got a car washi.

>> He dropped this at the car wash. They

going to bring it when he

>> I wouldn't leave the house like that.

Tell on a Friday.

>> What?

>> Yo, that's what I'm telling you. He in

that house getting off. Look at this

mother. And then everybody know it but

him. Look at this. Cuz we know we can't

get that off. Look at this.

>> Everybody know but her.

>> No, she know. I'm I'm home.

>> She know I'm home.

>> She secure with her [ __ ] But I with

your ass.

You was one of mine. You got beat up

this morning.

>> No, she put a hair tag or something in

that alley.

>> That's what it is.

>> No, she did.

>> You left scratched up. You left my [ __ ]

scratched up.

>> Then he tried to not be all the way

shaped up on the beard to look mega

rich.

>> He brushed it though. He brushed that

beard.

>> Pissing me off.

>> You can't win. Got

>> to shape. Look at I ain't even take I

ain't brush nothing. I'm just in here.

Put some type of beard oil on

>> at your beard. Come on. Now you put the

you you put blistex. What's that [ __ ]

Caramex. Whatever. You

>> his lips shining.

>> You got shining. No, you look like a

cheater today.

>> All that $90. No, today it look like you

cheating tonight. You look like looking

like you cheating.

>> Tonight it look like tonight.

>> And you look like you can get

>> sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes you look like

we going out there.

>> Oh, that's why you got your slim Charles

on.

>> Reverse. Reverse.

>> Black 195. You know what I mean? He look

like a realtor. No, he look like a

Spanish plug.

>> He look LIKE HE LOOK LIKE a for the

cheap.

>> We are on We are introducing is

>> we're not going to hyper focus on me.

>> We did introduce you. So it's only fair

that

>> ladies and gentlemen Frankie Beverly

think about it. Nobody introduces Joey.

>> Oh man. We got to start

Spanish Jose right here. Introduce him.

>> I introduce y'all want me.

>> Yo, let me know. Give him intro.

>> You

trying to keep my job. Okay. How we

going? You know, Joe Button.

>> Button.

>> No. All right. We We're good. All right.

I'm with you, Mona. Until you get the

long term, cuz you [ __ ] just be

disappearing.

>> Oh, I'm telling you.

>> Can't be here.

THEY BE HERE AND THEN YOU LOOK UP AND

THEY DON'T BE HERE no more. People don't

know where they I don't know where they

be at period

and all heavy

>> and then they're not

the shady podcast of ALL TIME. THE SHADY

but they do different

is here too

guys

here is here is here is on his birthday

vacation with his girlfriend the love of

his life

>> uh Tanner and Savon are here by remote

>> that's true

>> these guys are the most I don't know

y'all are so toxic this Such

>> what you started by telling my [ __ ] you

dress like a cheater.

>> That's how you started this show.

>> Cuz I don't I know my man.

>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. THAT'S NOT

WHAT I'M SAYING.

I'M SAYING back in his cheater days

>> that did not detoxify.

>> He would throw in He would throw in the

pink. Oh, the peach pink was the cheek

color.

>> Yes. Is all I'm saying,

>> man. That boy ain't going straight home,

but I ain't hyperfocused on this. Uh,

what am I saying? Did I do everything?

Is everybody here?

>> Yeah, we got here. It's lit. It's lit.

Uh, what's up? What's up? How y'all

doing? What up? Talk to me. Talk to me,

man. We here. Spring is here. Spring

exists again.

>> I think it's summer.

>> Nah, nah,

>> this was hot.

>> It's spring.

>> Delaware probably skips

>> because of because of global warming. We

have summer and winter. We don't have

spring and fall anymore, folks.

>> Let's go, Al Gore.

>> It's been good though.

>> It's true. It was 80°.

>> It was a great

April y'all.

>> I was outside butt naked doing a week

ago. It was in the 20s.

>> Wait a minute. Everybody parks, you did

yard work naked.

>> Butt naked.

>> Wow.

>> Got to get that sun, man.

>> You said what?

>> Wait.

>> You did his yard work butt naked. I got

to tap.

>> Did yard work like cold or something?

>> No. No. Just clean clean it up, you

know. in the yard ready for outside

raking with your pebb.

>> Absolutely.

That's the white [ __ ] right there. That

is white, right?

>> Yo, it's bees outside, [ __ ]

>> Keep them away.

>> That little twowit

like that.

>> I love it.

>> Embrace your whiteness. Power washing

butt ass.

What the [ __ ]

>> I got to tap in with this [ __ ]

neighbors.

>> Oh. Yo, the funny part is you can see

over his gate.

>> No, you can't. It's like 8t tall.

>> You got A BUILDING NEXT DOOR. YOU'RE

LIKE RIGHT.

>> You're not kidding around. You're dead

serious.

>> I'm dead serious. You got a building

next door. Could look down in the

>> They don't be THEY GOT JOBS.

THEY WANT TO SEE THAT SHRIMP THAT'S ON

THEM. [ __ ] THAT.

>> YO, white people.

>> Yeah, that's that's white.

>> No, that is gold. Do yard work titty

swing and I like that.

>> Well, what what did anybody else do with

their

clothes on?

I was dressed.

>> I was dressed. I went on I went to New

York this week on a little date with my

wife.

>> It was nice, man. It was It's rare to

get out, you know what I mean? We went

to see u uh the premiere of Ramy

Yousef's new comedy special on HBO.

>> It was a nice event. The special

hilarious. I'm not familiar with it.

Y'all should It's It's the kind of humor

>> that y'all like.

>> That y'all like?

>> Yeah. That dark mean reverent.

>> Okay.

>> So, your kind of humor, too.

>> Oh, me and my wife were in stitches the

whole time. You know, Y'ALL US I I'M

SAYING, YOU KNOW, it's different kinds

of jokes we laugh at. It's It's that

side. It's It's the dark side. [ __ ] was

brilliant.

>> It was funny. Great event, but it was

just nice to be outside, man. A little

you mean?

>> Yeah. Word.

>> A nice little New York spring day.

>> Yes.

>> Late night.

>> It almost made me want to live in New

York again.

>> Almost.

>> [ __ ] I don't want to leave.

>> You know, I got one word that'll have

changed that for you. Zillow.

>> I mean, yeah. Fast.

>> Truly,

>> right? Any red fit, [ __ ]

>> That'll knock that thought right out of

there.

>> That [ __ ]

>> The nice weather has made me stay in

more.

>> [ __ ] Never that. After this winter, I'm

outside.

>> And I'm not I'm not advocating for

people to do that.

>> No, it it for me it ain't nowhere to go.

>> Like cuz now I got to find a spot that I

feel comfortable on a late night just

chilling at nobody see.

>> Yo, you be you walk right into you.

>> No, I'm serious. Like

>> tough now.

Why you say that?

>> Once they made the camera phone,

>> it got out there.

>> Tricky now.

>> Why you saying that though? Is because

you you're so popular.

>> No.

>> Yeah. No,

>> you can say yes.

>> I'm older. So I don't be want to be in

the hood. Hood.

>> Mhm.

>> You know what I'm saying? Even though

I'm comfortable in the don't be wanting

to be in there. So now I got to find a

spot that is

>> teetering the lines. You know what I'm

saying?

>> Come on, [ __ ] What hospital you was

born in?

>> And you don't drink. And you don't

drink.

The hood spot so great cuz I feel like

if once you get saucy it don't really

matter where the you

>> right that's what I'm saying turn them

on a hood spot when you saucy right

>> then you can walk outside and then [ __ ]

be like

>> you walk into a bat

>> well that's what you you move

accordingly

>> I mean that depends on the people hood

spots are funner that's just my personal

>> I'm sure you got move accordingly

>> you know I've been there with that thing

on me you heard me that's fine you know

we all going all entertainment when you

up this way

>> I'm dead serious a pistol on me if I'm

in the spot.

>> That is not a joke.

>> When you moving to New Jersey?

>> Why would the would I do that?

>> That's what I said till I did. I'm

trying to tell you. It's going to change

your life.

>> I'm not moving to maybe New York. Why

would not move?

>> Do not move to New York.

>> Move to New York.

>> Never move to New York.

The door downstairs. Heard you.

>> The nicer it gets is the less inclined.

I'm moving to New Jersey.

>> I thought I could twist your arm in the

winter time.

>> Yeah. In winter time, it's it's a good

sale.

>> In the summer time, I'm sorry. new to

Jersey, but I've hated Jersey all my

life. Now, this part of Jersey is

different. And y'all did teach me that I

was in East Philly and all that. So, I

do have to get more acclimated. And I do

like now when I get off, I'll shop. I

hang out. Like, I try to, you know, and

it is nice, but I feel like everybody

look like me. They're pushing a stroller

with a baby in it that don't look like

them. You know what I mean?

>> Nannies, they get

>> You got to be in the right part. You got

to be in the right part of Jersey.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> You know what's nice? Hoboken. Hoboken

is really nice.

>> Hoboken. Jersey City. All right. You you

a Jersey City will be fly for you.

>> I never been to Jersey City.

>> I think they might.

>> I've never been to Newark. I never been

to none of them places.

>> New York. You all right? You good?

>> If you was bullying my [ __ ] y'all

took me to your hood already, but

whatever.

>> What's up?

>> Take me.

>> What's you not going to beat the man

over allegations?

>> You stay up here for a couple days. You

can stay in my crib. We got We got You

know, wifey love you. So,

>> I was stay a big fan of yours.

>> And I love your wife, but I need my

nephew to be at the the the nannies for

a couple.

I need that.

>> I need the nephew to be at the

>> That [ __ ] ain't a fan of that. [ __ ]

give me that funny eye like he don't

trust me. You know what I mean?

>> I mean,

>> you know, some kids don't smile back.

You be boo that [ __ ]

>> That's how Mark is like, "Bitch, get out

of my face,

>> man." So, some bad news. Um, I'm

devastated.

>> I'll bring you to my hood, but we not

going to stop at no lights.

>> Y'all ain't going to stop at all.

>> Trying to show me hood.

>> So, he'll ride through, but they not

stopping at all.

>> Not going to ride through. He be like,

"Yo, fly through."

>> He'll be like, "Yo, over there like

seven."

>> You see that fourth house right there?

It was just

>> take your phone. I'll record it. I I'll

slow it down and show you.

>> I am so disappointed that we haven't

hung out yet.

>> No. All them from my hood that I

wouldn't want to see been failed.

>> They did. But dad or failed? It's a

difference.

>> Both.

>> If they failed, that mean they might

still be around.

>> Oh, they around. They hungry.

>> Sitting on a stoop.

>> No. No. Sitting on a stool. waiting for

you to pull up in the coupe.

>> No, the people I'm talking about, they

don't have stoops anymore.

>> Yeah, a stoop is a is a luxury.

>> Improvement. Do y'all go back to y'all

hoods though? For real? Like

>> all the time? Look at these two.

>> I'm always in my old hood.

>> You ever go back to your hood?

>> Sometimes.

A lot of people a lot of people moved

out so like the people the people I want

to see ain't really there like not like

that, my [ __ ]

>> Joe, go back on Google Maps. Yeah.

>> You don't even do that.

>> Damn.

>> It's trauma. Just pull it.

>> All right. Question.

>> Shoot. Go back and do what?

>> Like what you do? You sit on the steps.

Speak to Miss Eddie. Miss Edwina.

>> All right. Let me rewind. No. No. I

didn't know that's what you meant. No.

>> You give out a little money. Say hi to

everybody. Take pictures.

>> Give out money.

>> Yes.

>> You've been watching too many movies or

something.

>> Last time you said give money was

Christmas. still more familiar with with

the goings on of the Yeah, it's not. You

know what I mean? The that I grew up

with, they not there no more. But I'm

still in the hood every day.

>> You in the hood every day?

>> Every day.

>> Why, [ __ ]

>> I work. Tell them what hospital you was

born in. Yo,

>> he's not letting go. Honestly, Ich was

born in the tough hospital in DC. Um,

Northeast. What's the [ __ ] General

North.

>> This really from 50 places.

>> He He went to DC. Did an interview with

his man. And I watched it this morning.

They was talking about the hospital.

>> Oh, you did another interview. Don't

>> Joe really watch our stuff.

>> This [ __ ] watch everything.

>> This [ __ ] came in this morning like,

"Yo,

>> I did an interview in the wall parking

lot."

>> Who you interview with?

>> Uh my man. They they got a podcast

called uh

>> Beats, Bourbon, and Bottles, I think.

>> Okay, I'm into that.

>> So, it's about hip-hop.

>> And it's about hip-hop and liquor, and

they really are average. Who were you

weighing in on?

>> YOU DON'T DRINK.

>> I DON'T DRINK.

>> He's not a big guy.

>> See why you can't talk about nothing?

>> Oh,

I am shady podcaster of all time.

>> He's number one by far.

>> You a piece of

>> It was just a reason such an innocent

conversation today. Well, to be fair,

you're number two cuz you started with

this hospital [ __ ]

>> I WAS SAYING I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE DID

AN INTERVIEW.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW HE was born in the ghetto

the tough hospital.

>> Yo, you were an idiot, bro. Where you

thought I was at?

>> Some fly [ __ ]

>> Shut up.

>> So, you was born in DC. Did you?

>> I was born in DC.

>> How long you live there?

>> Till I was six.

>> Oh, okay.

>> You from DC?

>> Oh, you from DC?

>> From what side of town you from?

Southeast.

>> Southeast.

>> You I just guessed like the hardest

part. So when did you move? Are you from

Barry Farms too?

>> No.

>> Okay.

>> That is different. When did you move an

Anacostia, but it's still

>> Shout out to Southeast.

>> I lived in DC.

>> You said when did I move here?

>> And you moved to Jersey as I know if you

lived in Virginia, too.

>> No. Okay.

>> I never lived in Virginia.

>> You did for a summer. You said

>> you would go to your family's houses in

the summer.

>> Yo, who are you? Where is your Who the

are you?

>> You is beats bars and bourbon. My brain

is bugging out. A lot of bees.

>> I don't want to misrepresent my

bars.

>> So, music production, hip-hop music.

>> And what's that other beat?

>> Give me Give me the real reason why.

>> I ain't going to say. I was like,

>> give me give me the real reason. Okay.

They called the expert over.

>> Right. Right. You [ __ ] are so

>> Have a bonus segment today.

>> We going to bring in another y'all. We

got another beat coming. Shout that [ __ ]

A.M. boy. H was busy for the day.

Booked. It was booked and busy.

Lincolning and building. So many views.

>> Oh yeah. My staff out here, you know,

just working on Yeah. Hey, bingo.

>> So Jo, being that you don't miss

anything, when you do watch us do other

stuff, do you like just watch with

pride? Like look at my man.

>> No, he watches. He's looking for ammo.

He's looking for it. He's looking for

material.

>> Let the man answer. Yes, I watch with

pride

>> and

>> as I look for ammo.

>> Yeah, you couldn't even get it out. You

couldn't even get stuck right there.

>> I support y'all. I support y'all on

other platforms. So, I look at how much

and I'm fans of y'all. You guys

>> don't say it in that voice ever.

>> It's the least [ __ ]

>> That's worse than I'm getting ready for

the punch line. It's coming. That's it.

>> Yeah. All right.

>> All right. Yeah.

>> I believe him.

>> But the podcast went well.

>> Yeah. Yeah, it was dope.

>> How long was it?

>> What about after?

>> It was short. It was uh it was You said

what?

>> No answer. I'll get to me.

>> I hear your question. I'mma answer. I'm

asking question.

>> How long the podcast was?

>> No, it was it wasn't long cuz um

>> you had things to do.

>> No, the the the the my um run the show,

they couldn't all get get out. It was

Easter Sunday and I was, you know, I was

quick. I was leaving that day.

>> So, I came through and did the show.

>> He had to go to church,

>> huh? He had to go to church.

>> No, [ __ ] had kids, so they was with

their kids. You know what I'm saying?

So, I came through and me and one of my

did it and like almost like a preview

>> and we got out of there.

>> Oh, I'm going make sure I watch it then.

>> No, I watch everything too. I know.

>> Oh, my mom. No.

>> Yo, you're an idiot.

>> Anyway, come on. What What What would

y'all like to talk about? Come on. Y'all

want to talk about uh the police came

and got David?

>> Yeah, they got

>> The police came and got David. First, I

want to give the police a round of

applause.

>> I don't.

>> Yeah. Like,

>> wow. Y'all get the award for the slowest

possible arrest there could ever be.

Y'all get the award for the duh the duh

arrest. What the were you guys were you

guys

walking said? We not using cars for this

investigation. We walking everywhere

now. Like what? You had the weighted

vest on

>> waiting for him to run or what?

>> Was in her escape room chilling. What

was going on?

>> Nah, I I looked at that totally

different. Like again, because they said

the de decomposition of the body was so

bad, they can't tell exactly when she

was murdered.

>> So if if we don't know the exact date,

like and homeboy was overseas for some

time.

>> Yeah, he's touring.

>> Yeah. Like we got to make sure all our

um ducks are in a row before we go get

this or he going to beat it.

>> I done got pulled over and told the

officer I paid the child support, had

the child support receipt, had a picture

of my be with the money in my head and

he still and he still took my ass to

jail. So we don't have a record. We

don't have a record of that. Fam, there

is a is is body dust in the trunk of the

Camry. What? What kind of car was it? I

don't want to [ __ ] on the camera.

There's body dust in the back of the

Tesla. And you know how I feel about

them Tesla drivers anyway. You know, the

ghost of Elon Musk and evilness is

already in there.

>> Rest in peace to uh Celeste.

>> Yeah. But that's enough.

>> There's body dust in the trunk. You're

coming in. We're taking you and and and

you're going to sit right here until we

investigate. You know why they don't do

that? You know

>> Yeah. Because they get out in 72 hours

if you can't hold them. Yada yada

something up. If you something up during

an investigation or any of that

preliminary,

it could come back. But I'm not even

talking about that. There's another

reason. The other the other reason is

people who commit these kinds of crimes,

if when they do it really well and leave

their hands clean, a lot of times they

end up if you if they think they're not

under investigation anymore,

>> they get sloppy.

>> They get sloppy and they start going

back to the crime, they start making

phone calls, they start doing things

that allow them to collect more

evidence. David thought for a minute

that he wasn't a person of interest

because they publicly said he's not a

per person of interest. I don't think he

thought Mark

EVER THOUGHT THAT

>> I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU PEOPLE people get

arrogant when they think they have the

perfect crime. They think they got away

with it.

>> They think they got away with it.

>> What about this crime? That's the second

time you said that. What about this

crime gives perfect crime

>> is not forget about the fact that we all

know he did it allegedly. It's the fact

that there might not be any physical

evidence tying him just cuz just cuz you

got him in the truck. if if if she's in

my trunk and I'm in Germany,

>> right?

>> I could beat that, right?

>> You know what I mean? And so he probably

felt like I and maybe he didn't

physically do the killing, we don't

know. So

>> the lack of physical evidence is the

thing that they like we don't have a

tight case. And so he's like this, I got

this. Then you start talking to people,

you start saying [ __ ] they looking for

witnesses. Most people will go back to

the crime scene and try to fix. That's

true.

>> He right in the head. So think about I

don't want to use I don't want to use

all of that logic in my

>> Yeah. In my You are a black man in

America. A girl was found in your trunk.

I don't give a if I'm 85 years old. I

still haven't.

>> And you made a song that said [ __ ]

>> I'm going to kill her and put her in the

trunk. And then you made another song

that said I don't want to hear this from

this. Hey. Hey. Then I'm talking to the

crooked cops then.

I'm talking to the Vic Mackey's.

>> Hey, you can't say that. Every time we

say we don't with the being used

against,

>> right? On top of it, on top of the fact

that I feel like if you you you think

like, damn, I might get away with Okay,

the body been there as long as

decomposed. These get on TV and say he's

not a person of interest. Yes, you

>> they do that to disarm you,

>> RIGHT? AND IT WORKS.

>> THEY DO IT. But why would you want to

give someone an extra year to bleach the

out of their career?

>> No, because then when you go bleach it,

we going to come back because we already

knew what it was.

>> I don't think that that never put his

guard down for a second.

>> I don't think How could you, my [ __ ]

Then you ain't losing. Then you don't

lose nothing.

>> Ain't he young? Ain't he young?

>> Yeah, he's 21.

>> 21. 20 something.

>> When they kick your door and the whole

thing smell like Clorox,

>> then I got you. That's the thing. Yeah,

I'm with you. I'm

>> thinking I don't ever think that that

allowed him to let his guard down. If he

got any sense

>> out of here, I'm always going to think

I'm a suspect of a girl being found in

my trunk.

>> Especially if I put it if I didn't

>> if I did it or I didn't do it. I'm never

going to not think I'm not a suspect.

>> Yeah. out of here. Black man,

>> I'm trying to find the note uh from his

lawyer.

>> His lawyer saying that he didn't do it

via

>> I don't want to convict the boy.

>> I feel bad about family though. That

must be hard to watch.

>> Uh David's attorneys, Blair Burke,

Marilyn Bedski, and Regina Peter issued

a statement. Let us be clear. The actual

evidence in this case will show that

David Burke did not murder Celeste Rivas

Hernandez and he was not the cause of

her death. There has been no indictment

returned by any grand jury in this case

and no criminal complaint filed. David

has only been detained under suspicion.

We will vigorously defend David's

innocence. See, this reads like a guilty

to me.

>> Yeah, cuz that first sentence you said

wasn't the cause of her death was

>> They didn't say he don't know nothing

about it. They didn't say he didn't

order it. He didn't do it.

>> They just said he didn't physically put

her in that trunk

>> and he's not the cause of death.

>> That's not I read that something totally

different.

>> That's what I picked up too, Mark.

>> That's what I picked up. What you hear?

>> What' you hear?

>> Cause of death. If I paid somebody to

kill you, I caused your death. If I had

any inkling in putting you in the

coffin, I caused your death. I'm not

looking at it like that. I don't want to

be insensitive. So, I'll keep some of my

opinions to myself. I think this going

to play out differently. I think that

any person with some sense cuz we making

it seem like he's some mastermind. If

you're a mastermind, my you don't put

the girl in your trunk. But that's what

sometimes people do. So they could say,

"If I if I were going to kill her, why

would I put her in my trunk?"

>> Which makes you not be the mastermind

that say you are.

>> Yeah. Oh, I think he's not a mastermind,

but I'm just I think people overthink

things. You know what I mean? Well, let

me ask you. Do you think he did it?

>> I don't know. And I don't want to I

don't want to convict this innocent kid.

I mean, innocent until proven guilty

young man of something that he may or

may not have done.

>> We watch enough TV. We watch enough

docks. We watch enough. We all just

finished watching DTF St. Louis. And

every episode we thought somebody else

did that.

>> So I don't want to do that. Let me know.

>> Do you saying I don't know if he did it?

I haven't seen the I don't know if he

did either.

>> I only know him from his song Romantic.

>> I don't want to convict I don't want to

convict this kid. Do you think he knows

something about what happened?

>> I don't know. And I think you think

there's a chance. Hold on. Hold on. Hold

on. You think there's a chance that he's

completely oblivious to what happened to

her and how she ended up in that trunk?

>> A chance. Absolutely. Okay. is trolling,

bro. The the song about the song, the

songs, the morbid songs,

>> the dead body in the Tesla,

>> the being 21 and dating a 14-year-old.

>> Yeah. Let's start with that. Like the

cell phone with the matching tatto.

>> Yeah.

>> The tattoos

>> because again, I don't know. I don't

know about

>> this character because he he he is

willing to date somebody that he has no

business dating. That's what we know,

right?

>> That is true.

>> Right. So it's like you already know

that he's on some type of because that's

a character that's a character thing

right there, right?

>> Yeah, I agree with that.

>> Yeah, man.

>> Rest in peace to us again.

>> Rest in peace.

>> That's [ __ ] up, man.

>> Justice is Yeah. You just in love with

some [ __ ] on TikTok, end up with him

and he kills you. That's terrible. And I

hope it's a lesson for they need to tell

because these little kids, they on

Roblox and [ __ ] talking to these people.

You think it's a kid and it's not. It's

a

>> grown ass man. That's what these kind of

stories need to be shared in schools and

these kids need to notice how this [ __ ]

go. That person that's so sweet to you

online is not going to be nice when you

get there and it's not going to look

like what you think it is ever.

>> Yeah. True. True.

>> Well said, Mon.

>> Indeed.

>> Always.

>> You did good.

>> So poetic.

>> Let's hope they find justice for that

girl.

>> Yeah. Really?

>> And they find the real killers.

>> Yes. [ __ ] if if anybody any one of us

had body dust in the trunk, you going to

jail for the next four years while while

they figure it out.

>> While they figure it out, just gonna be

sitting there.

>> That's a fact.

>> That's usually how it goes.

>> Yes.

>> I understand.

>> I appreciate the the thoroughess,

though.

>> Mark, I know you was talking about uh

you and your wife going to a comedy

show. Did you see uh Dave Chappelle's

>> Oh, I did.

>> Dave Chappelle uh

VR interview.

>> I love this. I disagree with so much of

it. Yeah. Yeah. I thought he got it.

>> I just love the intentionality of Dave

Chappelle.

>> That's what the the first thing that

really drew me to the conversation. The

first thing I pulled from the

conversation rather is even with like

the Saudi like he wasn't just

willy-nilly doing for because they

offered him a bag. Even though I'm sure

they offered him a great bag,

>> it seems like he had intent on why he

went there and could explain it, which a

lot of people can't. They just, you

know, pick up the bag. like they try to

trip him up a lot of times and I think

they try to catch him on these aha

gotcha moments and it just never works

with him because he's just so articulate

and to Parks's point he makes sense when

he says what he says.

>> Well, let me play the clip.

>> Go ahead.

>> Make it clear that they believe that the

Saudis killed Jamal Kosigible and the

embassy in Turkey. And you knew that

when you went, right?

>> Oh, absolutely. Now, I should tell you

>> you had no qualms.

>> I won't say that. They asked me to go

years before that and I said no for that

very reason.

>> Since that time, the United States

government does business with the

Saudis. Netflix does business with the

Saudis. Everyone the Saudis finance tons

of movies. All these I know I see them

financing boxing matches and all these

things. And none of these things were an

issue until I went there.

>> Now, why is that? As soon as a black man

can make money off the plantation,

they're trying to tell you that the

money is dirty. Well, okay. I I'll go

home and spend the money with actual

slave owners on it. Where is this clean

money you're talking?

>> But you said you hesitated for years to

go. The years you didn't go. So, what

made the difference for you?

>> Time. Time and circumstance. Time and

and the wheels of commerce kept turning.

>> I love journalist.

>> If you want to be that pure about money,

then stop driving your car. Stop eating.

Don't use your cell phone. Everything is

tethered to something that's just

terrible.

>> And I can make a million excuses or

reasons to deprive that crowd of that

show, but man, when I was standing in

front of them, I feel like I did the

right thing.

>> I mean,

I

>> All right.

>> I felt like like I think that when like

I disagree with you. You say you like

journalist. I feel like I shouldn't know

how you feel about a topic when you

asking [ __ ] a questions. Like I know

that you disapprove of him doing that.

She was just a little spicy for me. Like

when she leans in it's like well if you

it's like relax everybody you know I

don't enjoy that.

>> Maybe that came across but in the in the

in the conversation I don't know if you

watched the whole thing she was sounded

a like a Dave Chappelle.

>> She was a fan to me. Yeah. And and I

thought it was a fair question. I mean

because there has to be a logical

consistency. If he's saying, "I didn't

go initially because they killed Jamal

Koji and I had a principal reason not to

go,"

>> then I think it's a reasonable followup

to say, "Well, what changed? If if you

didn't go cuz they were like this and

they're still like this, then why'd you

go?" And I actually didn't think he gave

a clear answer to that. He said, "Time

and the wheels of commerce." What does

that mean? Like

>> it means that it means that if if you

are judging me or if I see all of these

things around me, right? And it kind of

goes to some of your capitalistic um

ideology. Like dog, if we see all of

these things happening, right? And I'm

one man,

>> I can't change all of this. So if it's

still happening and the people that are

going to judge me are over there with

them,

>> right? and you with them and you with

them and you with them and y'all all

getting money and I tried to stand on

this one principle at this point in time

then what the am I really changing

standing on this principle even though

the principle was mine it could have

potentially changed over a period of

time to say yo dog y'all is all over

there with the the devil so now y'all

going to judge me for with the devil too

but your principle is your own so if you

don't want to with the devil you don't

have to

>> nobody else should be able to change

that so if I say if I say I'm not going

over there Because what I don't I don't

agree with what they doing. That's with

the devil.

>> That's on him. And everybody in the room

say, "Well, we going over there." If I

took that stance, go over there.

>> And I should be able to say, "All right,

well, y'all do your thing. I'm still

over here."

>> I agree. And he's and he he should also

be able to change his mind based on time

and circumstance to now say, "I thought

this way back then. I'mma go with him

today." Al, also outside of this clip,

cuz I know we're slaves to clip culture,

>> he told another story in the same

conversation about how he went over

there and they gave him a list of that

he couldn't talk about and his entire

set was a [ __ ] he couldn't talk about

and all the other comedians and

journalists or whoever was in the

audience were like happy and praising

and asking him how can you go and just

say he's like I just say so what would

you say to maybe helping people over

there by being him and expressing

himself? So

>> cuz the commerce part that's you got to

get your money.

>> So I mean it's a couple pieces to it for

me again like I I I agree with with

saying look you have a right to change

your mind. I didn't get a sense that he

changed his mind on the principle. What

I heard him say was everybody else is

still with him. I'm not going to stay

here on this island by myself.

>> Not you know I'm not going to be the

only one not doing it. Again to Isa's

point to me if it's your principle it's

your principle. If it's not that's cool.

Again I've never demanded that no that

people go to Saudi Arabia. I just think

it's an unprincipled choice given what

they've done. And to be clear, my issue

isn't people performing in Saudi Arabia.

It's performing for the Saudi Arabian

government, which I think is a very

different thing. And it gets very comp

those those two things blend together

when the government, the state, and the

people making the the business decisions

are all kind of the same group in the

same family.

>> Yeah. Yeah. My question.

>> No, no, I am. There were just there were

there were two there was I was doing

>> but also even what in what you just said

what I I heard where he changed his mind

even in what you said.

>> Yeah. But he didn't change his mind

about the principle. He changed his mind

about whether he should go or not.

>> Yeah. But yeah, but sometimes sometimes

sometimes you could realize that you've

been standing on non-exist on a

non-existent virtue for however many

years and change your position. That

would be him changing his mind. No,

>> he definitely changed his mind. I'm

saying but he didn't change his mind. He

still thinks the government killed the

journalist. He still thinks he should

it's wrong to support them. What I heard

him say was and maybe I heard it

differently than y'all. What I heard him

say was um there's no clean money. I

stood here trying to be on an you know

to stand on this principle but everybody

else including people who were saying

Saudi a is now doing business with Saudi

and and and you know the alternatives

aren't any cleaner. If I stand here on

this virtue of going to Saudi Arabia, of

not going to Saudi Arabia and and I

spend it here in the United States, like

you said, I'm I'm spending it with the

with slave owners. I'm spending people

in prison under those same principles. I

shouldn't do comedy in the United

States.

>> Oh, and we are we really rocking on a

principled standpoint. I shouldn't do

comedy nowhere around the world because

most of the governments and the powers

that be around the world are tied to

dirty [ __ ] Well, that's Mark's that's

Mark's point and that's many people's

point in versus four,

>> right?

>> I know. So his So when he said, "Yo,

dog, if I'm gonna stand on this

principle and I'mma take the money that

they gave me and come home and spend the

same American green money that got slave

owners tattooed on our dollars, then

that's a a contradiction, too. So based

on this principle, I've come to a

realization that ain't no way I could do

comedy at that don't have no dirty tied

to it.

>> I'm with you. Again, I'm I'm not I'm not

disputing that point. I I don't I don't

agree with him, but that's not that's

not the point I'm making. Joe pointed

out the point I'm making, which was the

inverse, too. Again, if somebody said,

"Look, I'm not performing in the United

States cuz they continue to do X, Y, and

Z." I'm cool with that. I don't have an

issue with that. I think I think that's

a principled position to take. You can't

escape capitalism inside of capitalism.

So, I'm not asking people to be perfect

or to be or or to not deal with money

that has that has blood on his hands.

But if somebody came here and said, "I'm

going to come at the beest of the Trump

administration. I'm going to perform for

Donald Trump or I'm going to get paid by

the Trump." To me, that's a slightly

different thing. And I think the problem

is the Saudi government, the the the

Saudi family, the people who are

financing these boxing matches and

things like this. They're all the same

mix. And so, it's it's a it's a it's

harder to disentangle that. Now, once

he's there to to part this question, um

I I've always I I I'm a huge fan of Dave

Chappelle and I admire his courage and I

admire what he was willing to do and

what he was willing to talk about, even

if I disagree with it because it was a

trans thing that I was actually talking

about when I said I I disagree with him,

not this point.

>> Um

>> I um I think that's amazing. I think he

is opening up space and opening up

ground for other things to happen. Now,

some of that is he can get that off cuz

he's Dave Chappelle and the 10th guy who

comes out there and does that may find

himself in prison.

>> True. So, so I'm not sure if that will

actually work for other people, but it's

still a necessary thing. If he went

there and and followed the list, I would

have lost respect for him, but I would

not expect Dave Chappelle to follow the

list. I would expect Dave Chappelle to

do exactly what he did, which is be

courageous,

>> brilliant. But this is my point, and I'm

going back to a combo that we maybe had

on Patreon. Not to rehash it, but this

was my point when y'all were having a

discussion about your kid being the

brightest in the class, and you like,

"No, I'm I'm leaving my kid there." And

I'm like, okay, that can't be a

reasonable expectation for other people.

If somebody is coming to Dave Chappelle

with 3,000x

what he normally makes, most people are

going to say, "Oh, once in a lifetime

shot, I'm grabbing this money to go put

it in a trust fund for my kid or go to

take care of my family." Like, who is

walking away from that?

>> See, I want to take I want to take the

money out.

>> I don't think you can take the money

out.

>> I want to take the money out because it

still serves a greater good. to the

point that you were making when we

brought up the kid on the Patreon

conversation. It serves the greater good

to have your kid be promoted and

possibly achieve greater things. So Dave

Chappelle went over there against this

regime and said a whole bunch of he

wasn't supposed to say that is

potentially clearing a path. And it's

also putting gems over there that you

could have never put over there without

being persecuted. Here's my issue with I

think that that's in the that's

potentially a thing that could happen,

right?

And I think it's potentially

there's value in saying, "Look, I'm

going to take this one shot and make the

most of it, right? I can I could change

the world with this money that I got

from this bag." If no offense to Mona,

I'm only saying this cuz you're not Dave

Chappelle.

>> Offend Mona.

>> I love Mona. I'm saying if if if you

went over there and and took the um took

the bag, I wouldn't have been out here

protesting you.

>> Um Ramy Yousef in his special said, "I

did not go I I stood my ground. And I

did I absolutely refused to go to Saudi

Arabia. He said and and the main reason

was they didn't invite me, right? It was

He's like I would have quit, you know?

So I I I get it, right? But Dave

Chappelle is Dave Chappelle.

>> This is the guy who walked off of his

own set, left all that money to stand on

a principle.

>> So he's I have an expectation of Dave

Chappelle.

>> I understand that.

>> And that's so so I'm not talking about

I'm not talking about everyday person.

any other situation if someone got paid

a massive bag to go in front of a total

totalitarian

regime and rip them apart we would

champion that in the face according to

his he took the list I'm sure you can't

say and that was his entire set and I

take him at face value so in any other

situation let me let me clear that up

because I think that that's an important

distinction

>> their list it wasn't a Trump list like

don't say stuff about us

>> it was a these are values and issues sex

homos homosexuality.

This was not

>> Oh, do not say that.

>> He didn't We saw that special. He didn't

tear the Saudi Arabian government. If he

did that, I'd be standing I'd be

>> Where did we see that special?

>> I don't know. I did not see.

>> That's the one with the bird

on his arm, right? Unless that's the

>> We know that's the same show.

>> I think you did two shows of Saudi

Arabia.

>> No, I'm saying. Yeah,

>> that's the show when he has the eagle,

he releases it. That's the Saudi show.

>> Am I Am I mistaken?

>> Oh, maybe. I don't know.

>> I thought that's I thought that was the

one that we came up here and talked

about and said we thought

>> Say [ __ ] like you know. No, I I could be

wrong.

>> I never I never assume that the

broadcast is the exact same show as The

Live ever.

>> Okay, so

>> so I don't know what show they got.

>> Okay, fair enough. Let's assume that

it's not then. I I I'll take the worst

case scenario and I'm Let's assume that

what I'm saying is completely wrong.

>> If he went out there, I don't think I

am, but let's assume it is for the

forake. If he went out there and tore

apart the Saudi Arabian government, then

I have a very different position than if

than if he goes out there um and and

violates their free speech restrictions

around sexuality, around drugs, around

alcohol, around he

>> even if it's still just that you would

not praise that.

>> Yeah.

>> Not if not if he's doing it while

performing for what if he if he done

that during apart South Africa, would we

say that's okay because he he he went

against their free speech laws? probably

say no because you shouldn't support a

partite South Africa and apartheite

government.

>> I think I could still find some level of

uh um

happiness or not happy. I don't know.

Can I ask

>> and and I I think for me that's the

distinction, right? It's it's I'm happy

he did that part of it. But if if a if

an artist is performing Jim Crow, if an

artist is performing apart South Africa,

then I'm saying wait, there's a there's

a call not to do that. Now, if Dave

Chappelle says, "Look, I don't respect

that call." Cool. Again, for me, it's

the pivot. If Dave Chappelle said 5

years ago, look, they killed Jamal Kosi,

but no money is clean. I'm good with it.

I'm going to do it because I think it's

the right thing to do. And then later on

he does it. I might disagree with him,

but I wouldn't be having this

conversation. To me, he made a

principle, said what his principle was,

said why he wasn't going, and then he

did it. And I for me, and and his answer

was everyone else is doing it, and no

money is clean. For me, that's not a

good enough answer, but that's just my

personal preference. I'm not I'm not

castigating him for it. My issue with

Dave Chappelle that's more deep I think

was the was the

>> I'm all the way with you on the on the

transit. I don't really get what he was

what he was talking about. It reminded

me of my Andrew Reese commentary and

then seeing what other people were doing

and coming in here and saying, "Oh, I

didn't know that I was being complicit

in that." It was kind of the same thing.

>> That's the thing that I actually took

issue with. It wasn't again I'm I'm not

out here like, "Fuck Dave Chappelle for

going to Saudi Arabia." I disagree with

it because I happen to stand in

solidarity with with with certain

political movements and say that that's

not the right choice. Okay. But I'm not

boycotting D. I'm not I'm not

criticizing Dell for that. I just it's I

just I saw a pivot that didn't match up

to me. Right. But but but for me the the

decision when he says

I am sad or frustrated at Republicans

for weaponizing my jokes. He's basically

saying, "I made these trans jokes and

now they're making these jokes and

they're using them in ways

>> as a spokesperson for those

>> and making them harmful." We talked

about Lauren Boowbert like taking

picture with them, all this [ __ ] I'm

like, what did you think was going to

happen?

>> The [ __ ] did you think? Yeah, that was

like

>> that's the part that I was like, come

on. Like that. And I don't think he's

being dishonest. I just think

>> how do you not think that that's like a

what you think would happen is like you

you're on his platform. We have

platforms with just a little piece of

what he has. We have a platform

>> and if we came out and right right now

we make certain jokes we decide to talk

about disabled people might spin off

that and that might be a conversation on

Twitter for three days. We know that. No

>> we know that to be true.

>> So if Joe came in so prime example we

came in here right and we talked about

how Donald Trump even though none of us

cared for Donald Trump was still putting

on a master class in his campaign.

We talked about that. They took that and

spun that and said that we were

advocating for Donald Trump.

>> Yeah. Now they got me on MAGA list.

>> That's my point. So that's my point. So

a manga.

>> So you can't say that. What did you

think was going to happen? We were just

sitting in here talking about an

objective observation based on Kla

Harris and Donald Trump and how they

were running their campaigns.

>> We never said we were pro. Let me

finish. Let me finish. Let me finish.

We're not saying that, yo, do Dave

Chappelle's speaking on whatever he's

speaking on and them now taking him,

making him the poster child or the token

boy for that objective. I don't think

that that's a what did you think would

happen because again, we came in here

and talked about how Kamla dropped the

ball on some of the stuff that she was

doing to reach us.

>> In fairness, I do think it's weird to

put the same responsibilities socially

on comedians as we do lawmakers. Like,

that's not that should not be the same.

>> It's not. But but but I agree with

accidentally prop uh propagandizing

things with responsibility. Platforms

come with responsibility in my opinion.

>> I step in real quick. I'm sorry. We cut

him off. I think

>> I was just saying you said that that was

possibly the same show, right? The one

you

>> Yeah.

>> Could this just be a case of, hey, I'm

in bed with Netflix. Netflix is in bed

with them. This is just big business

happening.

>> I mean, I think that's always a

>> And that's what it just sounds like.

Before it wasn't the case. Now I'm in

bed with them. They're in bed with this

group over here.

I

>> All right, let's play ball. And I'm

playing ball.

>> I I want to give Dave credit for being

more thoughtful and principled than

that. I think that's I think that No,

no, I'm I'm not disagreeing.

>> I give everybody credit until the zeros

get longer.

>> I think fact I think there's a lot of

factors and I think sometimes even how

you think about something changes when

there's the the the cash incentive. So I

but I think Dave Chappelle is generally

principal. Again, when I disagree with

Dave Chappelle, I just disagree with

him. I don't I don't think he has some

secret play. I I think that I think ish

with with the um with the with the

points you were just making. I think the

difference is up here we made a we made

a political point

um that then gets used in ways that we

didn't anticipate for it to be used.

>> Okay?

>> Right? That could happen to anybody.

But Dave Chappelle was making remarks

that in some ways were being used

exactly how he said them.

>> Like some of his jokes like when you

I'll give you an example. When you keep

talking about a trans woman's penis

>> Mhm. And when you keep making jokes that

that mock the legitimacy of trans

identity, regardless of what anybody

here feels about trans folk, and then

you have a Republican say, "Dave

Chappelle agrees with me that there's

only two genders, and Dave Chappelle

agrees with me that that's not really a

woman." That's not a leap. That that's

that that's not the the the my words of

being the jokes themselves were weapons.

I mean, even even the joke he made about

performing in Saudi Arabia at his last

comedy special that we saw on Netflix,

the the joke, I forget what happens to

the trans women in this joke. I I can't

remember the joke now, but

his jokes, it's not a hard, it's not a

huge leap from his jokes to how people

are talking about his jokes. I think his

jokes are transagonistic and they're

transphobic. And so when they get used

by transphobic Republicans, I don't

think it's fair to say

>> they use it in ways I and the thing is I

think Dave may actually not

>> be uh he may actually respect trans

identity in ways that his jokes don't

suggest. He may not be exactly

politically aligned with the

Republicans, but his jokes don't suggest

that. Whereas up here, to use your

language, we're making an objective

claim that Kla ran a bad campaign. That

doesn't mean we hate Kla Harris. It

doesn't mean we So, if a Republican then

uses that, that's different to me.

>> It is. It's solely different.

>> Hey, big dog. Big dog. We We got it,

y'all. We It's the weekend.

>> And shout out to him for his uh public

radio that he's doing in Ohio. I think

that's

>> Yeah, that was the point of this whole

interview. And I think that's dope.

Public radio is important. Oh, he won't.

He He won't beat him.

>> I We're actually

>> I'd love to go to Ohio. Hey,

>> I'll tell you one person who's not going

to beat you.

>> That's why I like DAVE CHAPPELLE. DAVE

LIKES CRIT. LIKE HE SAID IN THE IN the

interview, he said like I don't mind if

people disagree with me. Dave Chappelle

and I agree on like 95% of things. And

it's all love. When I've seen him, it's

always been love and support. It's all

love

>> until it got

all we

>> going to need more than that. But

>> hey, you're going to need more than a

month to clean up that mess.

>> I'm going

Muslim. Hey, I'mma kick your back in for

35 minutes. And then, hey, my Muslim

brother

>> on a Mus on a Muslim principle and

ideal. I I I didn't I didn't I didn't

kick his back. I didn't kick his back.

No, you didn't. And I don't I don't

>> I just want weekend mark back, man. I

don't want to fight for trans rights

today.

>> I don't like

>> I want to fight for trans rights every

day too.

>> I know, man. But come on.

>> And everyone's right.

>> It's Saturday, man.

>> That's fine. We come back. Can we talk

about bow or something?

>> That's probably WHAT YOU WANT. THAT'S

PROBABLY TALK ABOUT BOWS.

>> YES. Exactly who I want to talk about.

>> Bow.

>> You jealous?

>> Our Eskimo brother. Huh?

>> Did they say our?

>> Yes. Oh yeah.

>> No.

Ain't just

>> ice moaning.

>> I haven't been able to see.

>> Mark, you think Bowwow can't slide

something you slid? Like why you why you

think he hasn't?

>> Yeah. I'm I'm I'm confused that you're

what what are you implying?

>> You're very clear about Bowwow.

>> Let's get to Bowwow after.

>> Okay. Sure. I I'll save my bow thought.

>> Just how you just sounded.

>> Change your tone.

Change your tone. Take off your

political tone when you talking to Bow.

It's the utmost respect for Bow. It's

not about Mr. Mo from now on to you.

Bow.

>> No, it's not. We love Bow Beer.

>> Shout out to Bow's jerseys in the

Raptors. It a It ain't It ain't no What

type of jersey? What type of Raptors?

>> Two Raptors. You bugger.

>> I think we'll get to it.

>> Yeah, we'll get to it.

>> And now it's time for my favorite part

of the show.

>> Prospect.

HOLY [ __ ] OH MY GOD. [ __ ] driving me

crazy with this outrage about just [ __ ]

comedy.

We got to care about everybody. WHEN

WHAT DAY DO WE GET TO NOT care

>> what our brother's going through when

we're all free?

>> Oh, we're never going to be all free.

>> I didn't get to say anything.

>> Jesus. Hey, I'm not fighting for no

rights till Wednesday now. Till next.

Hey, you got to schedule an appointment

with me. Next Wednesday, I'm fighting

for rights. I'LL PROTEST. ENOUGH of this

good guy on a weekend.

>> Hot weekend.

>> That's not even good guy [ __ ]

>> Mark too good of a guy with all this

>> outrage. Be cool sometimes.

>> I'm not outrage. I'm chill.

>> Just chill. Catch a vibe.

Come on, man.

>> Catch a vibe.

>> Yeah. I need uh quarter. What's the

halo? by with the quarter zip mark.

>> Yo, you give me crazy stories and be

like, why are you talking about this?

You gave me David murdering people. Dave

Chappelle,

>> I didn't I didn't give you that. Rest in

peace Celeste.

>> Rest in peace to Less. How' we get to

David?

>> Cuz the cops took 95 years to lock him

up.

>> Word.

>> That's true.

>> God damn it. Uh,

>> I What happened?

>> Let's get to our favorite part of the

show.

>> Let's do that. Let's do that, please.

>> They treat me right. ride for he should

ride for a black motherf I just don't I

got to see more on this

>> I do

>> I just don't know that David did that

>> we've seen so much TV

that's why we love him