At Risk Youth Diet

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>> All right. Who did it? Who did it?

You already know. Mark. What the [ __ ]

>> Wait. What happened? There was a couple

things happening at once.

>> We had just worked on how we was going

to start the show. You probably missed

it cuz you was gone for 2 hours. But now

we got a new story. I'm down to laugh

for me. Go ahead, Mark. Sit your right

and go.

>> Oh, wait. You wrote that?

>> Yeah.

>> Who do you think wrote?

>> Who do you think wrote that? I could

actually read it. I was shocked.

>> I thought the sun came.

>> That might be the best he's ever wrest.

That [ __ ] look like a D, my [ __ ]

>> Or a T.

>> Oh my god.

>> Who we making fun of? Joe.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. Because I took initiative and wrote

on the board.

>> Don't take initiative no more.

>> Don't do that no more.

>> I try not to take initiative.

>> Can y'all read it? It's allegible.

>> We can read it. That's the That's your

best That's your best work.

>> I'll just lead it in. I'll lead in. I'll

read it and lead it. I guess if y'all

can't.

>> Well, we got time. We got time.

>> Sorry.

>> It's okay. But there's a bigger issue at

play here.

There's a mystery.

>> We have a true crime issue here.

>> Let's get to the bottom of it.

>> We have to.

>> We love a who done it.

>> I I do.

>> Especially when it ain't me. When I

>> Who did it?

>> So, who did it?

>> There were 12.

>> Man, Mona ain't been here in a minute.

Two weeks back. That's what I'm saying.

>> That's a damn lie.

>> Mon ain't been here. Two weeks. Yeah.

Two weeks. Yeah.

>> What? I don't even know how we was going

to function.

>> Yeah.

>> And we was Mona Mona last time she was

here asked for Dr. Pepper as part of her

rider.

>> Mhm.

>> And so in some gyms.

>> In Slim Gems.

>> In Slim Gyms.

>> And so we got her a 12-pack

and then she got back today. And mind

you, we people clown her for drinking

Dr. Pepper. Like nobody drink.

>> I like Dr. Pepper.

>> I don't drink.

>> Wait a minute. Wait. You like Dr.

Pepper? I do. Exhibit A. Right in there.

>> I had I had a Dr. Pepper.

>> You had one.

>> One Dr. Pepper. Hey.

>> All right. So, now we got nine counting

four.

>> How many did you have, Mona?

>> I probably had two, man.

>> So, that means three.

>> No, I had two.

>> So, and here's one. That's three.

>> One. That's three. I'm sorry. And now we

know we know where the other nation

went.

>> We had three Dr. Peppers, my G.

>> Yeah.

>> In one sitting.

>> First of all,

>> we doing back with the one sitting.

>> This for just because you did a

wonderful job. But

>> first of all, Po brought me to Dr.

Pepper. I was going crazy because I

deserve a black him out and a soda.

>> Got it done.

>> Black pole. Now I understand.

>> You still trying to figure out how to

get it done. Look,

>> you you

know what's funny? You know what's

funny? You called it a who done it. It's

not a who done it. It's a ice. It's a is

done it. We already know.

>> Do it.

>> Is drunk the Dr. Peps. I got calls all

week. We already know Ish doesn't drink

soda or Dr. Pepp. All I'm not going to

give no names.

>> You got informants in here.

>> People call me and say, "Yo, if you plan

on having a Dr. Pep when you get back,

chances are slim to none cuz this [ __ ]

is just cracking them back like Bruce."

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> And I'm like, "Yo, like with Joe ain't

got no water." You know, you know, you

know the water for you know he's got a

sugar thing.

>> What was the water world water? What

year was that? Last year.

>> Yeah. And he made 39 teas when he come.

You drink Dr. Pepp with your tea,

>> bro. And I've had sugar. We saw him put

it inum in a tea kettle. I was wondering

why he's pouring that soda in the in the

tea kettle.

>> I pour soda in a tea kettle. That would

be diabolical. Somebody need to put me

in an institution.

>> You see, too.

>> The truth is is tries to eat so healthy

on a regular basis. He probably had a

sugar attack and went crazy. A 12-pack

of Dr. I mean, who has ever got on a

12-pack of like I mean, come on.

>> You know, it's mad funny and I ain't

going I don't do what they do.

>> Okay. But it's not a bunch of people

that are not here. And it's a bunch. We

had a bunch of guests.

>> A bunch of people were not here. Also,

you do what they

said. We had a bunch of guests.

>> You said more than that.

>> And a bunch of people not here.

>> So you do what they do.

>> No, I'm not. I drunk three Dr. Peppers,

my [ __ ] I did not drink 12. [ __ ] So I

don't even really drink soda

at all. We think you drunk like eight.

Nine.

>> Yeah, I think eight.

>> I was thinking six or seven. No, y'all

really was thinking 10 cuz Parks

admitted to the one and y Oh, okay.

>> But did you purchase any?

>> I did not.

>> Point.

>> Wait, so you went in there? This isn't

your first soda that got stolen either

if I recall.

>> Parks, hold up a minute, please. Hold

up. Please.

>> So you went in there. How old are you

again?

>> Your big age.

>> Whatever the answer is 50 is funny. Yo,

>> we ain't So you went in there at 50.

So you took one that you didn't purchase

cuz you was parched. You get you get

one. It was hitting you. You weren't

here, man. Lauren, you can take one.

>> Sometimes you need bubbles.

>> Yeah.

>> But it was so good. I

>> had the double bag.

>> Somebody on the internet said that Dr.

Pepper's barbecue Sprite.

I'm rolling. I'm rolling. I'm not mad at

it. That's genius. That's That's a good

one.

>> You went back in for two more Dr.

Peppers that Why you taking stuff that

you're not purchasing?

>> Okay. So, one I drunk one Dr. Pepper two

weeks ago and I drunk two Dr. Peppers

last week. So it's not like I'm sitting

there binging Dr. Pepp.

>> How many Dr. Peppers did you buy?

>> None. But that's my peoples right there.

So we could do that.

>> I am. Okay.

>> You got me tough.

>> Hey Mona,

>> you got me. That's where that cute be

working out.

>> What happened to your um oatmeal raisin

pon?

>> That's the thing.

>> Not me.

>> That's the thing.

>> What happened to that ginger?

>> Why do you have AN ATRISISK YOUTH DIET?

WHY IS IT

ATLAS YOUTH diet like oatmeal pies

lemonade

AND PEPPER

STREET black and the [ __ ]

This the thing, right? We wouldn't be

discussing Delaware. Waw w got too much

in there. BOYS

ARE LIMITED. WAW IF touch my [ __ ] Perks

to answer your question.

>> Yeah.

>> Or ice. Both of y'all. Oatmeal cream

pies.

>> Whole 12-pack gone.

>> That's crazy. That's crazy. So, he had

one of those two.

>> I had one of those two for sure. Um I

have none.

>> Ginger ale and I don't basically

everything. Now, at the end of the day,

it is my people. Well, people that drunk

all 12. What? He did. But so it doesn't

matter. Like that's my dog. But I would

love a Dr. Pep right now.

>> Yo, they do it to me all the time, sis.

Don't Don't worry about it. You just get

used to it.

>> Who ate the oatmeal cream pies?

>> I don't know.

>> We thought you did.

>> Did you eat any of the oat milk pies?

>> Zero.

>> Cap.

>> Zero.

>> Bro, I got that on my phone, my [ __ ]

Stop it. Listen.

>> Zero, my [ __ ]

>> No, I ain't do that.

>> BRO, WE ATE WITH HE ATE THEM WITH WHIPPY

N.

>> OH, YOU said you left them here. I I had

a half OF ONE WITH YOU.

YOU BOUGHT YOU BOUGHT THE BEER AT 11. I

got it.

>> She said she bought him a half

>> I eat as an atrisisk youth. Do these [ __ ]

eat with me. [ __ ] y.

>> It's ish ate 12 oatmeal cream.

>> Why you keep eating?

>> I thought you ate nothing.

>> She saying she

>> That's how you [ __ ] get changing boy.

>> No, it's not. She beer.

>> She said she left like Dr. Peppers.

Yeah.

>> I'm thinking she left a box of oatmeal

cream pie here in the

>> disappear. She did. I didn't put any.

>> She did. She left a box right in there.

No, I didn't eat.

>> I've seen it work before. I know. I

know. I've seen my done before. That's

all for you.

>> You going to eat all that?

>> That food. That's my favorite. I seen I

seen him do that in the strip club.

>> I seen my boy cook with that [ __ ] You

good girl.

>> Anyway, off the Dr. Pepper. Order the

cream pies in the Dr.

>> Bellas. I got you.

>> That's a wild diet.

>> That's a wild That's a wild said you got

a rift youth house diet.

>> Mona, I'm glad you met.

>> Thank you so much.

>> I really mean that is make some noise.

Mona from the don't call me white girl

podcast.

>> That's a slow laugh.

>> I'm for you, my [ __ ] You mean

>> I'm fast.

looking at. What is that?

>> He's getting at something. I think I

know, but I want to hear him say,

>> "Who do I have to speak to about how

y'all are introduced at these

functions?"

>> Our agents.

>> All right. Make sure your group send me

the numbers to the agents.

>> I was at the edge of my I [ __ ]

>> What you saying?

>> All right.

>> Make some noise for Fel. You was there

too, [ __ ] Where the [ __ ] you at?

Now Fel here.

Fel was out there. Mad teeth show and

happy as hell. Make some noise for Mona

from the Don't Call Me White Girl

podcast.

>> This [ __ ] stupid.

>> And then she came out. They didn't say

nothing else.

>> You always

You want us to always rep the show first

>> and

>> I didn't say first included. Yeah,

>> I didn't say nothing about

>> I don't rep it to protect you.

>> I don't want you to rep it.

>> Okay.

You don't lie to you know

you please don't it protects us both

protects us both we are lying

on God please you don't

>> I don't want my name known in the Middle

East

>> on yeah Marky nothing that is hilarious

>> yeah Mark started fighting for rights

that I'm cool with

cool

>> I was all right with Yeah. God damn.

>> What's wrong with you? Yo,

>> no. Don't [ __ ] with Mark when you do

that.

>> Right. Right. Same thing

that I'm cool with.

>> I don't want to be associated with some

of that [ __ ] either. No facts.

>> Joining us to discuss the economy from

the Joe Button podcast. Like don't give

me no credibility.

>> They they had you as a

>> I think it was number eight. Number

seven, Number eight on the list.

>> Oh, it's a list.

>> It's a new list. What's list?

>> What? Richest rappers.

>> OH YEAH. OH YEAH. Let's talk about that

[ __ ]

>> So that might give you a little

credibility. How about that?

>> I think that list was fake.

>> No. No. That was

>> No, it was it was 100% real. 100% real.

It was real. It's printed and published,

[ __ ]

>> It's spring bonus time.

>> It's online. It's real. It

>> was on the internet. It's real. For

sure. For sure. For sure. Look how fast

they turn.

Is that right? They're right.

>> They turn like number eight. Yo,

>> that that list is not real, you guys. I

don't know. It's a fake.

>> It's Everybody said it. I called complex

myself.

>> What? They had them clocked at

>> 500. Something that was wrong.

>> 500 mil.

>> 5 mill. No, it's I got it. I have it

right here. It's 500. I thought it meant

500,000. No, it's a M next to it.

>> That's what you thought.

>> Oh, and that's wrong.

>> No, it's wrong. It might be about right.

We should They had you at number nine in

the top.

>> Didn't say anything.

>> I'm saying it should say popped.

>> Nah, get the

>> N. It should say pop next to it.

>> Pop ain't the same thing.

that it's cool.

>> My worth should be popped.

>> [ __ ] right there.

>> Don't Don't fall for the the fake stuff.

>> Let's give a round of applause.

>> Yeah. Number nine.

>> Number nine. Richest rappers. I know

that.

>> We want bonuses. Clap fast.

>> We not getting no damn bonus, [ __ ]

>> Some of them get a bonus

>> in the spring.

>> No, I don't know. Spring, girl, you

crazy. Spring bonus. Some of them. Yeah.

>> Wait, companies do that [ __ ]

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. All the big ones.

>> Especially when they were

>> all the big ones. Liberal good ones.

>> Oh, the ones that's uh doing the tax

>> or the ones that love God basically.

>> A spring bonus.

>> Yeah.

>> I like that idea. That's a great idea.

>> That could be good for morale

>> for sure.

>> Not really. They're taking all the

peppers and employees are treated

better. They do better. That's a fact.

Like we've looked all around the world

to see employers treat their people real

good. got massage mass is coming in on

breaking all that [ __ ] work hard they

want to work [ __ ] treat you like steal

candles and toilet paper

>> and I tell you one thing I'm still

candel

voice

>> this guy's insane

>> oh my god

>> I'm made that up

>> won't it touch you in my later

>> no [ __ ] Ask me now.

>> No, no, no. I'll ask you later. It's

good. It's good stuff. It's all

positive.

>> Okay. All positive.

>> The other day, I had a few hours free to

myself. So, I just looked up some

massage massage places in the area. One

came highly recommended. So, I called

them up, said, "Hey, I want to come in

for the hot stone massage." They said,

"What time?" I said, "Now." They said,

"Bet, come on through." So, I came

through.

>> You don't have to mention the dick suck

work till you get there.

You typically don't want to do that over

the phone, you know.

You like,

>> it's like drug dealing.

>> For the record, I wasn't going

>> I wasn't looking for that place.

>> You said cooch.

>> I said,

>> that's what you heard.

He had Dr. Pepper in his pocket.

>> I wasn't looking for the dick suck.

>> Okay.

>> Did it find you? I was really just like

looking, but you know,

>> I was really just looking for a massage,

right? So, it was parking right across

the street. I went in there and it was

dimly lit

>> as it's supposed to be. Yeah.

>> And the place looked like I should have

been getting the dick suck. It looked

like they was giving out dick sucks and

I didn't know.

>> You know the vibes.

>> So then how do you ask? Just paint the

picture. Where was this place? In the

area.

>> In the area.

>> I think he wants the address.

>> In the in the in the area.

>> Need a little more detail. the same area

that I said.

>> It has a map. You just

>> right by Trader Joe's up there. Right

there.

>> I think

>> I think the best way to ask is to just

like show them that you're hard.

>> I'm That's what the

>> dog the worst thing GOING TO SAY, I'M

TELLING YOU, THE WORST THING THEY GOING

TO SAY IS, "OH, not here, sir." Or

>> the worst thing they going to say.

>> The one on the one in Hoboken. Like

they're going to refer you to the right

drawing. That ain't the worst.

>> So anyway, the young hot girl, the young

hot girl at the front desk

>> pulls me to a room all the way in the

back. She escorts me back there. This

room looked like it was made for dick

sucks.

>> Is there a glory hole?

>> Yo,

>> no, but it was too many of the [ __ ]

doctor bed wraps over the thing.

>> That's a tail.

>> It was way too many of the that paper.

>> Yeah. Yeah. They were stacked. I was

like I was like, "Oh,

clean up clean all [ __ ] They got they

dick clean it up right quick."

>> So I go in there and it's the [ __ ] and

I'll speed this up cuz there's really no

point to the story. I'm just talking to

y'all cuz I'm happy to see y'all.

>> I'm enjoying it.

>> So I go and she she she let me in the

room and then she leave the young hot

receptionist girl. So but she don't say

nothing.

>> So she ain't telling me if I should get

butt ass. That's like what type of

implied

that's how they got to Sean

like that's different.

>> If they don't say anything that's

indicative of like we do what we want

here.

>> I'm telling you how much time you spend

in these boxes.

>> Shut up. Go ahead, Joe.

>> Well, I didn't.

>> Of course, man. So then the masseuse

comes in. I kept my box of briefs on and

I laid down on the thousand sheets of

[ __ ] doctor paper.

>> Oh, you're not naked already.

>> No, I said I kept you weren't supposed

to take your clothes off yet.

>> Slow down.

>> No, that's what they closed you in there

for. So you could get so chas get in

your bed.

>> Pull that dick out.

>> Oh, you a freaky boy. OH, WAIT. HE WAIT

the

>> He wait till she come in and move. He

drops on.

>> Oh, that big. Oh [ __ ] He He does what I

said you should do. Pull me out off the

gun.

>> No, you don't pull the meat out. Why am

I pulling meat out? What the [ __ ] is

YOUR

let him start the party?

>> Yo, I ain't got no B money. Don't say

nothing. You feel me? Make that

[ __ ] jump.

>> So I lay down on the thingamajig. And

that's if I was a creep creep creep

[ __ ] that is the right move to take a

little dick pill. Let that [ __ ] just

that shoot right up.

>> Taking a dick pill at the spot. Why not?

You trying to get your money's worth?

>> I take a dick bill to go anywhere.

>> I take a dick bill TO GO TO STARBUCKS.

>> WHY NOT?

>> What are you talking about?

>> Just talk.

>> You think I'm buying all these?

>> He's shooting.

>> I can't hear him.

>> He'll know the size.

>> He said I said no. Just tall.

>> Oh, so as tall as the small.

>> Yeah, I understand. The star boats size

is [ __ ]

I know. Yeah, man.

>> You laughing and cracking on my M side.

>> I I gave you benefit of the doubt. I

tried to help my man out like

>> No, you all right. What's your later?

What's your lady? You can't play with me

like that. Anyway, [ __ ] So, I lay

down on the thing and some big ass eh

chick come in there.

>> Oh,

>> this a totally different vibe. Yeah, she

got the strongest hands in the world.

You start throwing me all around the

room.

>> That's what you want.

She really be the best massagers.

>> No, the [ __ ] they don't

do. Big ass soft tails for a real

massage.

>> Oh, I ain't say nothing about that. That

[ __ ] ain't feel big and soft to me.

She's man. Let me lose weight no more.

That

>> that's like a tissue.

>> I bet you that dick up crazy though.

>> The handy for sure.

>> Strong handy. Nah, you can't get the

strong hand.

>> You got them big ass man on balls and

dick in one hand. You can tell by feel

like your own hand. tell by how should

you do your butt if if if she would just

>> I thought you don't know nothing about

though

>> I don't

>> what you say

>> but I don't know you don't

>> you heard it right you can tell by how

they do your butt

>> something by his butt

>> how she do his butt

>> how you do the butt

>> you can tell how she do his ass

>> to see what though he he g

>> she with the [ __ ]

>> the way she massages his ass is how he

know if she'll suck a dick Go give him a

hand job

>> or whatever else.

>> All right, bet. Let's make sure I was

stop

>> with the hot stone.

>> They're not supposed to touch your ass,

guys.

>> Yeah, I want a ass massage.

>> Oh [ __ ] that's that Philly massage.

>> No, they're allowed to touch your ass. I

had no idea.

>> You're getting a full body massage.

>> And you can touch ass.

>> Yes,

>> but you can't touch balls. It's

>> No, you can't touch balls. Can't touch

balls.

>> I don't get it.

>> For dudes is different, too. Like I

mean, yeah. Doing a ass massage ain't

nothing. Grabbing your balls is like

sexual.

>> On a woman, you can't you could touch

your ass on the side. No.

>> Yes. On a woman.

>> I never had my ass massage in a full

body.

>> You ain't been on the raft.

>> They do that right there on on the raft

with the little paint.

>> Oh my god. In Jamaica.

>> Yes. That's what they be trying to do.

>> Winston. Hey, that was racist.

>> I got a story.

>> I got a r story though. Donovan.

>> You up, man.

That [ __ ] was name Ryan.

>> Oh man.

>> Shout to you, Ryan, if you're watching.

>> Oh my god.

>> I still think about you sometimes.

>> I bet you do.

>> I bet.

>> I sure do.

>> Ryan Pop.

>> I let him finger me a little bit.

>> Just a little bit.

>> It's the realest [ __ ] in the show.

That's just a tip.

>> Yeah. This is just a tip. Like just the

pinky ring finger combo. And that's the

thing cuz baby they or whatever. If you

don't say nothing then keep going. You

know what I mean? I don't say nothing.

You don't

>> chill. He going to chill.

>> Chill. Chill. Big motor.

>> [ __ ] Moving over there.

>> Chill big. Check your man out. Chill.

You doing it to him. Stop. He

>> get so mad at me. Far from

>> I hear you.

>> It's like [ __ ] to be a real [ __ ] and

do [ __ ] for that real [ __ ] do. That

why you [ __ ] be on the internet typing

messages, [ __ ] Trying to [ __ ] some

[ __ ] you ain't going to never get,

[ __ ] I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] Me, [ __ ] Me,

[ __ ] It's going to be real [ __ ] for

the win every time, [ __ ]

You just fantasized by [ __ ] on the

internet, [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] in real

life [ __ ]

>> Who you [ __ ]

>> I'm [ __ ] you. The [ __ ]

>> Who we [ __ ]

>> No matter where we [ __ ] I don't [ __ ]

I've been with you eight years, so I

don't [ __ ] before.

[ __ ]

>> Well, but but where we [ __ ]

>> It don't matter where we [ __ ] Just

think about eight years we've been

together and add it up. I done [ __ ] you

enough to last a lifetime. I ain't got

to [ __ ] you every day. Y got to [ __ ]

every day.

>> Well, you telling these people you want

to [ __ ] But you act like you want to

[ __ ] every day.

>> You telling these goddamn people like we

we [ __ ] like we just [ __ ]

>> No matter we just [ __ ] or not. We've

been [ __ ] for eight years.

>> [ __ ]

>> We don't [ __ ]

>> Okay. Well, we don't [ __ ] You don't

[ __ ] I done [ __ ]

>> Okay. Say that. Say that. Say that. Say

that.

>> This thing about me.

I forgot. [ __ ]

>> Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir.

Let me

>> keep these applause going right quick so

they know what time it is.

>> So glad y'all could be here with us

today. So glad y'all could be here.

Who is who? Who is that?

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> And Mona. Mona. Oh, girl, please. Oh,

girl, please. With that, you're done.

You're done now. Uh, what episode is

this?

>> 925.

>> Welcome to episode 925

of the Joe Button podcast brought to you

by, fueled by, powered by Price Price

Pitch Gang.

>> We are close enough for me to ask y'all

what we should do for the thousandth

episode.

9:25. This shit's moving a little bit.

>> Boy, it got to be live. Field trip

>> island somewhere.

>> Field trip live somewhere.

>> All the above. Field trip live.

>> Okay. Okay. Spring bonuses.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> What y'all think? Newer couch. What

y'all think?

>> All of the above. Sounds good to me.

>> All of the above.

>> Got to be some fly.

>> Got to be flying. Got to be flying.

>> All right. What color y'all want the

balloons to be?

>> What color? Red.

>> I think they should be like

>> I want some red and gold. It should

probably be green to match the blue

skies in the sand.

>> Uh, boom.

>> You know what I mean? Be like palm

trees, sort of a balloon. It's going to

be a hot air joint over Tanzania or

something.

>> Audience, as you can see, I got the

greatest cast in the world right here. I

got the greatest crew in the world right

here. You're really going to enjoy the

show to my right. Stop playing with her,

man. Big moan of Philly's finest from

the Don't Call her Her White Girl

>> show.

>> Show. Make some noise for Mo. Big Moan

in the building.

>> Mo, you doing all right? You doing good?

Yeah, I guess.

>> Good. Good. We absolutely love that.

Next to her, our good brother, Philly's

finest, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill, is in the

building. Next to him, come on, man.

Y'all know what time it is. Mr. I'm

going straight home after work. Mr.

Thousand Doors. And uh I believe this is

our potter of the month. New pot of the

month.

>> Mr. Potter of the Month.

>> It's time to chain him. Time to chain.

>> Let's make some noise.

>> Let's make some noise. Wait, hold up.

Hold up. Don't chain him yet, Parks.

Don't chain him yet, Parks. We got to

check his team.

>> I don't think I can get behind. We got

to check his temperature. You know he

think he cute.

>> All right, [ __ ]

>> It's chaining day, man. You ready?

>> All right, [ __ ] You [ __ ] on the

chain month one. You said

fans, but your performance was so great.

That didn't stop the voters, [ __ ] You

can't control what they do when they go

in the voting booth.

>> So anyway, I put the chain on, made it a

hot line, wore it all month. Really

excited. Parks one next made it a hot

song. He wore it all month.

>> This beautiful. We worked so hard to

build this thing up from when you

totally just [ __ ] it on in the show. So

So we just wanted just a little bit of

fun. You can take it right off, but if

you don't mind, can we please just Can

we please just Come on, man. Can we put

the chain on you?

>> Can we put the chain on? Can we put the

chain on you, man?

>> Let's go.

>> Yeah, man. Let's go.

>> I'm having a good time, man. I'm selling

out.

>> Oh, he's definitely selling out, man.

>> Come on. Now you put you got to chain

behind around.

>> Somebody got to chain him.

>> Good, my brother.

>> I did the best I could with He ain't

never had a chain. He don't know

nothing.

>> Oh, you did it.

>> There we go. YEAH.

Let's go.

>> This Well, you voted for him after you,

mother. That's crazy.

>> All right. Let Let's hear from Let's

hear from the person

>> most speech speech.

>> Yeah. Let's hear from Come on. How you

feel Mark?

>> I feel great.

>> I feel great.

>> I thought you thought you had it in.

>> I thought I ran a competitive race. I

thought all of us did. I thought did. I

thought, you know, Parks did again. I

thought everybody did. But it it stood

tall, man. I'm proud of him.

>> I Chris Paulled it for my boy. You know

what I mean? I put that ball right where

it needed to go for my boy to turn up.

Can't nobody [ __ ] with him. When all the

vaginas just come in all month.

>> When his vagina's coming in all month.

Y'all couldn't [ __ ] with my [ __ ]

>> Yeah,

>> definitely have to pick it right up.

>> Look at my boy.

>> This [ __ ] is rigged.

>> Yo, you got a problem.

Yo, your man your man is mental, bro.

>> It's time for you accepted speech and

you can't tell.

>> You can't do the January one. You suck

my dick.

>> Uh, thank you.

HEY,

>> AND THAT'S the [ __ ]

>> And that's what y'all get FROM PICKING

THAT [ __ ]

>> VOTERS, I hope you Oh, that's what YOU

DOING TO ME,

>> BRO. THANK YOU. IS CRAZY. TALK TO THE

PEOPLE. YOU GOING TO SELL OUT. SELL OUT.

>> YEAH, you got to sell all the way out.

>> Yeah. Like you me I love that y'all love

me. I'm so glad y'all like me. Tell

them.

>> If it was true, I would say that we talk

about Thank you.

>> basically [ __ ] y'all. You me or not. You

>> Mr. Take it further himself. Oh, at

least thank me too.

>> Yes, you helped.

>> What? What? I'm thanking you for

anything [ __ ]

>> Anything you feel like.

>> This [ __ ] want

>> next next to is part of the month ass

[ __ ]

>> Big Freeze in the building. Yep.

>> Next to Freeze. A former part of the

month.

>> Hey man, it was a good run.

>> Oh, swag look different now. Chainless.

>> It feels that heavy

>> without the chain.

>> More comfortable without the chain, I

Yeah, but he lost some sauce.

>> That's all right.

>> Yeah, I'm okay with that.

>> He was running around too swagged out.

>> He was playing.

>> Yeah, that's why she popped it on him.

Cheyenne,

>> yeah, he was bugging in that

privilege was shining.

>> Yo, the street the streets got a back

for you.

>> I don't know. I didn't Yeah, it popped

up in our group chat. I don't know how,

but I put it out there. I saw it and I

was like before people don't play about

white men. Before

it got to the group chat, at least 27

women sent that to me.

>> Seriously, people were children. They

hot. I ain't joking. I think Let me let

me

>> You know how many times I got that [ __ ]

>> They hot.

>> Seven zillion times.

>> Like, yo,

>> you know, I love that.

>> I love perks.

>> I love that. I love that for the for the

for the guy man cave that this is cuz

that's is what it is.

I love that when women hear it over

there and the guy came. Hey, what they

saying? Oh, no. We got to go over there.

>> No, no, no. We got to go over there. We

We We know that the dudes is rocking,

but they can't rock that much.

>> I love that.

>> Yo, dog. A lot of women will be like,

"Yo, I don't even like when y'all have

women guests."

>> Mhm.

>> Yeah.

>> They be like, "Yo, dog, I want to hear

all dudes talk about dude [ __ ] and I

just want to hear it coming from dudes."

>> Yeah. No, they tearing up. No, they they

smoking.

>> They going after everything. What she

said, her background, the license. They

going they going crazy. But the worst is

when a super educated, respectful black

woman is doing it cuz she going to she

going to Yo. Oh my god. Are we going to

play that at some point? Mark, you put

in the group chat. So,

>> she's a She's a

>> I can play. It's low.

>> No. No. We don't need to play right now.

Let's not start with that.

>> Yeah.

>> No, we love Cheyenne.

>> Yeah. I

>> We love Cheyenne.

>> That's where it gets tricky, too.

>> Yeah. You can't play that and say, "I

love you."

>> Yeah, we can't play it.

>> Yes, we can.

>> I mean, we could play it, but I

wouldn't, but we could.

>> You cannot do it

>> on the Joe Button show. You can.

>> Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Listen to it. Look.

>> Yeah. I don't [ __ ] you talking about,

but we'll think about it.

>> Empathy. Empathy one and two. Yes, you

could.

>> You might have a point. I never want to

agree with Cory. So, I'm going to

revisit this and we'll see later on

>> cuz somebody asked me uh a very

important black leader hit me up this

morning and said, "Could you have that

person on the show here to discuss that

video?" And I was like I said, "I don't

I'm not a booker. I don't have no

power." I said, "But I can't imagine

they would bring on somebody to refute a

guest who just came on." I said, "That

that wouldn't be cool." You know what I

mean?

>> Yeah. Not just that. That's the homie.

Like,

>> that's what I'm saying. like to have

somebody come on and be like,

>> I don't follow the same homie rules.

>> We know

>> as y'all.

>> This is why I don't have a lot of

homies.

>> That's not the first time though. People

bring up her having an honorary

doctorate. People say that all the time,

>> but her she doesn't have one.

>> It's loud. It's loud though. It's loud

right now.

>> She she has an ear. To clarify, just for

everyone out there, Dr. Cheyenne Bryant

has an earned degree. Some people have

honorary degrees. And she may have one.

She does have an honorary degree, but

it's not the only degree she has. She

has an earned

>> I said doctorate.

>> Yeah, I'm saying she has an honorary

doctorate. She also has an earned

doctorate

>> from Argo University. A R G O S Y. Now,

some people might point to the

>> you said Eagle UN. What did you say?

>> Argus. I don't know how to pronounce it.

>> I think that's right. I think Argus. I I

had never heard of it, but it's a it was

a legitimate university and even though

they're not open anymore,

>> um

>> they're not open anymore. Mark, come on.

Don't start all this stuttering [ __ ]

What y'all talking about?

>> Nobody else.

>> He's being shady, man. That's it.

>> Nobody else.

>> Oh, that's what he's doing. I'm not I'm

not I'm not stuttering.

>> Oh, he's being Oh, he's being a jerk.

>> No, I'm not.

>> No, you are.

>> So, what are YOU SAYING?

>> YOU KILL A BIT WHEN YOU DO IT LIKE THAT.

>> She IDC.

>> It's No, she went to a

>> The school's not open anymore. Yes,

that's true. Um, but the particular

degree she has in clinical psychology is

respected and is still honored all

around the country. So, that's what I'm

saying. In all seriousness, she has a

legitimate degree that is respected and

is eligible for lensure.

>> So that's that. Let's put a period

there. Again, disagree with the sister,

but she's legit. She's legit and we love

you.

>> Okay. Is

>> Yes. You want to say anything?

>> This usual part of the month picks up

the the next.

>> No, no, no, no, it's not.

>> You say you want to say something like

heavy.

>> I'm changing the subject. I'm moving to

something else.

>> Oh, no.

>> You want to close it out?

>> Did a great It's closed.

>> All right.

>> That's a pro right there. It's [ __ ]

>> Let's go mix echoed across the board

took over Atlanta as the Hawks walked

off the court for the final time this

season, suffering an embarrassing

historic loss, 51 points to the New York

Knicks in six. They trailed by 61 at one

point, a playoff record. They trailed by

47 at halftime, also a playoff record.

You take all the numbers and stats and

it's a disappointing finish to what was

a great ending of a Hawk season. At no

point in time at all this season were we

that bad,

>> but we were tonight. Didn't anticipate

that one.

>> Um,

I have to go back and watch that one.

That was that was brutal.

>> It's hard.

>> Yeah, go back and watch.

>> In the front of your mind right now, you

know, it's just what you're living with

and, you know, as we all go away and,

you know, come back together to kind of

find closure.

>> The Hawks struggled in the final three

games of the series. In fact, they were

outscored by 103 points in the final 13

quarters. An indictment of how dominant

New York was down.

>> That [ __ ] was ugly.

>> That was belt ass.

>> Definition thereof.

>> Yeah.

>> Thanksgiving.

>> Get in your bag, bro.

>> Just dead birds all around everywhere

you could look.

They said that we were in State Farm.

It's just a farm in a state.

>> State Farm.

>> Good. We

rapper break.

>> Listen, man.

The Knicks went to Atlanta.

>> Oh, God.

>> Had some Magic City wings.

>> They did. hit up some of their good

Atlanta friends just to say, "Hey, I'm

in town, but won't be here for long."

Nicks went over there and just finished

their food. Man,

quick work. Light work. Wasn't even a

game

>> at all. Wasn't even a game.

>> Nothing that CJ could do. Kaminga,

Dominique didn't walk through that door.

Stacy Augman Spud.

>> Spud. Yeah. None of them none of them

[ __ ] was coming through the door. So

many people had so many things to say.

Uh Draymond Green

Trayon. So everybody was talking that

whole Atlanta Hawks. Atlanta Hawks going

to Hold up.

>> James, who wins?

>> Lou Will.

>> You want to hot take us again?

>> I like his I like his six either.

>> Lou Will. Barson,

>> do it.

>> ATM.

>> Yeah, there you go.

>> ATL [ __ ] threw up the

>> I like it. Listen, I like it.

>> Shut up, [ __ ]

>> Listen to Sha Parson. They damping each

other up.

>> They were playing just as good as

anybody.

Like,

>> this is just 24 hours. Shut the [ __ ] up.

What the is you talking about, man? The

[ __ ] went down to Atlanta and stomped

an absolute mud hole in them [ __ ] I

started watching the game. We got off to

a 10 15 point lead, but I booked a

stretch appointment. So, I had to go and

get stretched and some way and

stretching

>> somewhere in the middle.

>> Must be nice.

>> And a [ __ ] getting stretched every

week man.

>> Would they stretch?

>> Yeah. Getting stretched like

>> I mean like Oh my god.

>> Sorry. Yo, that [ __ ] sounded crazy. Yo,

you

>> like getting like like getting like

taken over.

>> Yo, Mona, what's up with you? Are you

all right?

>> That little [ __ ] right there. I just I

went for a Dr. Pepper, bro.

>> I'm a little upset. Dr. Pepper

off all you.

>> Somewhere halfway through my stretch

appointment, I reached down to my phone,

but I was feeling good cuz of how I left

the game. Like, they look great. OG

hitting [ __ ] Nothing to worry about.

And the phone said 74 to 19. I wiped my

eyes like this. a typo cuz you notice

that B be making my vision blurry now.

So I did like this. That [ __ ] really

said 74 to 19 with time laughing.

That was crazy.

>> IT WAS TIME.

>> I WAS IN a Uber and I

>> holy.

>> I was mad as hell in the [ __ ] man cave

watching the game like all right I guess

[ __ ] I'm going to do now. on my [ __ ]

Paid hard to

>> Yeah. If you put any money on anybody in

Atlanta use

>> I think I picked safe bet.

>> Unless you took the under and they hit.

>> That's

>> Congratulations to the Knicks. I mean,

we not going to make a big to-do about

this. You did we did what we were

supposed to do. That's true.

>> We did what we were supposed to do.

Nothing really to celebrate. Feels good

to have the weekend off.

>> Here we go. Here we go.

>> Oh, feels good to not be playing a game

Saturday at 6:00 p.m. Fighting for your

life. Y'all wanted me to be THESE THE

CELTICS. Y'ALL WANTED ME TO WORRY ABOUT.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. Let's not just

start talking about Celtics.

>> Were there no guarantee for a reason?

>> THESE THE CELTICS AND THE and the pissed

ONS THAT Y'ALL WANTED ME TO WORRY ABOUT.

I'LL MUTE THAT. Let me let Mark get his

bag. Hey, congratulations to the Knicks

Atlanta

happens.

>> This is This is a Sixers broadcast now.

Half the cast here, the majority of the

cast here are Sixers fan.

>> That's right.

The Philadelphia 1776ers have done

something very special this uh playoff

season,

>> extended a series.

>> People I told you at the beginning they

were going to make this a tough series

for Boston. People laugh. People clown

and I said if we were healthy and be

didn't even play the first few games and

we still

>> made it competitive that first game

back. I was a little nervous about how

how we looked with him in the mix but he

got it going.

>> He erased that quickly next game. He

reminded me as soon as I got home and

said whatever I said on the Patreon and

be came back [ __ ] it all up.

36. He killed the first game.

>> Yeah, but it was he was just out of

rhythm with the team. He scored the

first 12 points. Nobody else was in the

in the flow

>> last night. That [ __ ] for behind the

back pass, assist.

He was bugging.

>> And now we in a game seven.

>> You know he bugging. He start having

Kelly Uri look like some What's my man

name? Kelly. Kelly Osborne.

>> All right. You going to know his name

next series if we make it.

>> He be getting torched by the next. He be

getting torched. He too tall to be

getting torched. But once he start

looking good, he tough. He's streaky.

When he's hot, he's hot though. And VJ

Edgecom hasn't shown up as much as I

would like to see him in game, you know,

after that big the one big game he had.

>> Paul George was looking like old Paul

George.

>> Paul George probably the most rested

[ __ ] on the court.

>> Vintage Paul George.

>> He looking he looking rested in shape.

Playoff shape. Maxi's playing great. Uh

Embiid looks great. You know, the bench

is doing

>> Cal Lowry on the bench giving good

advice. Mute up, [ __ ]

>> He over there being the vet, calming

Maxi down. We don't need a right now.

God damn it.

>> Shout out to Kyle Lowry. Yo, we we going

it's going to be a great game seven no

matter what.

>> The game is tonight. Do you like y'all's

chances?

>> Yes.

>> I like our chances in game seven. Yeah.

>> Hell yeah.

>> I like our chances.

>> Do you pull it out,

>> Paul?

>> Yes.

>> I'm never going to say that my Sixers

are going to lose publicly, so I'll just

drink this coffee.

>> Yes.

>> Um I hope we win, but I mean, if I was

betting money, it's it's hard it's hard

to win three three games in Boston, and

they've already won two in Boston and

game seven on the road. We've seen this

movie before.

>> I'm not going to lie to you.

>> I really hope that y'all lose.

>> I know he's your And I really hope we

win. It's not It's not

>> y'all match up with them.

>> Well, first of all, we going to beat

whoever they put in front of us. That's

my position. However, I much rather the

Boston matchup than Philly.

>> Oh, there's one more piece.

>> I was just telling Parks Outside Joel

Embiid gonna injure one to three Knicks

for sure.

>> Like purposely every time. Two,

>> Tyrese Maxi is a matchup problem for us

as is DJ. And if Paul George is doing

all that, it's just Philly seem like

more of a headache.

>> Yeah.

>> Boston and all them little shooting

white boys like we black. That's when

the melanin kick in.

>> Richard get busy.

>> That's the only thing with Boston.

Boston legitimately got two superstars

>> that are hard to guard.

>> Well, one and a half right now. That's

the thing. I That's

>> Yeah, cuz Tatum's hurt.

>> Yeah, Tatum Tatum is is not looking I

mean, he left the game with a left calf

injury. We don't know how bad it is. If

he is slowed down, the Sixers do win

game seven, by the way. I'm I'm

>> I agree with that.

>> Celtics might play better without him.

>> Yeah, I was about to say, yo, they they

played the whole season without him.

>> Yeah,

>> I just don't like Boston decision-

making.

>> Like, them [ __ ] be out there playing

street ball.

>> They have no real offensive um

continuity. It's just, yo, if you got

the ball and you can take them, take

them. If you you take them, take them.

It don't re it don't swing the ball.

They don't do none of that. It's all

penetrating kick. Antoine in the

playoffs on the pod. You can only talk

about your team.

>> Oh, my my team is still in the playoffs.

>> Where's it at though?

>> Los Angeles.

>> No, I'm saying where's the series?

>> 3-2.

>> 32. By the time Yeah. By the time this

airs, we will have a a resolution to

that game.

>> Mhm.

>> What' you say?

>> Nothing. I'm not a Laker hater, [ __ ]

>> I'm not a Laker.

>> Sarcasm.

>> No, I'm not a Laker hater.

>> You doing too much Philly. Let him wrap

wrap up with your

>> sixes again. Man, if Tatum is slow down,

I like the Sixers in in in this series

and then I like uh I like us against the

Knicks. We we'll make a little bet. We

always do.

>> Don't put the card before the horse.

>> I said if I don't I don't I don't ever

count chickens before they put the card

before the horse.

>> But real quick, I know we don't want to

talk too much sports up front, but

>> we definitely don't. We lose a moan

about a second.

>> Oh my god. I almost went the [ __ ]

honest and they don't even notice a

misogynist.

>> Yo,

>> dick coochie ass.

>> You woke up,

>> [ __ ] First of all, go Sixers.

>> Thank you. Thank you. Minnesota Denver.

The only thing I was dick coochie ass.

He be HE BE LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHAT'S UP

WITH HIM ALL the time.

>> He text that to you

>> at first and then he said it in the mic.

>> What?

>> Okay. Go ahead.

>> I feel like I have to now see

>> Denver went home. Denver went home. At

what point? I'm just saying.

>> Oh, please. Denver don't get no air time

in the first.

I'm saying but at what point do people

start looking at Jokic funny? They said

the stats show he he he's never beaten a

team that won over 50 games in the

playoffs. I'm just saying

>> that's a real stat.

>> Is is is this a legacy question? I'm

just asking the question.

>> Wait, you down with me on the Joker

hate? I can't tell where you stand.

>> I love Joker.

>> All right, then.

>> Joe.

>> Okay, I [ __ ] love Joker.

>> Yes,

>> I I love Joker. But at some point, you

got to look at the the facts are what

they are. And I just feel like there's

some other players who if they had that

exact same outcome in the playoffs, we'd

be talking about legacy and all this

other [ __ ] That's all I'm saying. Uh,

one serious Let's argue about Let's

argue about Joker and in hour three cuz

But I'm down with

>> I'm not the biggest Joker fan. He He is

what he is.

>> Homeboy stepped his business.

>> Try to throw that throw that [ __ ] on

the floor. Yeah, [ __ ] Your brothers

ain't here.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. And I think they was.

>> Them brothers be there.

>> Oh, they definitely

>> with the black members only jackets

looking like [ __ ]

>> look like Bam Bam Bigalow on steroid.

All right, Mona. We back. No more

sports. Back to fun [ __ ] Let's talk

about [ __ ] stealing cars and [ __ ] Come

on. Let's just get you back in the game.

What do y'all want to start with? What

do y'all want to start with? You want to

do versus?

>> Yeah. The versus announcement.

>> All right.

They announced

French Montana versus Rick Ross.

>> That's stupid.

>> Yeah, that was my that was my first

thought honestly.

>> Me, too. I thought it I love French and

he's got a lot of records, so it's not

going to be no easy out, but it's it's a

it's a weird match up.

>> It's a weird matchup, bro. It could have

been so much more competition for uh

Rick. Hold up. Be calling people.

>> I'm calling.

>> Oh,

>> we got to we have to be the ones to do

it.

>> Tell them.

>> If not, we going to be stuck talking

about French and Ross.

>> Come on, Molly.

>> Answer for Joe Button. No,

>> not on not on Fridays and Tuesdays. Not

at all. I'm

>> sorry. God damn it.

>> He going to call back.

>> Yo, text.

>> He'll call back at like 7 p.m.

>> Text.

Yo,

>> he's not answering his call.

>> Do y'all know Listen, Ross and

Friendship for a second. We Do y'all

know that it has to be us to put the

battery in somebody's back to get Meek

versus Wall?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, it does. When y'all sent uh French

verse Ross to the group chat, I had just

hung up with Swiss for three hours.

trying to get.

We got to do it. That's the one.

>> You be on the phone with Swiss Beats.

>> No,

>> that's the thing.

>> That's the thing.

>> Yesterday you was.

>> So when you get when you on the phone,

you get a It's serious business.

>> Yeah. Real [ __ ]

>> Some of you [ __ ] are behind the

scenes.

>> Oh, I don't get paid. It's for the love.

It's for the love of the culture. Mhm.

Some of these [ __ ] behind the scenes

being afraid

and they robbing the culture. They

robbing the fans. So we can't get the

the the the bounce in the matches that

we who's afraid. Who's [ __ ] parks want

to say who's [ __ ]

>> Who's scared?

>> That's just what I'm hearing and scared

behind the scenes. I'm not saying that.

That's

>> not not

>> either one of the participants. Not DC's

own. I'm not saying that about either

one.

>> Not at all.

>> Well, he ain't scared of nothing. It's

her.

>> I don't think Meek's scared of nothing.

>> But this the thing though, right?

People, it's probably been that probably

happened so many times cuz people make

up different reasons why they don't want

to do it. And really just be scared

sometimes. Fear misrepresents itself

like that.

>> Both of them have so many records. I

don't think either of them be scared

while Enough of that. Okay.

>> Enough of so many records. We getting

into the psyche of these men.

>> There's tension. They put

W has to do this and win just because

Meek think he f the think he is [ __ ]

Meek Meek think he [ __ ] Apollo Creed or

somebody if W stepping in there meek

going to feel like nah [ __ ] we got to n

that

>> I thought

>> we have Meek feeling like that

>> I thought they didn't like each other

>> I don't know

>> oh [ __ ] come

>> yo when I call I'mma call you all week

answer my we ain't going to have me

feeling like that

>> why you think Meek feel like that.

>> I think me feel like that.

>> I'm so Why do you think he feels like

that?

>> He got a lot of big records.

>> I just wonder why you think you feel

that way.

>> I think his attitude I think his

attitude and how the MMG went and how he

was carrying it and I think how he maybe

looked at Wall in that. Yeah. I think

they look at W like the poetry.

>> Oh yeah.

>> I think they look at him a certain type

of way and and I I need to see it. I

need to see it. All right. But come on

back to Ross and French. Ross and

French.

>> Ross and friends. Look what Look what

Look what we get now. Friends.

>> Yeah, friends.

>> I don't want to see that.

>> I don't want to be no friends. Yo, these

[ __ ] love each other. They got a song

out now.

>> They got a bunch of about to be This is

about to be a joint.

>> They about to battle each other with

each other's vocals on all the records

that they play.

>> Yeah.

>> Yep.

>> This is free promo.

>> That's what it feel like.

>> This a money grab for free promo.

>> This ain't no versus.

>> This is a versus cuz while they ain't

answering my call.

when y'all put that on.

>> And this is when what is this? May week

Thursday.

>> Thursday. Single de Mayo. No,

>> the seventh. Seventh.

>> Oh, the seventh. All right.

>> I'm about to say

Deo.

>> Thanks for the translation. Seven

Spanish.

>> That's That's

>> Who y'all got with it, man?

>> Nobody.

>> I got Ross.

>> Ross.

>> Ross. And I don't think it's going to be

close.

>> This ain't This is I don't have This is

a matchup.

>> This is not a matchup. This ain't this

the fans win. It's one of those those

who love both their music

>> go there get turned up. That's who's

going to win.

>> They going to be up there hugging and

dapping.

>> You think NBA come on?

>> No.

>> No. But I do think that French has a lot

of features.

>> He got a lot of slaps.

>> Listen, when he when he did the verses

with Tori, a lot of people say that

French put belt to ass because of all

the feature verses.

>> He got a lot. Yeah.

>> You think he beat us? No, I'm just

saying that's where he's going to get

him at. Like French feature bag is is

deep.

>> A lot of people don't realize it.

>> That's where that's his that's where his

advantage is.

>> Even his records, he got he's got his

own records. They not all just features

that he he killed, but he's got a lot

like remixes and [ __ ] like that that he

killed

>> for sure.

>> Unforgettable is his record. You know

what I'm saying?

>> I mean, it it is technically

>> by force. It's a big record.

>> Get it how you get it.

>> That's a big record.

>> It's a huge record. It's a big record.

>> Diamond. Say what you want.

>> That's a huge record.

>> It's my diamond record.

>> I just like Ross when he in his [ __ ]

bag like when him and Two Chains was

doing it. He was getting the massages

and the shirt the shirt off the whatever

the the ballet of ros.

>> I mean he's still going to do all of

that. He going to talk his [ __ ] be up

there on his big money [ __ ]

>> It's Rick Ross. It's Ross. That's why I

think he wins the bat versus

>> But it's different when he's being spicy

though. It's not the same. Rick Ross get

spike like Rick Ross could talk with the

best of them. Rick Ross not somebody

that that's why Rick Ross at 50 was like

cool to see cuz he going to pop it. He's

not going to ignore it.

>> Oh yeah, he's not going to do that to

Frank.

>> That's what I mean. He's not going to

get that energy. It's just corny. Like

it's just corny.

>> I think Ross is going to be more

entertaining. I think French going to

play a bunch of great records. Ross

going to play a bunch of great records.

I think the whatever happens live is

going to go to Ross' advantage and I

think he's going to win it and I think

it's going to be clear that he won it.

But Ro but but French is going to look

great.

>> A lot of hugging.

They're going to do a bunch of [ __ ]

together. Ross can't play no Drake

records right?

>> That's the question.

>> He probably won't.

>> He probably will. Didn't they beef?

>> He'll play him and talk [ __ ] about him

at the same time.

>> Yeah, he probably do it and talk.

>> This is what the white boy.

>> That's all you do.

>> And I don't need him.

>> He don't need But you would like to USE

I SAID MY WORDS.

>> I use my words for a reason. He don't

need

>> He don't need them for the French. No,

he

>> does not need those records.

>> No, he don't. I'm just [ __ ] French.

>> You taking them you taking the joints

off now.

>> I I'm I know we want to hear that's one

of the best duos in hip-hop history.

>> I'm not I'm not saying that. That is

that is a fact. That is a fact. I'm

talking about if this were a versus my

catalog versus yours, Ross can beat

French without Drake records. That's

what I'm saying.

>> Yeah. All right. But what if French go

like a in basketball terms like a 70 run

or I

>> I got a bag. I still got a bag over

here. Still got a bag, bro. I don't need

them Drake records.

>> Now I'm giving you a Drake record.

Sorry, [ __ ] I don't care if we

beefing. You getting this [ __ ] Aston

Martin, whatever song that is.

>> Yeah.

>> All right, now it's going to turn into

the Drake set cuz now French give you a

Drake record.

>> Well, they're both know French going to

give you some Drake records. I ain't

that [ __ ]

Now it's a Drake set.

>> Oh, he going to lose that one.

>> He ain't got that many Drake records.

>> He got a few. He ain't got as many as

Ross.

>> Again, I don't think this need This

ain't the Drake I don't think Ross

plays. I don't I don't think Ross plays.

I think I think he does. and talk.

>> I definitely don't think he plays his

records.

>> To me, that's

>> What am I doing when this versus is on

>> Thursday? Watching it.

>> All right, I'm going watch it.

>> I know.

>> I'mma watch it. What do you want me to

do?

>> It's the night before the show. We got

to watch it.

>> I'm I'm I'm going watch it.

>> I'm watching it till that till that

album drop. I

>> I got to check facts.

>> I got to check the playoff schedule to

know if I'm watching this.

>> You watch

>> dog. If there's a if there's a Nick game

on No, I'm not. Sorry.

>> Catch you later.

>> It might be in Philly, so you could you

won't have to like go I watch a Nick

game and put the battle on on the

speakers.

>> Whatever.

>> I'll check it out.

>> I'm not excited about it though.

>> It's not. And I love both artists, but

this

>> I'm not ordering pizza and wings.

>> Who Who would we have liked to see?

>> Me and Wle.

>> Me and

>> I'm saying versus Ross.

Uh,

>> is there anybody else he told me?

>> No, I didn't know. I didn't even ask for

Ross again. They gave me Ross and two

chains. I'm at school Ross.

>> Is Is this where Versus is headed

>> where it's going to be just more like

promo battles as opposed to like what it

was at the initial

>> But is it promo?

Depends on what people get.

>> What I'm saying right now, I'm What I

mean is like Ross and Montana are

friends. They're close. Like you said,

it's going to be it's like a money grab.

They're promote. I want a adversarial.

We just had Tank and Tyrese with Tank

and Tyrese. We just had Cash Money and

No Limit.

>> I agree. I'm asking are we running out

of those or we about to move?

>> They just they just brought this is the

third one that they brought back.

>> Okay,

>> that's good.

>> We're early on. We're early. Whoever

else they talking to like said that Tank

and Tyrese [ __ ] did crazy.

>> I think of course

>> that's what's up.

>> But and and then not just that, the

controversy to follow.

>> Yeah, I'm sure

Biden podcast helping that

>> that turtleneck. But um

>> [ __ ] released a song.

>> I think a lot of that [ __ ] comes down to

the money too

>> cuz now it's is not about the culture.

We was in co people was damn near doing

the [ __ ] You know what I mean? For

nothing. Now it's like yo my [ __ ] this

is a production with that bag looking

like honestly.

>> No it's fire. But I'm just saying people

were more inclined when during co to

just do this [ __ ] off and that that was

kind of my point when we brought up Meek

and W before. I'm like well one's

getting ready to go on tour. I don't

have to do this versus for this bag.

>> The ones who are ne French nor Ross is

is hitting the road anytime soon on a

tour. So for them, great free money.

>> We'll take this show catalog increase,

whatever, whatever. But for those who

are actually got tours coming up, I

don't I'm not that Chris Brown and and

and uh Usher, everybody been wanting to

see it. But like, hey, we're popular

enough that if we do this ourselves,

>> right,

>> we can tour this versus I think that's

very misleading. Everybody ain't Chris

Brown and I should

>> I'm not saying that's not what I'm

saying. I'm talking about the bag that I

get from versus

>> whereas if I have enough

>> where I can go and hit the road and do a

tour 30 cities or whatever, I might not

need to do the verses.

>> I feel like it would bring

it more.

>> I think there's other ways that you win

by doing versus even if even if I think

versus is beneficial even if for the

artist that's selling on tour.

>> Even Ty Tyrese and Tank, pardon me, are

on tour. Maybe not for Chris and and

Usher because they're about to do a

stating.

>> But for W or someone that's going out

and doing a run, you're going to bring

more people to your show most likely.

>> If you have a good showing at the versus

too

>> because if you go to the verses and you

lay a egg, that [ __ ] could affect your

tour.

>> But if I'm going on tour, I'm about to

step it up at this versus if you get up

there and manhandle Meek,

>> then [ __ ] going through it. It it

changes it. It addresses his biggest

enemy, which is uh false perception.

>> It changes perception forever. But I'm

going to leave that alone. Oh, I

instigate that.

>> People go back to the album more that he

just put out. That's great.

>> You know, it'll be beneficial. Yeah. I

can't stop listening to that.

>> Meek, we on you. We on you, boy.

>> That Meek, I'm riding. It's going It's

going to be a good battle. I'm put my

money on Meek.

>> Oh, we'll see. We just freestyling right

now. Um, what else? What else? What

else? What else? What else? Versus we

did more music. What else happened in

music? You didn't hear that? Uh, Chris

Brown, Leon Thomas. I did. That's all I

went to. while he lo like I I saw the

record was dropping. Album drops next

week. Put a single out Falling and I

waited for that and it delivered.

>> God damn

>> Tank on the background vocals

>> of course

naturally.

>> I love the I love a three four bop

the time. Yeah,

>> whatever.

>> One, two, three. One, two, three. That's

most

play drums in

three beats to measure gets the beat.

>> Yeah. All right. Yeah, I love that vibe.

It's actually my favorite pattern.

>> I wish people use it more. Anyway, it

sounds great.

>> I love the song. I just don't know if I

love it right now.

>> I don't like it.

>> It's like the fourth single or

something, ain't it?

>> Yeah.

>> Fourth, I think. Holy blonde four. It

depends. It depends. Obvious.

>> And now it is.

>> Yeah. So,

>> well,

>> it's time to give some some depth. You

know what I mean? Show it's not just the

pop poppier records. It's for single

vibe.

>> And who better to get than than Leon?

>> Well, that's the other thing that's

bothering me. It's it's definitely

sounds like a Leon Thomas record

>> for sure.

>> Yeah.

>> I don't know. You don't [ __ ] it.

>> I love it.

>> No, I love it.

>> It's a vintage vintage vibe. I love it.

>> That's what I like. That's what I like.

The nostalgia. I got that old bluesy

sound. That nostalgic [ __ ]

>> Sometimes it can be right song, wrong

artist.

>> It can right artist and wrong song. I'm

not saying that here.

>> Yeah.

>> But this coming from Chris just kind of

threw me forward.

>> I would love to hear Chris in this

mature bag a little bit more.

>> It's track five on the album.

>> Hey, and I'm shutting up. We getting 27

tracks on the album.

>> And you're giving you the AR the classic

R&B pose.

>> Yeah. Yeah. That got that has me

excited. I like the song. I like the

song. I like the fact that it's 4

minutes long. I like the progression in

it. I love the arrangement. It's

different.

>> Yeah.

>> It's different. And I think Chris

probably needed to show people that he

could do different people were accusing

him of making the same song or whatever.

>> They weren't listening.

>> Yeah.

>> Because every time that conversation

come up, oh, he makes the same record. I

just asked, "All right, we'll just take

whatever album had just dropped. Tell me

the songs."

>> But that's the problem. People don't

really be listening to the album. They

just be knowing the radio songs.

>> That's why I said if you're not

familiar, I get it. You don't know what

you're talking about.

>> I'm so glad that this Chris album is

coming and then the Drake album is

coming. Boy,

>> I also bought a whole another Kaani

album this week. Yeah, I bought it.

>> Wait, what was it?

>> Uh, the uncut edition was

>> What is it?

>> Khalani album. Uncut.

>> What's that mean?

>> So, it has Let me see how many extra

songs on there.

>> Oh, it's just extra songs.

>> Well, it's it's demos. It's um there's

an unfolded version of I Need You.

>> Okay.

>> Then it has the demo The Sweet Nothing.

Um I Need You still Lights On Cruise

Control AC Capella. I need you ac

cappella ac capella. Unlearn ac cappella

and still ac capella.

>> Okay, I'm probably not going to get that

because I still love just the regular

album.

>> Maybe I'll add the songs that are songs.

I don't need a capellas though

particularly.

>> But salute.