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JB? Back to business.

I guess right now we should start the

show.

>> We here.

>> We here now.

>> They did say that about us.

>> They they said what?

>> Well, the day is funny though.

>> Yeah, they is funny cuz we're not going

to properly attribute.

>> Of course not. It's they

>> cuz it's one one person is always they.

Yeah. And then it just travels. Even

though I've seen people share a similar

sentiment to it, but this person just

worded it. What did he what did he say?

>> Something to the effect of it's uh

>> the Joe Button podcast is

the Wendy Williams for 40y old dude.

>> Yeah.

>> Joe Far.

>> Joe Button podcast is the Wendy Williams

40y old dude. I like to think of the

word do other things too.

>> But I think Wendy Williams being Wendy

Williams is so dope to me. I I don't

take that as a dick.

>> Yeah. Word. Agreed.

>> That's the thing with Wendy Williams is

Wendy Williams. So

>> I think TV Wendy Williams, not radio.

>> When they say that, are they trying to

diss us?

>> Yes.

>> Oh, see I'm slow.

>> Wendy Williams is a alltime great to me.

I'll be like, nah, they hit that on the

head. They feeling us.

>> And he said for 30 year old 30 plus. His

tweet says, "Joe button podcast is just

Wendy Williams show for 30 plus niggas."

I would say 40 plus, but you 30 [ __ ]

You 30 plus slick.

>> Yo, oddly enough, you sleep on our 18 to

35 demo.

>> Oddly enough, you do sleep on it. Uh, a

lot of people, there's a lot of kids.

>> College kids, younger kids, my girl

kids, my kids,

>> same

>> my kids friends. Like, don't sleep on on

the young heads that listen to us. But I

do understand the point.

>> I get it. And it's not wholly offensive.

>> Yeah. I don't I'm not offensive.

>> I'm not mad at it.

>> I like it.

>> Even if it was trying to be offensive.

>> You need to offend better.

>> If you was trying to Yeah, I slapped the

[ __ ] out of you, [ __ ] You came in here

with all that energy. Said we had a

classic last episode. Now you dare

staring off into the [ __ ]

You came in here with all the energy.

Hyper

stepped to ish. You said we had a

classic and you staring off into the

>> I was daydreaming me slapping him and

him kicking me into the table.

>> He still if I slap a [ __ ] if I if I if

I play slap him would he has still

kicked me. I was thinking how far can I

go and attempting to slap him? I

daydream like damn but I fall in there

what I got to do. I swear glass going to

be in my ass. PAUSE. WHAT UP [ __ ] I'm

>> that was our HR fight we was having.

>> Yes. Because the rule here is normally

if you break the table and audience it's

three topics. So yeah, don't worry. We

can shoot

>> and one of them is very Wendy Williams.

>> Not at all.

>> The HR rule here normally if you break

the table you're fired.

>> Yes.

>> Flip step to ish and said, "I'm going to

smack the out of you." And then said,

"Well, if you do, then you going to be

on the floor and that table's going to

be broken

>> and you going

>> and you're going to be fired."

>> Mhm. That's what they should say. If it

was LIKE I'MMA GET FIRED.

>> NO, I'm the only one. No, I say that

too. I ain't I was like, why you don't

think both of y'all get fired?

>> But then Ish explained it. And y'all

know I ain't being on his side, but he

was right. He was minding his business

at work. Somebody came in his airspace

and assaulted him. He does have the

right to defend himself. And in that, if

something breaks, then what I'mma do?

>> Yeah.

>> But just buy another [ __ ] table. And

that's going to take 8 months for them

tables to come back.

>> What up?

>> Then I'm going have to go in there.

Anyway, then I'm have to go in there.

Yo, can I buy the display? You got to

have that talk about buying the display.

>> Yeah. So, you no longer changing the

set. Didn't you ever want this table

anyway?

>> Who don't want that table?

>> You don't.

>> I'll bring that table to my house. I

love these things.

>> Oh, no, they don't.

>> And I think they just go with match

>> anything.

>> So, yeah. No, I want the table.

>> As long as you got the circular

aesthetic.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want them tables.

>> You were planning on changing the set.

>> I bought three of them [ __ ]

one table. copied the book. You just

stole the book idea. You just stole the

book idea.

>> Look, look, look, look. Undermining all

all our hard work we did when this was

just an empty canvas.

>> You stole the book.

>> Undermining our hard work.

>> I know.

>> Anyway,

>> follow the model. That's cool.

>> What' you say? Uh, Flip,

>> I said that you were planning on

changing the set. Do you Is that plan

still in effect?

>> Nah.

>> Change your mind?

>> I like the set.

>> Okay.

>> I'm trying to maximize the set.

>> No, that's trying to be humble, [ __ ]

>> Get Get the most I can get out the set.

>> Nah. What do you think I'm doing? I'm

just saying like, [ __ ] don't save no

money, [ __ ] [ __ ] spend. Get a new

set. Like you said, I couldn't wait to

see I couldn't wait to see all the

tricks you had up your sleeve, bro. Cuz

every time you up it, I know when you up

it, cuz something new come. When

something happen, something new come,

bro. So, I can't wait to see what's new.

Can't wait to see what's new. A new car,

a new watch.

>> At this point, it's not about earning

more. It's about preserving.

>> Yeah. No new tricks.

>> That's expensive.

>> It's just saving. It's just saving and

saving and saving. I'm still popped. I

can't believe April this long.

>> Yo, talk about a dude waiting to be

replenished.

Yo. Yo, I'm in my house sick. Like, yo,

what if I just made this for the year,

>> [ __ ] Friday, bro.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> I'm sitting here waiting on you. How do

people do it?

>> Oh my god.

>> Friday around the corner.

>> Oh my god.

>> I blew through a few mill in a blink of

an eye. Yeah.

>> God damn it. It's tough.

>> I can't wait for I can't wait for the

first tough you. Mark, I will blast you

off that chair today.

>> We can't just do this again.

>> What he did?

>> What he did? He spend some bread.

>> No. Relax. Relax.

>> Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't

touch me. He spend some bread. No.

>> No. I ain't letting Mark play the other

side. Mark Dan would be

>> I'm with the people. No, not yet. You

got Yeah. I forgot he got some new [ __ ]

too. Me, Mark, and Ish

>> is and Ice are popped.

>> Yes.

>> Me, Mark, Ish, and Ice are popped

>> and flip.

>> You've been making

you will be popped this summer. I'm

popped.

>> That's what you think.

>> You You'll be You'll be popped in and

I'm going pop you. Oh, you talking about

when I lose my job. Pop you. Oh [ __ ]

You popped. I am. Really? I pay taxes,

too mother.

It's bad.

>> Yeah, that shit's tough.

>> It's bad.

>> It's tough time of year.

>> I had to pay taxes. And y'all,

that that [ __ ] was a joke.

>> I be forgetting what these [ __ ] She

like, "Hold up. We got to wait. Hold on

to what?"

>> Come on. That's

>> You really got to motivate the truth.

>> Come on, y'all. Let's have fun. Yeah, we

had a good time.

>> Come on, man.

>> Let's go. Let's go.

>> We just had a classic.

>> That should be the name of this episode.

>> We just had a classic.

>> I like it. Actually,

>> I like fire. I like that.

>> Fire. We got [ __ ] award ourselves.

The Emmys won't do it.

>> When When y'all in the moment of a great

episode, do y'all be like, "Yo, this is

a classic."

>> No. No.

>> Yes.

>> No. You could tell some of the stuff

will be um

>> would you

>> could tell the algorithm will go crazy.

>> Yeah. You can tell that. tell in the

moment.

>> Yeah,

>> I can tell sometimes.

>> I knew when I posted me and I is that we

had a hit.

>> I knew that was it. But in terms of a

whole episode,

>> no, I could never.

>> I knew Oxtails was going to work. Yeah,

that was an easy one to predict.

>> No, you could tell.

>> But that whole episode was that I could

usually tell

>> some of some of the episodes the energy

just beat.

>> Right. Right.

>> And it's like the day after

Thanksgiving,

>> I knew in the moment that [ __ ] was fire.

>> I don't I don't remember.

>> That was maybe one of my best. That's

the one

>> when you football was fought.

>> No, no, no. That was months before this

was this was rap the day after things

like Mona was doing the imitating ish

getting the laser on our ass that whole

episode we was just out of control.

>> Yeah. The whole episode everybody was on

>> I remember that was fire.

>> Yeah. That's how felt with y'all doing

the oxtail.

>> Yo bro your Philly girl your Philly

sister ain't here. Bro we can represent

for you here.

>> I know she not here but that's the only

time you here.

>> Substitute teacher ass [ __ ] Let's

laugh. Let's laugh at his jokes. Let's

laugh at his Mr. Flip here. I know.

Listen up. I know. I know. Hey yo. Hey

yo, Mark. Roll out the TV cart.

>> Yo, go outside.

Go outside and take a chance on

yourself. Mark, stop. Take a chance.

Take a chance. Take a chance yourself

again. It's okay, bro. It must be a

shame to come from television to have to

suck up to a like Joe Button to be a

he at him.

>> I HATE THAT.

This now does a thousand things. He

already has 1,000 things on his

thousand. Let me finish. He already has

1,000 things on his plate. Now he has to

do a thousand things more to try to get

in position. You're already in position.

OG. You already here, bro. We love you.

>> Yeah,

>> we love you.

>> Make sure after tonight you go on

spaces. Go suck up to them [ __ ]

They love you, bro. You got it, boy. You

got it.

>> Let me know when the bit is over. I just

want to

>> It's no bit. THIS IS PURE FACTS.

>> I PROMISE I'm going to laugh.

>> Hey, nobody laugh. Pure facts. I'm

telling you. So, when Mona's not here,

you don't got to suck him and bring him

on the [ __ ] When she come [ __ ] you

suck. Tell me what she gave.

>> I said we HAD A GOOD EPISODE. I SAID

FLIP HERE, BOY.

>> I KNOW.

>> FLIP HERE, BOY.

>> And you killing it right now.

>> No, I'm not. No, no.

Classic.

>> Choke aloud. We just had one. He can't

do it with You ain't put the numbers up.

>> You ain't put the numbers up, boy.

>> Air ball. They still say that.

>> Let me ask y'all something. Do y'all

think we can have a classic without

being adversarial?

>> No.

>> Of course.

>> No.

>> It's a key ingredient.

Let's be real,

>> right? Exactly.

>> I disagree.

>> That's a shame.

>> I disagree. You want to try?

>> You might be right, but I want to hear I

want to hear this might talk me back

back off the ledge.

>> The day you wasn't here. That that last

episode when you wasn't here.

>> Everything he says is a shot of me.

>> No, I wasn't. I suppose

that time you weren't here. WE DROVE

OFF. I THINK WE CAN.

>> NO, I'm not trying to be No, I ain't

trying to be a dick. That was a really

good episode. That was That was a really

good episode. I wasn't trying to be a

dick. Man, it wasn't adversarial. It was

just super silly. You know what?

>> I'm smack the [ __ ] out of this [ __ ]

>> I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm dead

ass.

>> All right. I'm for real for real.

>> All right. Just know my antennas is up

on you.

>> Put him down, bro. I don't want no

problem. What if he throws you into the

table?

>> Bad classic episodes coming.

>> That would be a class. It wouldn't come

out though. I mean,

>> it Oh, it wouldn't come out. We tuck

that. Why would we talk that? If he

threw you through that table, that [ __ ]

would not be

>> Wait, would I be assaulting him in any

situation where you go

>> I'm not assaulting anybody. Just so we

clear, I'm not assaulting anybody

verbally.

>> There will be no Yeah, I don't.

>> He felt unsafe.

>> I don't physically abuse y'all.

>> That's true.

>> Yeah. I don't I don't physically abuse

y'all. I'm not with that.

>> Yeah.

>> Thrown into the table.

>> But if he threw you into the table, that

[ __ ] would be on his Instagram and like

before we finish the episode.

>> No, I don't want to come off that way.

Especially not going into 46.

>> That's true. He put He put on

pay-per-view.

>> I don't want to represent myself that

way.

>> $90, right?

>> Oh, man. $100 pay-per-view.

>> What?

>> Oh, man. All right. He going to need it.

>> Definitely going to need it.

>> Before we start, I know the Meg [ __ ] is

our going to be our first topic. I got

some beautiful music queued up, too. How

are y'all approaching this? approaching

the meg topic.

>> I I told y'all in the group chat how I

felt serious. Very serious.

>> Shock.

>> Um

pieces

>> is

>> okay. Go,

>> bro. Don't start.

>> It's a straight

>> It's a straight It's a very

straightforward question to the topic.

We going We going to get it.

>> We have to be careful with people's

emotions. Yeah,

>> it's a lot of people going through a

lot.

>> So, I think we should approach it

seriously.

>> I'm with your partners.

>> I'm with I'm with party.

>> He was serious.

>> Oh, he was serious.

>> With part

>> partisan

>> partisan.

Mark, you good?

>> What's that?

>> What the [ __ ]

Who was that?

My hell, [ __ ]

>> I'm from the WEB NID ERA. IT'S the N.

>> What episode is this?

>> 924.

>> Welcome to episode 924 of the Joe Button

podcast brought to you by Powered by

Fueled by Price Fish Gang. I'm your

humble grateful gracious extremely

happy to be here. Host Joe Button here

with some really amazing people. To my

right, Queens get the money. Queens Flip

in the building. Next to him, our good

brother Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the

building. Next to him, Mr. Thousand

Doors and Up. Big is in the building.

Next to him, Mr. Take It Further

himself. Freeze is here. Next to him,

Elmyra's finest. Big Parks is in the

building. White Po is in the building.

Cory's in the building. Erikson is here.

Tanner and Savon are here by remote.

Last but certainly not least, each and

every one of you very important people

out there are here. How's everybody

doing? How y'all feeling? What's up?

>> Still doing good, man.

>> Feeling great. Feeling great. Still hung

over. Still party. We had a time.

>> I'm fighting back. complain back.

>> We had a time one Saturday night.

>> See, it wasn't the Saturday night. It It

was the next day.

>> Saturday night was the impetus. We

stayed up till about 6:00 partying. Good

birthday party. Shout out to my lovely

birthday.

Shout out to all you guys for coming.

>> But then she said as we're going to bed

as the sun's coming up,

>> all I really want for my birthday is for

you to go to brunch with me.

>> Wow.

>> Drunk.

>> Wow.

>> Oh, they're all drunk brunch.

Um,

brunch. Dudes aren't supposed to go to

brunch.

>> I have I have decided. Unless there's

football on.

>> Relationship dudes.

>> Okay. If you're looking for [ __ ]

there's [ __ ] at the brunch for sure.

>> A lot of a lot.

>> If you're looking for [ __ ] there's

[ __ ] everywhere.

>> I mean, brunch gets them all in a

centralized location. Dancing and drunk

early in the day.

>> Yeah. Brunch is where you can [ __ ] by

5:00 p.m.

>> 6. Yeah. Yeah, it's true.

>> But nor for the most part it feels like

you know like I grew up with sisters and

we all have lots of women friends but

you know when you accidentally like hear

a conversation and you inquire and then

you find out about someone's penis or

vagina information that you did not need

to know whatsoever. That's what the

entire brunch experience felt like for

me.

>> It was absolutely horrible

Wendy Williams.

>> Yo, this guy is crazy.

>> Were you the only dude there?

Uh, there was other men there, but I I

think they were all kind of in my my

shoes.

>> But in my party, I was the only dude

there.

>> Oh, wow.

>> How many?

>> There's only four of us.

>> There's only four of us.

>> You had to listen to that [ __ ]

>> I had to listen to that [ __ ] But that

wasn't even really

>> Did you bottomless anything, men? We

shouldn't be there.

>> Wait.

>> Yeah. I don't want No, I don't want to

be

>> unlimited mimosas and sangrias.

Don't Don't top off my drink

>> for what the hell are you talking

I'm trying to pick up what he putting

down.

>> I can't pick it up.

>> I'm hung over at 5:00 p.m. It's a

miserable experience.

>> No, that's great.

>> 5:00 I can go to sleep this off.

>> It's because of his Saturday.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, you're right.

>> It sounds like it's because of his

Saturday. Cuz if he's just isolating

what he did on Sunday, we sound like

we're having a time with that.

>> I get to hear about people's poor

privates,

>> leaches and bottomless mimosas going

around endless

>> in hopes that she going to be bottomless

in a couple hours

>> and women around.

>> Sounds like fun to me. But yeah, the

Saturday into the Sunday. It was a lot.

It was a lot. My Monday was sleep

>> and then I woke up at 5:00 a.m. today.

So it's, you know, it's been a long

couple days. Been a long couple days.

>> You going to sleep tonight? Are you like

the dude that just crashes after all

this?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Well, let me tell you, I had an absolute

blast at Rim's birthday party.

>> Same.

>> As did I. Weather was not what we wanted

it to be. We had a elaborate outdoor

LEDs, projection screens, speakers,

heaters, tents. But it was pouring the

entire day, so we had to stay inside the

whole time.

>> And still lit though.

>> Oh, it was super lit. It was just 30 of

us in a [ __ ] room half this size. It

was crazy,

>> [ __ ] I looked at that rain,

looked at my girl,

said, "We out of here." You know how you

look at normally when it's raining like

bad like it was raining and you look at

your girl, that normally means it's

adult.

>> Yeah.

>> It's over and they going to understand.

Not Not for Raymond Parks. So,

>> I seen that rain and was like,

>> give a [ __ ]

>> What are you wearing, baby?

>> I'm wearing the same color. car.

>> It's time to get head ass for sure.

>> And we showed up to parks. A few things

I like about uh the function at your

man's wife's birthday party. One,

whatever couple was not there, I assume

you're fighting.

>> Oh, for sure.

>> Same.

>> It was It was a few people. It was a few

people I expected to see. I didn't see

y'all.

>> I heard

>> Mark

Joe's such an [ __ ] Mark Leil,

>> I spoke to Jordan Morty. I couldn't make

it cuz I didn't have child care. My wife

wasn't coming anyway. No, no, I was

rolling solo.

>> Make it sound fancy. I didn't have child

care.

>> No, I was I was looking forward to it

cuz I was rolling solo. My wife was

already

>> Oh, that's even more of a fight. So,

>> but I couldn't get the babysitter.

Couldn't Couldn't do it.

>> That's my same excuse. I I'm I'm used to

that.

>> Yeah.

>> Can't nobody push back, but it really

happened to be this one. I wanted to go

to I was looking forward to this one. So

Rim has a whole lot of Patterson

friends, right? And Rim and Parks are

one of my favorite couples. So I got to,

you know, just work with me.

Uh Rim had a lot of Patterson friends.

Has a lot of P. I sleep on Rim's friend

group. So it was Mad Patterson Spanishes

around, right? And some dude who

apparently is famous in Patterson for

his Nutcrackers. Again, remember the

theme is a 2016 a 2016 vibe which to

Rim's friends was really exciting.

>> Yes.

>> To me it was last week but

>> my to to me and Park and my girl I'm

like I'm looking around like yo we are

we old we old we old. But anyway uh long

story less long. Nutcrackers for

everybody. Big the the the sh you get

the the big the tea from the the Chinese

store. Yes,

>> Chinese restaurant. That big [ __ ]

>> for everybody.

>> For everybody.

>> So apparently it's a thing for Rim to

hand the microphone to people randomly

at the function of during her birthday

to give speeches.

>> You know, she's drunk about her.

>> Yeah. About her.

>> Yes.

>> I'm drunk. I want to hear about me. Just

big me up. So everybody just randomly

started getting the microphone and the

music had to come down and it was time

to give speeches for Rim. To honor Rim.

Ice, you're not leaving me alone.

>> Tell your story.

>> Ice, you're not leaving me alone. Tell

your story. Jump in. Jump in. But I got

you.

>> Jump in. All 55 people gave speeches at

this birthday party. If you were the

husband, the best friend, or someone who

just popped up this week. Yeah. Speech.

>> Speech is coming.

>> Come on, Joe. What?

>> Go ahead, Joe. It's okay. It's a safe

space.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Finish telling the story.

>> Hurry.

>> I ain't got my shades today. I ain't got

no hood.

Go ahead.

>> He naked, bro.

>> Hey,

>> naked. You don't got it.

>> Can I go?

>> You can go. Go ahead. He said go ahead.

It's a safe space.

>> He'll edit it out if

>> Yeah. You start crying.

>> No, no, no, no, no. But

I got this thing that kicks I got this

thing in me. Like in real life, I'm a

good friend.

So, I got this thing in me. If my man's

wife is around, then old school rules is

in effect. I'm sorry. Are

>> you protective of

>> Yeah, I'm sorry, buddy. Hey, if my man's

wife is around, THAT'S OUR WIFE.

>> Sorry that that's how it this goes. And

maybe some of them there didn't know

that, but the speeches were going fine

until

her guy best friend grabs the mic.

Oh, hell no.

>> Whoever this [ __ ] is,

>> Joe, right? Whoever this [ __ ] was, he

come up to you. He grabbed him. We done

heard 10 speeches. So, we know how it's

supposed to go. Hey, you're the

greatest. I love you. We have so much

fun together. You got me drunk. I made a

bunch of questionable decisions when I'm

with you. That's how it's supposed to

go. 15 people just came up the end. Here

come this

standing all extra close.

arm around. Nobody didn't had physical

touch during these speeches.

>> Yo, he not lying

>> this [ __ ] All right, before you start,

forehead kiss.

>> Question. Is he?

>> No. Okay, proceed.

>> Go ahead.

>> He start the speech off with her real

name or something like

with some DIFFERENT WITH SOME DIFFERENT

[ __ ] PRONUNCIATION OF HER NAME. OH,

FIRST NOBODY ELSE called her.

ME THIS LIKE THAT [ __ ] AND HE gave a

forehead kiss and me and my girl and Ice

and his girls on the same couch

I looked at each other

he start talking yo you've always meant

everything to me

>> since day one

>> I've known you longer than ALL OF THEM

>> SUCKS And you know back then

he's saying some [ __ ] to me sound like

something that he maybe not saying but

in my head all I'm hearing is

no. Come on. Got to go to Starbucks

to save space.

>> All I'm hearing. Well, I mean, yo, when

I WAS TRYING TO CRACK YO BACK WHEN WHEN

I WAS TRYING TO CRACK BACK 15 years ago,

BUT IT DIDN'T CUZ I MEAN, SO NOW WE JUST

THE BEST AND I KNOW you better than all

of these people. That's everybody here.

No one exempt.

No,

>> that's how it sounded though.

>> Then he stopped do another forehead

kiss. I just want to tell you your

future is bright. I love everything

about da da da da da da da da da. And

then it was another four kids. All

right. All right, dog.

>> Three.

>> YES. WHERE WAS PARKS? THIS [ __ ] PARKS

WAS YO, Parks is the coolest [ __ ] in

the world, man.

>> Parks was chilling somewhere.

>> Parks was away. He didn't care about

nothing.

>> He was on the other side.

>> Kyle,

>> he's not tripping.

>> No. No. Which made us trip.

>> Yes. I'm tripping. Parks wasn't

tripping.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> We tripping. PARKS PARKS CAME UP AND

GAVE A A speech four speeches later and

I was staring money down too. Yeah,

[ __ ] Oh, no. No. No. Yeah, [ __ ] In

the room and said, "All right, let me

let me let me

>> Yeah. Male best friend. Let me let y'all

know that's a husband talking."

>> MALE MALE BESTIE CHILDHOOD FOR THAT'S A

HUSBAND TALKING, [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] out

of here. Now, when he was giving his

speech, he giving it right in front of

the couch that the four of us is on. So,

I'm grilling,

but sometimes he catch eye contact with

me. So, I turn my grill TO A SMILE.

BUT AS SOON AS HE STOPPED LOOKING, I

START REELING this [ __ ] man. Get the

[ __ ] out of here. So anyway, so so so he

was cool. He was he he was cool. But

yeah, that that that was funny. Oh my.

>> Oh, and another and another young lady,

I guess, another one of Rim's real good

real good friends. She grabbed the mic.

Mhm.

>> This the only time Parks popped up cuz

Parks was cooking and DJing and in the

yard and this young lady grabbed the mic

and said, "Oh, if you know anything

about Remy,

you know there are three things in this

world that she loves.

Uh Patterson,

hookah,

and whatever the third, what was the

third one?"

>> I think it was Parks.

>> Fetty. Oh.

>> Oh. And oh yeah cuz Fetty wobbles on

Patterson hookah and Fetty at boy parks

rose and parkour

park

>> and PARKOUR

THINGS. Oh my god.

>> So the speeches was so fire. I got to

implement speeches at all birthday.

>> Speeches is great. The uncomfortability

that everybody has when they got to give

a speech is classic in itself.

>> Everyone's fumbling to get their [ __ ]

together. They're ducking the smoke.

They're going out back to smoke. They're

going to the bathroom. They're going to

get a play. And she wasn't forgetting.

No, no, no. When I come back, you next.

You You next.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, and my last funny thing that Ice

won't help me to share about. [ __ ] Ice.

>> Ice. Cuz just know we was together. Me

and Ice get along great outside the bar.

like we be aligned and [ __ ] So

>> the DJ killing is 2016. You know who hot

in 2016?

>> The boy.

>> The boy.

>> Mhm.

>> He getting into the boy. Pipe down

cameo. Me and me and Breeze singing

along. Oh, they got us. We in the house.

DJ DJ was giving Pipe Down came on.

Drake going crazy. And then

>> Marvin's room came on.

whole crowd singing

and that's the problem.

See the New York that I'm from is old

school New York. So Spanish people say n

with no problem at all and it's not a

it's not ever a thing. I'm used to that.

I grew up in that. Rim friends is a

younger Spanish people so they got more

info.

They more they more informed.

>> So that no no [ __ ] we was minding our

business. I was in my phone. We was

singing. It was a vibe. And the first

one came on and a hundred of him friends

said it.

And then I guess somebody must have

looked up. Who looked up? Cuz I didn't

look up till after the second one. The

second one, nobody

sh

the second one.

DAD

WELL, WELL, hold up now. Well, hold up

now.

Yo, now y'all made it.

>> Ain't lying. Look,

>> he is not lying.

>> Yo, that's funny. be I don't know. Just

sitting there LIKE

>> YEAH. I don't know cuz my girl my girl

be on that type of [ __ ] She'll tell me,

"Yo, we the nigga."

>> I like that.

>> I be missing when we the [ __ ]

sometimes. She'll tell me. But that was

hilarious.

>> That was funny.

>> That everything I just said was totally

worth

>> the price of admission, everything.

>> Are you kidding me? I had the time of my

life in here. Time in my absolute time

of my life.

>> I'm glad you came.

>> Yeah. And your lovely ladies,

nobody showing up for y'all.

>> Yeah, man.

>> And some guys, your man, you you rock

with the guy.

>> Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. That's my

dog.

>> I got to come.

>> Then another one of her friends during

the speech was like, "Oh, all the all

the sleepovers we've had. All the girls

sleepovers."

I looked it free.

Sleepovers. No, cuz she said other [ __ ]

in there. She was like

>> all the drunk nights.

>> Yeah. Yeah. She start all the

questionable decisions. That was the

>> all of the sleepovers

where we looked.

Hey, add sleepovers to the list

of my wife ain't getting off.

>> So, I'm sitting there hyping. I'm like,

"Oo, at my birthday party, but why did I

do that?" In the moment, feeling good.

>> Now, my girl's like, "Yeah, try it. try

to hand the mic around at your party and

give speeches. I mean know the dudes.

>> She cleaned it up quick.

>> We want to hear the [ __ ] give a speech,

[ __ ] Girl have to mute up.

>> No, you don't.

>> That girl got to mute up, [ __ ] Anyway,

>> talk about sleepovers.

>> Oh, that would be bad.

>> Questionable decision.

>> Trunk.

>> I know him better than anybody in here.

>> At our age, at our age,

>> that's funny.

>> At our age, we can't invite girls that

we've slept with to our birthday party.

>> Absolutely not. Is that the rule?

>> At least not within the past 15 years.

>> There should be a time.

>> Okay. I was about to say you got to be a

Morton.

>> Yeah. Like someone.

>> Look at Playboy Max.

>> You You sax if I'm Playboy Max. It's

cool, bro. Anyway, and that's why we

don't joke with ish.

>> Is it Is it Is it women ain't allowed

that she know you had sex with or just

you can't even have it on the low cuz

you worried to come out?

That's a dangerous game.

>> There's nobody that should be at my

birthday party that my girl knows I

slept with.

>> Oh, I'd rather she know.

>> I would rather she know, too.

>> I would rather she know, too. But I

wouldn't want that girl at my birthday

party.

>> So, you wouldn't invite her. So, you're

not inviting the one that she know you

slept with. But I'm saying, do you

invite the one that y'all slept together

20 years ago or 15 years ago? And she

don't know and she keep it pee. I [ __ ]

out with my girl and my ex recently, but

she it was the ex from 25 years ago. So

really serious like but she's aware that

that was my ex. Like

>> she's not tripping.

>> She's not tripping. Yeah.

>> Yeah. My girl I ass you hit that girl.

>> I think I'm she based that over your

character.

>> Wait, but what did she base the question

off of? Like the person awkward ass

introduction.

>> She can know him all day, but seeing a

woman like

>> that's why you got it might be how the

girl look. It might be

She got

the interaction. She seen them. She saw

them white toenail polish.

>> You could tell by the interaction when

people have slept with each other

>> like

the internet

>> and be like you hit that. I'll be like

>> I guess maybe it's tight. He has a

certain type.

>> He know.

But

>> either way, I think it's better.

>> It's better that it's known so it's not

like

>> that awkward out the

coming out that part too,

>> right? I mean some for some people once

it's known they ain't coming. They not

allowed to come.

>> Yeah. Really?

>> Yeah. Not that's not my situation but I

know people who got that situation where

like if you say oh yeah me and her

messed around.

>> I think 20 years ago I think a little

more secure in that than

>> I think girls be a little more secure.

Like if you know somebody popped your

work

>> you like Yeah.

>> I don't know about stand

up here though.

>> Is y'all like that? Like if if your girl

used to mess with a dude and they cool

now. They just straight cool. No party

invite. No party invite.

>> Um no party invite. If you cool with

somebody that my girl used to [ __ ]

[ __ ] crazy. I don't

>> I told my girl two years two years ago

talking about some happy birthday happy

birthday Craig under some [ __ ] comment.

So I know Craig is flying with such and

such. I can't

>> say speak to Craig. Craig.

>> No, YOU CAN'T SPEAK TO NO, YOU CAN'T

SPEAK TO [ __ ]

ridiculous.

>> ARE Y'ALL CRAZY? YOU ARE NUTS.

>> All right, y'all ain't going to have a

real talk then. LET'S HAVE A REAL TALK.

>> I CAN SEE YOU.

>> THREE THINGS on the board.

>> Mike,

stop. Let's stop. Let's have a real

Let's have a real talk. Let's do this.

Me and you. Yeah. Let's Let's flip it on

the other side.

>> [ __ ] said me and you.

>> No, I'm about to say me and you or you

and Ice been friends for mad long.

>> So if if if if

a girl says happy birthday to Ice that

used to mess with you, you think that's

inappropriate for her dude?

>> I You just confuse me.

>> It confused me as

>> just switching the genders.

>> Park Yeah. Yeah. Like yo, if Parks is

saying a girl, you don't know Parks.

None of us know Parks, right? But Parks'

girl used to mess with you. She don't

[ __ ] with you, but she say, "Happy

birthday, Ice." Parks could be mad at

that.

>> Sorry, buddy.

>> Sorry, buddy.

>> That's crazy. That is crazy to me, B.

>> You cannot some that you was in a a real

relationship with three three years,

four years and up.

>> And that's his man. and his man.

>> His man. His man. That be the tie.

>> See, I think that that's crazy.

>> I think this all goes out the window

after a certain time with your girl,

too. If you've been with your girl for

like five plus years, all that little

[ __ ] to me is pointless. Like, what are

we talking real? Like, this stuff don't

matter.

>> If you're a year in, then yeah, that

might be looking crazy.

>> That's crazy.

>> Happy birthday, Craig. Sorry.

>> Sorry.

>> She had she had to delete it.

>> Oh, no. I don't know. I I ain't really

riff about I didn't really beef about

it, but I brought it up as a counter

note for something that I did.

>> Get that in your back.

>> YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE NOT

YOU AIN'T SAID A WORD THIS WHOLE B.

>> NO, I JUST I JUST HIT SOMETHING.

>> NO, LISTEN. LISTEN. Parts parts.

>> Yeah.

>> If if

Why you covering your mouth?

>> Because I don't want to. You know what I

mean? These [ __ ] is different. If if

or had a man and they said happy

birthday, Ice, you think that's

incorrect?

You don't have to repeat it. God damn.

Sorry. If they got a new man, the

relationship that Ice had with those

girls and if they said happy birthday,

Ice, but they used to deal with you, you

have you they man, you'll be mad at

that.

>> Yeah,

>> you are insane.

>> Yeah, that's crazy.

>> That's crazy.

>> No, I'm crazy.

>> Oh, we know.

>> As long as you know that's crazy as long

as you know. Don't don't beat me down

with, "Oh, that's my ex's friend and we

still fly 25 years later." Who the [ __ ]

do you think my ex

You think the ex-friend is trying to

smash or wanted to smash?

>> No, I think that that the the exfriend

is the plug. The exfriend is the link.

The

>> ex

stretch though, especially if you're

serious with your girl.

>> That's that part to me. Again, all that

is out the window. We've been together

too long to worry about that [ __ ] Trust

is the fact.

>> See, that's why you can't have this

talk. Cuz now y'all keep trying to paint

it as if I'm worried about it.

>> I don't think you're worried about it.

I'm not worried about I don't think

you're worried.

>> But that's just No, you're not getting

that off.

>> I think you just doing it.

>> Are you Are you allowed to do it?

>> Are you allowed to be cool with your

ex-girlfriend's friends?

>> How much money I got?

>> Want to have an issue with you being

>> I mean, I'm not saying it's not that I'm

not It's not allowed or not allowed.

That don't happen with me.

You don't say

>> send well wishes in general to

>> okay

>> there's none of my friends I don't have

a ex's friend like a ex that had a best

friend right-hand man or woman that I

still communicate with

>> but you might

>> why would why would I be doing that?

>> No. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not

you conflating two things. You might not

communicate with them like on a

consistent level, but if you seen it was

their birthday and you just said happy

birthday,

>> um, I wouldn't give a [ __ ] about

birthday

>> enough to go to to the text and send a

happy birthday. I don't send your text,

but on social

you're not unfollowing them.

>> No, I don't. Yeah, I got you crazy.

>> How about you, Ice? I know you have you

have certain traditional things.

>> I'm crazy. It's not sound crazy.

>> OG. You got it.

>> Yeah. There you go.

>> How about you? Are you on the same time?

>> I I think I am. That's what

>> Freeze.

>> I I don't know if I'm cool with that.

Yo,

>> freeze.

>> That's crazy to me.

>> Happy birthday.

>> I'm cool with that. Especially I've been

>> I see on social media like I'm shocked

with you because you've been the dude

that had real relationships

>> with these girls

>> not on some straight platonic

brotherhood [ __ ] You know what I'm

saying? So if if they said happy

birthday to Ice, I don't see how you

would how you would feel a type of way.

Like that's crazy to me.

>> Like you might not go out your way to

communicate with them or keep in contact

with them. But if you came

>> say happy birthday then

>> but if you came across your timeline you

know you just saw that like yo you

famous might say yo happy birthday Ice

once you in the relationship you end the

relationship with everybody's connected

would you still be cool

>> I know

>> would you still

>> you're talking to a person that's still

cool with family Ice is cool with the

brother

>> but that's a

would you still be cool with your ex's

parent if you had a relationship with

them if you had a relationship with your

ex parentent and y'all were real close

even though y'all broke up would you

still check on her.

>> Yeah. I don't I don't feel like what I'm

saying applies to parents.

>> Okay. Or siblings. How about

>> sibings?

>> Cousins. Family in general.

>> I can't think of too many instances

where that's happen for for me. When am

I tight enough with the girl cousin

where 20 years later I want to talk to

this person.

>> Well, see I I keep that rel. I still

talk to my exes and brothers and cousins

and

>> I clown me up here for I told you how

close I am with my ex- brother. Like

that's cuz it was funny. But I get it.

>> Yeah. I just call me this.

>> I spoke to my

>> Oh, no. I'm phony cuz I got ex who when

I and when I see your sister out I'm fly

with her.

>> Yeah.

>> I'm phony. That's not true. I'm wrong.

>> Duh.

>> But Craig know how big.

>> I ain't want to call you out.

>> My man

know you knew it.

>> But sister got ass.

>> Right.

>> Sometimes you got to make

>> and she ain't as young as you was back

there.

>> Easy.

Little lucky.

>> I'm just saying when the older sister's

27 and then the younger sister's 23 back

then it's like a big deal.

>> It's a very big deal.

>> In your 40s. She she 39, right? She 41,

[ __ ]

>> Oh, we talking [ __ ] Come on. We got

[ __ ] to talk about. We do have [ __ ] to

talk about. The big news of the week.

>> The big news of the week.

>> Unfortunately, I don't know. I'm

>> an announcement came across my timeline.

Meg the Stallion and Klay Thompson

are no more.

>> Damn, Gina.

>> Damn it. Yo,

>> I was

>> Meg came to her first she went to her IG

>> naturally.

>> Of course.

>> The stories, not the post.

>> Oh, no. On the black screen.

>> And wrote, "Cheating

had me around your whole family playing

house.

>> Dot dot dot.

>> Got cold feet. holding you down through

all your horrible mood swings and

treatment toward me during your

basketball season.

>> Now you don't know if you can be

monogamous. Five question marks.

>> I need a real break after this one by

y'all. And so we saw that not exactly a

blind item, right? It was pretty clear

what she was talking about for sure.

Mhm. But then she made a formal

statement to uh to the media,

specifically TMZ.

>> Thank God. Clear it up, Meg.

>> Because, you know, there was a lot of

speculation.

>> Yeah, true. We didn't know. We didn't

know what was happening. Yeah.

>> So, she went to TMZ and cleared it all

up. She said, "I've made the decision to

end my relationship with Clay. Trust,

fidelity, and respect are non-negotiable

for me in a relationship. And when those

values are compromised, there's no real

path forward. I'm taking this time to

prioritize myself

and move ahead with peace and clarity.

>> Okay.

And then there just one more little

piece of information y'all want to know.

She was on Broadway.

>> Mhm.

>> Mhm.

>> Doing Molan Rouge.

>> Oh, okay.

>> First uh gendered woman person to play

this character. History making. She left

early Saturday. She got a stand ovation

on Broadway and it's announced that

she's leaving her uh stint on Broadway

early. I'm

>> Friday is the last day.

>> Yeah. Um it's it's assumed that Friday,

May 1st is the last day because of all

the drama. So, it's a lot going on.

>> I didn't know she was doing that.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I can't believe she would throw that

away cuz of a little heartbreak.

>> And I heard she's killing

>> big hearts

cuz they playing house.

>> She's in New York City.

What you thinking?

>> Oh, nothing. I'm just saying she could

find another house.

>> Well, let me say as y'all are queuing up

your remarks, um, I was sad for the

girl. Um, I'm I'm a me I'm I'm a Meg

fan. Um, and I always support her. Uh,

and

I I remember a couple months ago when I

was like, "Yo, they doing a lot fast."

And some of y'all was getting on me and

then all the me the Stallion fans was

attacking me and I'm a Meg the Stallion

fan but they were attacking me. Why you

hating on the relationship? All I said

was moving kind of fast. Maybe you don't

name a boat after somebody. Maybe y'all

don't do everything all the videos all

that [ __ ] because I'm you know not cuz I

don't want y'all to win but because

relation most celebrity relationships

just don't last. That's true.

>> What's the name of me first album? Mark

>> I don't remember. She made an album.

>> What's the name of me second project?

Mark.

>> She made a second project. She raps.

That's the one that Ish liked. I think

>> exactly. Which one?

>> These things just be up here getting

getting [ __ ] off.

>> I'm a big fan.

>> What What are you a fan of?

>> Um the first album I actually liked. I

just thought it sounded like one long

>> I like the tracks that I liked, but it

just sounded like one long strip club.

>> Like what's some of your favorite What's

some of your favorite songs from me?

>> Savage is still is going to be my my

main one. You know what I mean? I also

liked her on uh [ __ ] I liked her on um

>> the deep

I'M I'M I'M FOR HOLD ON. I'M 47 YEARS

OLD. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME to be do? I'm

not a hottie. My daughter So for

contamar you know you don't have to do

this.

>> This is the truth for context. In high

school in high school my daughter was a

huge Mega Stallion fan.

>> Why is that funny?

>> It just says Mark. Don't worry about

My daughter's a big fan. So So she put

me she put me on on kind of my radar.

She was like obsessed with me when she

was in high school. Right. Right.

>> So when she would play me, I listened to

it. You know what I And then when all

the [ __ ] with Tori, I became a supporter

of her and a fan of hers less because of

the music and more because of everything

that happened to her. So I'm always

rooting for her because of that, not

because I'm

>> putting a big playlist.

>> So you're not a fan of her at all.

>> I am a fan of her. You're just a

supporter and you're a supporter.

Horrible injustice.

>> Oh, if y'all make a distinction between

fan and supporter. I when she when she

makes music, I like it. I didn't like

the last project as much as the first

project, but I like her music. I like

>> it more since she got shot.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I like Nipy more after his

tragic passing, too. A lot of times I I

come to people when something happens as

an older person like I don't I'm not in

the mix as much. So yeah, like I learned

more about Nipy after he passed. I

learned more about Megan after she got

shot. I learn more about artists when

things happens. I learn I heard more uh

Tori after after he got locked up. You

know what I mean? So sometimes you just

find out late.

>> No, I totally understand. Mo, we got we

got you. I see where you coming from.

I'm picking up what you're putting down.

So listen, so so Meg Me and Clay

broke up. This was like over the weekend

or some

>> Yeah. And I immediately got a bunch of

texts to my phone

saying,

"Go easy."

I got texts to my phone from people I

ain't speak to in ages. Like, "Yo, I

know you saw the news.

I know how you feel.

Don't you go in there and go crazy."

>> Oh, we're not being the allegation.

>> So, so, so I I on a on a weekend, I'm

off I'm off work. I ain't thinking

nothing about these hip- hop was taking

a back. I was like, yo, what do you

think of me that I'm that invested

in this girl's relationship to come in?

People cheat every day.

>> People NBA players

>> people people

>> stars stars people break up every day.

And while I am on record for saying that

I don't all the way with the girl, for

me that doesn't mean actively rooting

against somebody or celebrating when

something goes wrong in their life. I

thought that was a little weird until I

opened up the internet and I saw Go

ahead, finish cooking court. Uh I opened

up the internet and saw men were on the

timeline like throwing parties,

balloons,

>> that's the [ __ ] I'm talking about.

confetti, uh, think pieces. Uh, yeah,

that's right. Go for clay. Like, he won

the chip again. And then I was like,

yeah, I must have really, really

misrepresented myself somewhere

throughout the course of my career.

Whatever you guys think about me, I

probably given you enough reason to

think it,

but you This is off. I'm not celebrating

this lady's breakup. There's nothing I

didn't What? Why? Why do Why do I care?

>> Why would you be that invested?

>> Yeah. Why do I care at this point?

>> Why is anybody that invested outside of

them?

>> That's all I'm saying. I know people

feel strong about her, so they they have

strong reactions, but

>> whatever you think about me, good or

bad, like to me to be rooting for a

breakup. I mean, people were making

infographics about all the dudes she's

she's dated, she slept with. Weird. It's

weird. Like, that's all I'm saying. I

happen to like her, but like even if I

didn't, there are people who I don't

like when they have a breakup, I'm not

out here like

>> running down their Carfax. That's weird.

>> Yeah. And if you know me for real, I'm

more of a fan of love than I am a not

fan of Meg. I was sad a little bit.

>> You know what I think it was?

>> I was happy for I was talking.

>> So talk, [ __ ]

>> Hey, I'm on you, [ __ ] I ain't forget.

>> I ain't forget you. You think it's

[ __ ] You think it's over, [ __ ]

No, I I was

the family photos and Clay having her

around the family warmed my heart

because she doesn't have family.

>> True.

>> So,

when the breakup [ __ ] was announced,

that's the first thing I thought like,

"Oh, damn it.

>> That that one hurts cuz I thought they

was, you know."

>> Yeah.

>> You know.

>> Yeah. I

>> I thought they was doing the thing. I

didn't see that's the [ __ ] that bothered

me because remember when it was

happening I was like this is moving too

fast and some people up here was even

like chill like let let her live. I'm

>> it was moving too fast and

>> and I'm on the record. Put me on the

record. I don't believe anything that

comes from me the stallion.

I don't take I I take it all with a

grain of salt. So why it moved so fast I

don't know. Why you announced the

breakup? I don't know. For for me with

her, it's never as clear as it seems. He

was in it, too, though. So So that's why

I and and I I don't I don't assume up

this where you about to get shaky.

>> No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm

>> What does he was in it too mean?

>> Meaning, what does that mean?

>> He see it's not like

>> he was a willful participant.

>> Yeah. Like sometimes you see videos

where the dude is just kind of there in

the video cuz he kind of has to be cuz

his girl is videotaping.

>> I got it.

>> But he was starting to to like pull her

in on the red carpets. He was starting

to say stuff. I'm just saying like he's

what I think is they both fell in love.

They both nose was open and they both

went to the media because some people do

sometime when they're in love and then

he may have just lost interest faster

than she did and now you out there.

That's what it looked that that's what

it looked like to me from the outside.

>> Maybe he didn't lose interest. Maybe he

was just uh maybe he slipped and fell.

>> That happens. It happens to the best of

him,

>> dog.

>> Fam.

>> Yeah. Come on. Come on. Please.

You're not going to use me to beat the

[ __ ]

>> No, we'll do it together. We'll do it

together. There's a few things I think

that um I think I I could address all

the points. I think it's whack when men

are sitting on the internet rooting for

somebody's demise. I think that's goofy,

>> trash.

>> I think what happened was women started

killing this

and men kind of came to his defense a

little bit and then doing that they

started killing me. I think

>> Why were the women killing him?

>> Because she put it out there like, "Yo,

he was cheating." I thought you meant

prior.

>> He had me around his family. Not not not

just that though. It's it's back to our

other pick aside conversation. There was

a lot of people that was on the other

side when the whole trial thing went and

they are forever against her.

>> So any bad news that

>> break up I'm not even talking about

that. I'm talking about why they people

were reacting a certain way on social

media.

>> There's people that she's public enemy

number one. So when anything

>> negative news attached to her comes out,

they're ready to celebrate. Uh-huh.

>> See, I never want to be that.

>> Yeah. No. It's a more It's a more Yeah.

Yeah. It's very incelish.

>> I wasn't even on I'm just talking about

>> people started killing Clay. Like people

started killing Clay. And so I think men

started coming to his rescue a little

bit. And you could come to his rescue

without dissing Meg. You get what I'm

saying? Like the two things don't have

to be true. Like as men we could speak

from membrane and say, "Yo dog, it ran

its course." Like yo dog. And this is

going to sound horrible. Really

horrible. Ladies, I want y'all to know

when a dude brings y'all around his

family,

>> that don't mean he love you.

>> That don't mean nothing.

>> That don't mean he going to say,

>> "Yo, it's aunts and mothers that know

six and seven and eight and nine and 10

children."

>> Cuz it depend on the dude.

>> It is. It does depend on

>> Cuz if I bring you around my family, it

means it doesn't mean nothing, but it

doesn't necessarily mean everything.

>> It don't mean you get married. They mean

a lot.

>> Some guys use the family card to get

what they want. It's just It's all

>> like a lot of dudes bring them all home.

>> A lot of dudes bring them all home.

>> It's true.

>> It depends on the girl, too. Sometimes.

>> That's what I'm saying. It just depend

on the Yeah, I've seen both.

>> So So um they like, "Yo, why would you

bring her around his family?" Like he

named the boat after yo dog. It might

have been going good. He might have

gotten some intel. He might have gotten

some information that's pushed him the

other way, made him pivot. It's a lot of

things that go on in relationships. It

don't necessarily got to be, yo, this

dude had these bad intentions when he

met this girl. Do I have to I'm sorry,

is I don't think it's information. I

think that once you start, if you're

dealing with somebody, you start staying

together.

realize that I don't want to marry this

person

>> dog spend the rest of my life or maybe

he did and he just [ __ ] up somewhere.

>> Yeah. You you think it's liable more

likely that he got information on her

than just spend she said you got cold

feet.

>> Could be a combination of both.

>> He could have just got caught cheating

>> and when she and when she confronted him

about it he hit her with yo I don't know

if I could be monogous.

>> Yeah. It could be it could be very

simple whereas yo I am a hundred ex um

I'm a handsome filthy filthy rich man.

only been dating for a year or

something, maybe not even that. He might

not want to settle down right now. I

might not be on that.

>> All that's on the table, but but it was

interesting to see on the internet that

initial response like like Flip says,

like it was almost like people were

making adding pieces to the story that

weren't

>> there to make her the bad person. Now,

again, those those things could are

possible. I don't assume that the first

person that says something is telling

the truth. She could be absolutely not

telling the whole thing. But what I'm

saying is it was like well he

>> she said he cheated and people

immediately some people immediately went

to well she must have done this this

this this and this. We don't know that.

We we don't know the story. That's why I

don't want to I don't want to jump on

any Yeah.

>> They started showing clips. They showed

a few clips where she was like drunk and

she was being loud and she was being

boisterous and he was just sitting there

with the face like

>> Well, they they I'm I'm not giving a

reason why. I'm just saying to the

people that are saying maybe she was too

much for him.

>> He's not the only dude that gets a

little annoyed when they're

They took old clips and made they made a

narrative out of it.

>> A lot of times you see something that

you want and when you finally get it,

[ __ ] you don't want it no more. It's

life. Yo, I wanted that [ __ ] It's ill

in the beginning. It's fire. I don't

after it ran its course, [ __ ] And

sometimes that happens quickly and

that's cool, but if if let's assume for

just one second that she's telling the

truth about what happened, right?

>> Mhm.

>> Then it's running his course is still

different than cheating, right? It's not

about the running his course saying I

don't want to do this anymore. It's

getting caught cheating.

>> Well, we're talking about what led him

to cheat. Nothing

don't have to be anything.

>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Sometime

people just want more different

>> or he might not have wanted this.

There's so much [ __ ] we don't know. This

could be the fourth time she caught him.

>> We don't know anything. This could be

him leaving for cheating once. That's

what I'm saying. This could It could

really just be dude not even wanting to

leave her,

>> right?

>> I just had something over here that I

did. I ain't want you to find out. You

found out and you're reacting this way.

>> And this is the part

>> we don't know [ __ ] This is the part I

don't like.

We're now speculating

>> from both sides. Why? Because she

brought us into her relationship in a

way.

>> Yes.

>> That

>> I don't think she would have done if

she'd had a a two days to think about

it. Part of the reason why it's

interesting to me is because my daughter

was such a big mech fan, right? And so

girls her age look to girls like Meg as

models and examples of how to do [ __ ]

>> right?

>> So I don't

>> that's why it's really not a laughing

matter for me. And we go we are going to

laugh. But why this is

>> a microcosm of a more serious thing to

me is because of what you're saying.

>> Yeah.

>> So many people look up to Meg, right?

And

>> what I've seen from Meg now is a pattern

of not knowing how to read men, respond

to men, communicate to men, or

understand men. That's before Clay.

>> I'm going to bring this full circle for

just one brief moment. That's why the

male best friend is not a threat or

worry to me because sometimes they can

give some insight to your girl about how

men think.

>> My girl's man that we were talking about

since we back there is some NBA player

[ __ ] that I had on fantasy one time.

And no, you can't keep talking to his

best friend for

>> No, no, no. I'm not talking about the

best friend. I'm talking about

>> No, I'm back now.

I thought they talking about issues.

>> Happy birthday, Craig.

[ __ ] the [ __ ]

>> and

No, for real. So now, so now here we are

again. Men men in man world.

>> Yeah, I'mma just just mute up. I'm

chilling, bro. You don't even have to

tell me to mute up

>> in man world. I'm going to try my best.

>> In man world

going public too soon.

That's a Okay, we're checking that. You

in bliss. You confetti. You partying.

you. Oh my god. I need the world to

know. But in the man, we're going to

check that. Like it said, you going to

meet my family. You don't have family.

You kind of a lot of women that the

dude's life now is their becomes their

identity. A lot of women do that. So

yes, when that happens, you're going to

meet some cousins. You're going to meet

my parents. If you can cook, you may

even cook for them. They going to clear

the plate. It's going to look like they

enjoyed it. Again,

in man world, that ain't saying nothing.

to the woman is saying a whole lot. The

whole we're gonna put our hands together

and do a heart and I'm gonna put your

name on the boat for me. I'm only

speaking to me, Mark.

>> That don't mean nothing.

>> Would have said I'm not serious about

none of this that we doing.

>> The boat thing would have been the

giveaway. Some dudes love bomb great

one. Some dudes situationship game is

the meanest.

Some dudes are going to make you feel

like the queen of the castle, but it's a

short stay.

And women think that all cheaters belong

in the same box.

I don't

I don't

>> got no kind of cheaters. So when she

comes out public and says

he cheated,

women will interpret that a certain way.

>> I said,

"Oh, that's that's a reasonable

expectation."

That's what I said.

>> What's the reasonable expectation? The

cheating.

>> That he that he would cheat or he would

want more or he would desire more. His

past says that.

>> His track record,

>> his track record says it. The girls

before said it. He scored 60 in 11

dribbles. Says it. He scored 40 points

in one quarter.

>> He has four championships. It says it.

Legend half of a splash brother that

says it. He like He plays. He also

plays.

>> He likes he like We know you do. That's

why it said men are talking now.

>> As a as a man, I I I see it different

because

>> Tell me why.

>> This is the part I see. I I think it's

reasonable to expect him

he there's nothing wrong with him saying

this ran his course. This is the best

four months of my life. I'm out. I ain't

got no issue with that.

>> Okay.

>> Should I've been that guy.

>> Okay.

>> You know what I mean? But I I think if

you make a commitment to somebody, it's

okay to bounce and say I don't want to

do this no more. But I don't think it's

fair to say if somebody cheats on you to

say, "Well, you should have reasonably

expected him to cheat because he's the

second greatest shooter of all time."

Like like or third. Like to me, I think

it's okay. She has a right to be pissed

that somebody cheated on her. If that's

what happened, that's all I'm saying.

Again, if could you see if if again I'm

just going to use the daughter example.

If my daughter came to me and said, "Yo,

dad, I'm dating somebody. He's in the

NBA. He's a big star and he's he's let

me meet his mama." Yeah. I'd be like,

"Prepare yourself for the end, right? I

I would say all of that."

>> Okay.

>> But if he cheated on her, I would still

I would still honor her feeling of

feeling pissed off by it. My issue with

it isn't

>> part of the prepare yourself for the

end. Wouldn't be letting her know that

there is a possibility that there will

be some other ones. Probability.

>> Yes. I would say there's a greater

likelihood. He's somebody right now is

what I would tell her. He'll still

support his daughter.

>> But she still got a right to feel away.

My issue with her isn't that. My issue

is the way

>> again people right to do how they want

to deal with heartbreak. It's just the

way she's managing. I wouldn't say go to

social media right away cuz it affects

your career. It's affecting your life.

It also puts a spotlight. I mean, it

just does a lot of things that I don't

think you want to do. And I think now in

this era of social

>> or you want to do or you want

>> or it's a you want to do it because I'm

back into the victim victim bag. Yeah.

>> Let me ask you a question.

>> And I'm not saying that cuz I don't

know. Me either.

>> She could have been really head over

heels.

>> I think she was.

>> I think she was.

>> I think she was.

>> Even if she's not trying to go over her

victim bag, it's a good story for

whatever she may have coming

potentially.

>> I think she knows the game. Yo, see I

think it's far simpler than that. I

think you did something to piss me off.

I'm gonna embarrass you about it. I'm

gonna I'm I'm gonna put you on Front

Street for the [ __ ] you did because one

of the things being the good, nice,

handsome, tall, light-skinned guy is you

have a reputation and I'm gonna

embarrass him.

>> This is the social media version of key

in your car.

>> Mark, I want to rewind a little bit

because back to reason back to

reasonable expectation.

You wouldn't say that. It would almost

be naive to think that this man with all

the things that we just said would be

now committed in 6 months.

>> This This is what I think. Let him

answer me, please.

>> I think it's reasonable to expect that

somebody will keep their word,

especially if it's the nice guy. I don't

think it's unreasonable to expect

somebody to honor their word. I think

>> that's not what I asked.

>> That's not what he asked.

>> That's not what I asked at all.

>> Reasonable expectation. Is it naive to

have that as the reasonable expectation?

>> No. I said, would it be naive to think

that that man that we just described is

committed in less than 6 months

>> to monogamy?

>> Yes.

>> No, I don't think it's naive if it is

very

and factor in that same person.

>> That means that you can always blame the

person who gets cheated on.

>> No, I'm not doing that at all. I'm not

doing that at all. Any one of us, right?

>> Mhm.

>> I don't have anywhere near $100 million.

>> I'm not I not even

>> I don't believe you. But

>> Right. Yeah. When you meet a person, and

we grown, bro. See, a lot of this [ __ ]

is people not in high school. When you

meet a man, when you meet a woman that's

popping,

specifically a man, cuz I know women

that could sit at home and be totally

celibate for long periods of time, when

you meet a man that's handsome, worth

$100 million, and that is popular, he

got girls.

>> Mhm.

>> Cool. along the lines of getting to like

you, he still got girls. When he starts

to really like you, he then starts to

taper off with those girls and start

pushing them to the side.

>> Yeah,

>> cuz he's spending more time with you.

He's starting to like you. All of these

other things, my [ __ ] N clearing out

they cupboard in 6 months. And anybody

that thinks else I mean think something

else is naive. So, let me ask you a

question. At the moment that you

committed to your girl, did did you

clear out your cupboard?

my girl now that I have currently.

>> Yeah.

>> It took me a time to commit to my girl.

In the process of me starting to like my

girl, my cover is once you committed,

was your cupboard clear?

>> Damn near. If it wasn't clear, it was

almost there. I don't Again, I'm telling

you though, I don't have $100 million. I

don't travel from state to state to

state and got he got way more options

than I had.

>> So, hold on, let me finish. So, I'm

talking about him. I'm talking about, to

Joe's point, the reasonable expectation