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>> [music]

>> Microphone check. What is this?

JB [music]

back to business.

I guess right now we should start the

show.

[laughter]

Okay.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> We having a classic. I can tell. I can

tell. Look at Mark. Look at Ice.

Look at [laughter]

this. Somebody need to be looked at in

this freezing. What up?

Look at Mark.

>> What up, Freeze?

>> What's up? Happy single [clears throat]

de Mayo.

>> Happy.

[applause]

>> Hey, you going you you going to tip your

you going to tip the lawnmowers and that

outside boy? You going to show love to

the people that that reach was really

celebrating?

>> Huh?

>> White. [laughter]

>> I think that was racist by the

>> Don't say I ain't going to lie. They

work all day. Yo, this morning, shout

out to them.

>> You going to just set it off with the

races? [laughter]

>> Racist. I think that we don't highlight.

I think that we we we you know, we

celebrate other people's holidays, but

we don't celebrate them.

>> Got to celebrate them. That's what they

work. They put the work in. 6 this

morning.

[laughter]

They out there, too.

>> They don't talk to each other.

[laughter]

They don't talk. YOU HEAR THEM TALK?

They don't talk for you.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Oh man. How y'all doing, man? [laughter]

Feeling great, man. How are you?

>> I lived in the townhouse for 6 years and

every Thursday them [ __ ] used to come

and [laughter] get them butchers right.

I just be in the window. Them [ __ ]

wouldn't even acknowledge me

>> at all.

>> They were there for six years. Did a

great job.

>> Wow. They did a get it done.

>> You ever tipped them?

>> No. So what the [ __ ] they got to talk

to?

>> That's why he ain't talking right.

>> Well, I didn't hire him. It don't

matter. They they dicing up your bushes.

>> Yeah. No.

>> Oh, you tip you you you tip them even

though your uh your complex hire them.

You'll tip them still.

>> Yeah. If they do a good job.

>> You just he is just doing his [laughter]

>> trimming my bushes.

>> You did the back, they do the front.

>> Yeah, man.

>> We got a good day. Look at

>> my [ __ ]

>> I'm down with black people appropriating

[ __ ] I'm not down with none of that

Erica Kirk talking about.

>> Okay. Why? Why? Why do you um

>> Why? Just why?

>> Just Yeah.

>> Just why?

>> Why? Why single Deio?

>> Oh, I I have I have a blast every single

de. So,

>> we drink a tequila today.

>> Excuse me.

>> Tequila. You drink? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Tequila.

>> I bought a bottle in.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> All right. Come on. Let's get right into

it, man. Top five races.

>> Top five races or racist?

>> Racist or racist? [laughter]

>> What you asking?

>> Yeah. Be careful. Top five races right

now. Not racist.

>> Top five races. Come on.

>> Black. Human. Black. Black.

>> Look at the room.

>> The only answer for Parks. We ain't We

ain't got black first. [laughter]

>> I mean in order.

>> I'm answering from me.

>> You ain't got black first neither.

[laughter]

>> I definitely got

I definitely got black days.

You know what he said? [laughter]

>> You know what he said, [ __ ]

>> It's your boy Possible talking that.

That's you, Kobe, right?

>> I know you going to get on your metaph.

[laughter]

>> We know when you feel good. Don't laugh.

It's a one v one.

>> Give me an

a You want to get some socks?

>> Get your socks on, [ __ ]

>> Yeah. I need you to make your socks and

sneakers match.

>> What you mean the color? If you want to

wear new sneakers, wear new socks, MY

[ __ ] THESE GUYS IS NEW, BOY. [ __ ]

mouth.

>> WATCH YOUR [ __ ] MOUTH WHEN YOU

TALKING TO GOD, [ __ ] These are new,

[ __ ] I slap you.

>> Lift your foot up.

>> What?

>> That ain't new.

>> Watch your [ __ ] mouth. It is new.

Thank you, Free. Little tan under the

bottom.

>> You been You been around whites too much

and get back to black. You trying to

see. Look for everything black around

you.

>> My name is

Cuz I'm from Queens and I do what I

want.

>> Happy single year, you guys. Stand up

and pull your shirt.

>> We are so glad that you all could be

here with us [laughter] today. As you

can see, the cast is extremely excited.

We got a great show lined up for you

guys. Uh, and we're gonna have a real

good time, man. We have a real good

>> That [laughter]

unbutton the bottom OF THIS

[laughter]

shirt up here. Let me open it up, [ __ ]

Let me OPEN IT UP, BOY. DON'T TRY TO

HIGHLIGHT ME. You [ __ ] ass [ __ ]

>> We a chain that I [laughter] think I

think Flip looks good today. I think

everybody looks good today.

>> Yo, wait till him. He'll look good. Wait

till he trying [laughter] to He trying

to He trying to He trying to relate to

his workers. I'll put anything on. I'll

relate to you [ __ ] so you can work for

less, [ __ ] We We on the same We not on

the same playing field, boy.

>> Pay your [ __ ] Pay them.

>> I'm trying to figure out why it's so

scentless over there

>> by by Mark.

>> Scentless.

>> They don't wear lotion.

>> Yeah,

>> your lotion is scented.

>> You wear scented lotion?

>> It tracks.

>> Yeah, it does actually.

>> Pear gloss. Yeah,

>> that's body cream.

>> Okay.

>> And yes, it has a scent. [laughter]

>> Okay.

>> Hey, what the [ __ ] wrong with these

aliens?

>> I wear cologne.

>> Unless I wear cologne.

>> What does that have to do with our

>> You said I'm

>> You said it's sent over. It's not

scentless over here.

>> It is scentless still. It's scentless

still.

>> Yo,

>> he trying to segue. Okay, make sense.

Yeah.

>> Is there a reason y' don't wear lotion?

>> Well, is I know don't wear lotion. you

know when the cloud

>> I didn't know that Mark was making a

conscious decision to not wear lotion.

>> I always thought that you was just

forgetting on some having a rushed

morning [ __ ]

>> It's a little it's become part of my

trifling routine of just not doing it.

Like [laughter] I don't be like I'm not

against lotion. It's not a position I

have.

>> But it kind of is. No.

>> Do you own lotion?

>> Yeah, I got a lots of it.

>> Well, he's married so that's not fair.

>> I got a house full of lotions.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

We know we use

>> that's also cuz you married you know you

get married you use lotion don't don't

I'm not with you if you just at home I'm

always at home boy the deal being at

home and not getting a [ __ ] you drunk

off in the bathroom [ __ ] that's when

you lose lotion [ __ ]

>> without lotion he said lotion you drunk

you drunk off you freebased

>> dry rub

dry rub [laughter]

just me and mine dry dry rub his

naturally really soft. He don't do work.

>> Crazy. [laughter]

>> I got soft hands, baby hands. And boy,

>> why why are you banging on lotion?

>> It's not, like I said, it's it's more

like I just, you know, you be rushing,

you get busy, and then I was like, yeah.

Then I got married, I was like, I don't

really need to be moisturized. I ain't

trying to look good for nobody else.

>> You got a point.

>> I just I I have fallen off so much from

>> it's just great for black skin. It's

great for melanated skin.

>> It will make my body better, make me

feel better, make me look better. I

ain't got no good reason not to do it.

But you see this?

>> Oh yo.

>> Damn. I'm Come on. I didn't just

>> Yo, your [ __ ] got lit, [laughter]

[ __ ] I'm about to clip you watching me

cuz I

>> No, you know you got to meet up, Mark.

You crazy.

>> I ask you over here is all I'm saying.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> No, we all are not this wing right here.

>> Oh man. How y'all feeling?

>> Good.

>> I'm happy to be here, man. I'm happy to

see you guys. I miss you guys.

>> I was about to call out.

>> Why? So you get drunk off tequila and

>> I was I was drunk off the tequila after

last night.

>> Yo, this is so wild. Mexicans don't even

celebrate Cinco de Mayo like that. Wow.

>> How many days do you spend Cinco de

Mayo?

>> Yeah.

>> No, no, no. There was a Sixer game last

night. That's why I was drunk.

>> No, it wasn't.

>> Ice.

>> No, it wasn't. You are,

>> my man.

>> I can't believe you had the nerve to put

that ball on that table like that.

>> Oh,

[laughter]

you know, you be letting [ __ ] DO

WHATEVER THEY WANT. [laughter]

MARK, TAKE THAT. WHY? WHY? WHY YOU

SMILING IT?

>> KICK THAT BALCONY.

>> Anybody hide that word?

>> No, no, no. This This is for good. Guju,

we we had a rough start. So this

morning, somebody I won't say who

replaced the Knicks ball with the Sixers

ball.

>> You guess Martha, right?

>> In hopes of changing.

>> You call like Juju.

>> Well, yesterday was bad juju. I'm saying

Jojo. Y'all got your last one.

>> Well, today is going to be different.

That's right. New day. A new day.

>> Stomped a mud hole in the

>> Here we go.

>> I ain't going to lie to you.

>> That [ __ ] was different.

>> I hated that. I know. We

>> I ain't going. Yo, mute up for a second.

[laughter]

>> Yo,

stomping.

Don't spit no [ __ ] on me, man.

[laughter]

Just cuz you got a pod don't mean you

just

by [laughter] [ __ ] 40. We stomped an

absolute mud hole in the [ __ ] Sixers.

And we did it with brotherly love.

[laughter]

>> And we did it with brotherly love.

>> How do the guys look at

>> You know the worst part. Yo,

>> I plan on No, no, no, no. Prior to that,

cuz off of winning that Boston series, I

was ready to come in here talking [ __ ]

celebrating. I had some shirts made

>> and then I said, "Let me check the

schedule and see when game one is."

>> Oh, yeah. I had them right in the scope

for that.

>> I was pissed.

>> I had them right in the scope. So, you

saying you weren't confident in your

team?

>> No. No. What I'm saying is

>> what a separation.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Let me let me come here and

celebrate. Let me get that off and then

we go into the next game.

>> Cuz y'all showed up against Boston.

>> Showed up huge.

>> Y'all showed up against Boston,

>> but these ain't them white boys.

[laughter]

>> Shut up. The the these are not those

Boston white boys. I wanted Boston

because of all them Boston white boys. I

wanted them. Oh, we was gonna kick they

ass. But y'all wanted to go out there

and Yeah. But when in a black way like

athleticism, dunking edge cone balls on

their heads. [ __ ] [laughter]

It was embarrassing what y'all did out

there. So, y'all kind of was on a high.

Congrats to Philly for what y'all did.

>> Historic victory.

>> I'm not I'm not coming in here really to

to to boast the way I should. like Ice.

I checked the schedule because I didn't

want to come in here before a game was

played and have to hear Philadelphia

mouth.

>> I didn't want to come in I didn't want

to come in blank blank and hear hope

from y'all [laughter] [ __ ] So once I

saw the schedule and it said Monday

night. Oh, I said, "Oh, great.

>> Oh, wonderful. Someone will have an edge

and I think that's us." See, last year

and the year before, we were that team

going through the steps, learning how

important it is to close out a series

when wing if you can early so so you can

rest.

>> Mhm.

>> So, I ain't We were supposed to win that

game. I ain't But this is the This is

our ascension run. Nick fans, true Nick

fans ain't happy that we beat up on

y'all. This is supposed to happen.

>> I'm [clears throat] not mad at Luc up

for a second. [laughter]

and Philadelphia.

>> Philadelphia,

y'all. Y'all traded arguably somebody

that was in the rookie of the year

conversation last year for scraps for

tacos. Y'all traded him to avoid the

luxury tax. Y'all got tacos like that.

>> They got back like a eighth round pick

or some [ __ ]

>> It was more than that, but

>> what else was it aside from avoid the

luxury tax?

They're trying they're in win now mode

and with Edgecom playing this well, they

had some questions about his knee

because he he had two injuries, right?

He had the knee injury and a hand

injury.

>> Oh, you believe believe in what uh

>> and they were Philly Tribune said

>> and and so he would have been five deep

in a rotation, which is fine if you're

OKC cuz you don't need him right now,

but they were trying to win. I think it

was a bad trade, but it wasn't for it

was it was more about that. It was my

>> the Sixers could use Jared McCain. God

damn right they

>> and we could take the six out of y'all

name

>> like we thought it was Nixon six.

>> What y'all put him in the er [laughter]

that's good work.

That was a good one.

>> That was a good one.

>> Yeah. Y'all y'all are y'all are y'all

I'm not I'm not super excited about

this. The Knicks the Knicks should kill.

Y'all will come back.

>> I have the same faith I had

>> before the series started.

>> Same

>> same. If the Sixers are healthy, like I

said with Boston, if as long I mean if

because if B goes out tomorrow, gets hit

by bus, which could happen, god forbid,

but he always gets injured.

>> Um if the Sixers stay healthy, the

Sixers win this series.

>> That nigga's a mop. Him and AD, bro.

They live on the floor like, yo, anybody

could push this [ __ ] on the floor.

>> AD's a lot. Yeah,

>> they cussing a Yo.

>> Yeah, you're right. You're right.

>> And that's the that's bad.

>> That was Jaylen Brown point like, "Yo,

my [ __ ] you posted me up. I do like

this. You fall. You seven something 300

lb. You just going to fall?

>> Well, he he getting to the line though.

I mean, that's the only thing that kept

us remotely in the game in the first

quarter.

>> It's just a real big difference. You can

see the difference between a team that's

been together for the last five years or

four years. The

>> Knicks did that without even really

kicking it with each other. Just kind of

knowing where it's like me and my dad at

the spade table. It's like you just know

>> what where somebody's going to be and

what they going to do. It was it was the

mind. All that edge comb athleticism,

maxi speed, all that [ __ ] It was it was

that's not talked about enough, man, in

basketball. And we going to move on cuz

why why would we stay on this long?

[laughter]

Uh but IQ is just so understated in

basketball. Yo, and it matters. Colin

Coward before this series had Jaylen

Brunson as like the seventh best player

in the series. I don't understand it.

>> Everybody's better than Jaylen Brunson.

>> Colin Coward just be talking, man. Yeah,

he list

I [laughter] think I think he's the

third.

>> He had current Paul George better than

Carly Anthony Towns. Like his list was

nuts.

>> He had Edgecomb better than all.

>> He was bugging. But everybody is better

than Jaylen Brunson

until they see Jaylen Brunson.

>> Well, let's see if that happens this

series.

>> Everybody, we got to hear about it. You

was another one with all of this [ __ ]

Iris Maxi.

>> I still I still believe Maxi. Look, the

Sixers play against the Celtics damn

near until midnight Sunday morning.

>> You know what I mean? And now they play

Monday night. They're exhausted. This is

an older team.

>> Wait, so you think that Maxi is better

than Brunson, just for clarity?

>> And I do think Maxi over Brunson. Yeah,

I do. I think he's better player and he

certainly had a better season. Would you

agree with that?

>> No.

>> No, not really.

>> No. Okay.

>> No,

>> I I strongly disagree.

>> Did you see the game last night?

>> I did. Maxi got Maxi didn't play well.

It's the worst game I've seen.

>> Everybody's better than Brunson

>> till the game starts. until they got to

see Brunson.

>> We'll see.

>> Never fails.

>> Yeah, you know,

>> sixes and five.

>> I'm not going to say that, but I I but I

still got us I still got us. Um I ain't

even mentioned the best part.

>> Here we go.

>> And we got six more home games.

[clears throat]

>> How can we lose? You know, y'all ain't

got six home games.

>> Why not?

>> Y'all can't come to that game.

>> The turnpike did.

>> Oh, you didn't see the stats. [laughter]

>> No, no, no. You didn't see the the the

the ticket update, Joe. I mean,

>> no, I saw that. You didn't see the

stats. The stats came back

of who bought the tickets and where they

were from.

>> Mhm.

>> That's cool.

>> Not counting the Nick fans that live in

Philadelphia.

>> That's cool.

>> I had mad people in my DMs. Yo, if you

need a Philly address, I got you one.

[laughter]

>> That's nasty.

>> That's disgusting. Fine. Fine.

>> Told me, yo, Joe want to buy my tickets?

>> Yeah. Like [ __ ]

Nick fans will be there.

>> Oh, no. I'm not saying y a gonna be

there. It ain't going to be a home game.

It ain't going to look like it did

before.

>> Oh, yes it is.

>> Oh, yes.

>> Well, y'all took over and

>> Oh, yes it is.

>> chanting and [ __ ] Do you really think

Do you really think Philly gave all them

people their money back?

>> This business, my [ __ ]

>> Go New York.

>> It's all right. It's all right.

>> I liked them. I wanted Philly to win,

but they game was just y talking like

>> Maxi averaged 28 points, 28.3 points,

6.6 assist, and 4.1 rebounds, shooting

46% from the field this year.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Brunson averaged 26 points, 6.8 assists,

and 3.3 rs.

>> Okay.

>> So, so Maxi had and he shot 46%. So,

Maxi basically had was ahead of him in

everything except assist, which is

about2. And Joel Embiid ain't play all

year.

>> Yeah, that's why I think he had a better

year.

>> Joel Embiid ain't play all year. Um,

whatchamacallit did that with a whole

roster intact and won a lot more games

>> and he's the seventh seed

>> and and he did that for y'all to be the

seventh.

>> He had a better season. That's all my

point. He had a better season. He did.

But I think he's I think I think he's um

anyway doesn't matter. But I he I think

he had a better season. I think he's

going to make all NBA team this year for

the first time. I think Ty Max is going

to have a

>> Will he score more than 12 next game?

Well, that's that's the disappointing

part. I've just I've never seen him

quite look like this, but I think he

said I think he was probably tired and

said a bit.

>> It's all good.

>> It happens. We got it, man. It happens.

>> It happens. [ __ ]

>> Clip. You a Knicks fan?

>> No, I'm just I'm on a bandwagon. Yo.

>> Oh, got you. Got you.

>> Let's keep this applause going right

quick for the best crew in the world.

Can I Can we turn my bogo up a little

bit please Parks?

for daddy.

>> M. Much better. Much better. Much

better.

>> Daddy.

Who is that?

Was it

[laughter]

FROM THE WEB? IT'S THE NETWORK.

>> ALL RIGHT. Mic check 1212. Mic check

1212. What episode is this?

>> 926.

>> Welcome to episode 926 of the Joe Button

podcast brought to you by powered by few

by prize picks prize pics gang. I am

your humble, gracious, grateful,

extremely happy to be here. Host Joe

Button here with some really amazing

people. To my right, Queens get the

money. Whole queens, what up out there?

Queens Flip in the building. Queen Flip,

how you feeling, bro?

>> I'm feeling great, man. Happy to be

here. Let's get to it.

>> Good. Absolutely love that. Next to him,

our good brother Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is

in the building. Mark, how you doing,

man?

>> I can't complain,

>> my man. Good. Good. Next to him. Come

on, man. Stop playing.

>> Ham sockless.

>> Stop playing. Softless. [laughter]

>> Huh? Soft gray shirt shorts with the ham

shirt.

>> Soft man era

>> with the dick pill in his system.

>> With a dick pill in his system

[laughter] right now, boy

right now.

Never know what you'll see at the post

office [laughter]

>> at the UPS.

>> You never know who we'll bump into at

[ __ ] Waw Wa. Mr. Thousand Doors and

Big is in the building. Our current P of

the month is how you feel at in the

background. I go I'm going to go get it.

I didn't want to take it home.

>> How you feeling? Smart man. Smart man.

>> Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know.

>> Yeah. Good thing.

>> Ran a few changes before.

>> Oh [ __ ] You think you [laughter] get a

good thing?

>> [laughter]

>> That was smart though. That's what you

think. Got you. Yeah. Cuz you going to

give it up too. be like, "You're not

going to fight for the party." I don't

want no problem for that right there.

>> Take my phone, too.

>> It would just be Mark

[laughter]

with a lip [laughter]

with a lip and a shy face on a whole

bunch of [laughter]

>> come off of this [laughter]

divine piece of jewelry.

Y'all see the little Tik Tok trend going

on of uh dudes and a significant other

with the shy on uh acting like they

about to uh rob a bank or rob some

[ __ ] So the [ __ ] come out.

>> ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THE [ __ ] TOM

GET. AND THEN here come the girl. Yeah,

everybody [laughter]

you better listen to him.

>> Uh next to ish. Come on, man. Stop

playing. Big appropriation by stop

playing serving legs today. POPEYE'S GOT

NOTHING ON HIM. [laughter]

>> LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEY.

>> BIG FREEZE in the building. [singing]

>> You [ __ ] ain't got more Apple Watch

bands than him

>> at [laughter] all. Y'all talking about?

Stop playing with him, man. Freeze, how

you feeling, bro?

>> I'm good, man. I'm good. Good.

>> Happy to see you, Freeze.

>> Happy to see y'all, too.

>> All right. Make sure

>> freeze over the over the over the uh

course of the week.

>> Uh I learned a little fact about

vasectomies. I got to come bring it to

you your way cuz you are vasectomy

expert

cuz you know I was

>> clip reverse clip reverse.

>> I was looking into the process and I was

fighting with my girl about it. Uh

>> wait, what side was you on the fight?

I was saying, well, we had just talking

about before and me and her were just

rehashing it.

>> Uh, I was saying I'm with telling your

partner oh

>> I'm with telling your partner if you're

going to get a vasectomy. However, if

somebody is dead set on not wanting any

more kids, I totally understand them

making that decision, not telling nobody

about it. Got it. Okay.

>> Your body, your choice.

>> And then she said, I would know.

And then I said, how would you know?

And then she said, "Because you

ejaculate differently once you've had

it." And I said, "What do you mean

that's not true?" And she said, "Did

come out chunky?" That's not true. Like

like blocks of cocaine. [laughter]

>> What because they've chunky nuts

>> because they've extracted the the semen

or whatever the

>> foil.

Yeah, that's exactly. So, so I was like,

"Yo, if if I'm coming blue cheese, then

I'm not going to get the vasectomy."

>> It's It's the exact same [ __ ] bro. I

don't know where you where she got that

from. As a person who has a basectomy

and bust a lot of nuts, it's the exact

same.

>> But you shoot up the club.

>> Same color, too. That ain't always That

ain't true. It's It's

>> now That's some super That's I ain't

going to lie, that's a some super fly

[ __ ] to had a vasectomy and still pull

out. [ __ ] get off me. Yo, [laughter]

still still

>> just in case.

You ain't even worth

[laughter]

milk. No, that's a flex. Yo. Yeah,

freeze. Anyway, uh Big Parks, Elmer's

finest.

White Po is here. Cory is here and love

ass Corey face ass from St. Bart's ass.

Uh Erikson is here. Uh, Tanner and

Savannah are here by remote. Last, but

certainly not least, each and every one

of you very important people out there

are here. What's up? What's going on?

What's going on?

>> What's good, man?

>> Chilling. Feeling good, man.

>> We in the building, y'all. We in the

building.

>> Let's get right to it. What What's

important?

>> What's important? What's on our hearts

and minds?

>> I assumed you was going to break down

the Matt Galla.

>> I mean,

>> I didn't love it this year.

>> Yeah. Really?

>> We can talk about it, but I don't know

if it's the opener.

>> Okay. And I do plan to talk about it a

little bit, but I didn't.

>> It wasn't.

>> I I thought with the concept that they

was going to eat a little more.

>> They did not.

>> And seemed a little lazy, right?

>> Super.

>> All right. I just wanted to make sure it

weren't using me.

>> There was some flash, but there was a

lot of like

>> a lot of people missed the mark.

>> Yeah.

>> I think a lot of people just didn't put

forth the effort that they did last year

in the last couple years.

>> That [ __ ] was blah. No, I think No, I

think the concept of art is really lost

on people and and it's up to each

individual's interpretation and some

people just look like

>> I don't think with that crowd

>> these be having stylists. Yeah, these be

having stylists again with a budget that

is

>> unlimited. Yeah. Impossible. So, I

thought somebody would have been coming

in with some spacey some

>> Jimmy Butler came in and custom Alo

>> with a hoodie.

>> With a hoodie on that me right, but it's

Aloc. These are the companies

>> and uh uh DWade had a [ __ ] tank top on.

I was like, "All right,

>> wait." DWade had on

No, no. I just want to shut off the

designers. I don't remember who the

designer was.

>> We'll come back to this. Okay.

>> We'll come back to this because it's

it's about the designers.

>> The one thing I was thinking is that

maybe people wanted to like actually

enjoy the party and some of that super

extravagant [ __ ] It's probably hard to

like enjoy the party,

>> but I could be wrong.

>> Like Tiana was uh that was uh Tiana with

that shocked I think it was Tom Ford.

>> That might be right. Actually,

>> I was like, "Oh shit." Uh

>> I couldn't figure out who Ho Suit was. I

think it was Chanel, but I'm not

positive.

>> Oh yeah.

>> I liked his I liked his suit though.

>> He looked nice.

>> And I kind of liked Steph Curry's [ __ ]

with the hood. Even though I hate like a

hoodie vibe, his [ __ ] looked kind of

fly.

>> That was Balenciaga,

>> was it?

>> Yeah. Steph and his wife. Balenciaga.

We'll come back to this.

>> Yeah, we can come back to

>> uh No, let's start with Steph Diggs.

>> Stefan Digs. Important [ __ ]

>> Yeah. appropriately named boy.

[laughter]

>> Was [ __ ] down?

>> Every [ __ ] knew that.

>> Yeah, he got that [ __ ] money dick. He

got

>> He cook You cook that steak. You cook

that steak like that. I'm coming to take

that down, son. And they want to just

take everything.

>> Yeah. And give you a room in the house.

You got to live here.

>> Yeah.

>> And you got to leave when my girl come.

But

>> when she when she leave, He's your back.

>> You can come cook again.

>> Make me an omelette, some grits, make

breakfast,

>> and some [ __ ]

>> Yeah. And I'mma fly you. And I'mma fly

you out. You You get to come with the

crew. This is This is [sighs] What is

there to say about this? I Everybody

knew that he was cracking the girl.

>> Mhm.

>> The second I heard the very first clip

of her voice. I was like, "Yeah, nothing

about that voice. Give chef.

>> This voice is giving phone sex. Make me

nut after midnight. [laughter]

What are y'all talking about? Somebody

come in here with that voice. Yes,

you're hired.

>> She cooking.

>> Yes,

>> she cooking.

>> Yes. You make oodles and noodles.

>> Can you tell which one is the oven? All

right, cool. We got the job.

>> Can you boil Can you boil an egg?

>> Oh, here's the phone. Uber eats whatever

we need to eat here.

>> That keep that ass here.

>> You Oh, and then they Oh my gosh. So

then they showed the We're talking about

the Stefan Diggs case that his uh former

chef has against him for strangulation

amongst other things. M and

>> my boy bad man. Hey man.

>> Well,

>> she confused me like and she was thirsty

to bring Cardi up. Like she was real

thirsty to keep saying Cardi name on

questions that had absolutely nothing to

do with Cardi. But in some of that [ __ ]

she was saying like she was still hyped

to talk to Cardi and hey we was planning

outfits to go to this trip. And I'm

like,

>> I think she did that to show like, yo, I

was what I got was you jealous, but

you're not jealous of the man.

>> Like, yo, I'mma be your side, but when

you start going to get yams and green

beans and mashed potatoes, now I got a

problem.

>> You get what I'm saying? So, I think

strategically she was like, "Yo, dog,

I'm not mad at girls cuz me and Cardi

super fly." Like, she kept reiterating

like, "Me and Cardi fly. I met her. We

got cool. We built a relationship." Da

da da. But all the gardener and the

[ __ ] you know what I'm saying?

>> Athlete doing the living sides. Yo, I'll

be honest. Like, y'all take it to the

extreme cuz y'all been lit since uh

y'all was seven.

>> It's a different type of money, too.

>> It's a different type of money.

>> Yeah, but I'm just talking about the

ideology behind it. Live inside 40

million a year.

>> The money is what it Yeah.

>> Yo, you doing 50 60 70

>> know what the crib look like? Yeah.

>> And you I got [laughter]

>> Exactly.

>> I got four or five of them.

>> But anyway,

>> how would you characterize your

relationship with Mr. Dicks?

>> I would say it's

>> nothing about that voice say cook

something paprika. [laughter]

>> Nothing about that.

>> We

we had a it started out as friends. We

met

>> that [ __ ] good.

>> Started out as friends.

>> [laughter]

>> and we would

meet up,

hang out.

>> No, you can tell she she know what she

doing.

>> No, for sure.

>> Professional, questionable without

doubt.

>> This chick ain't never seen William.

[laughter]

February 2025, you and he talked about

you working for him

>> and that's private.

>> You got the job, Mom. [laughter]

>> You got the gig. It's yours like Wuang

said. Got it, man.

I'm with you. Yeah, I'm with you. Hired.

>> Yeah, but when it don't go right, girl,

y'all got to give it up. That's so last

decade. When it don't go right, now you

got to bring bring up fake DV. And I'm

only saying fake DV cuz how the lawyers

were spinning her up there.

>> Like that video they showed of her doing

the dance.

>> Yeah.

>> It was like, oh, it kind of got you a

little bit. What did you think, Mark?

Did you see that?

>> I saw the dance, but I didn't have a

context, so I don't know if it was real

or not, but that's

>> No, they was tearing her up on that

stand. Let me turn her up on that spin.

>> Oh, that's nasty.

>> It was ass in there though.

>> It was ass in there.

>> No, I'm talking about in that dance.

>> It was in there.

>> Did the Did the video come out after the

court testimony or did they use that to

impeach her? Like were they like you

said this, but what about this? Which

one was it?

>> They used it.

>> I don't I saw the video on the internet.

I didn't know if that came out like

after she gave her her version of the

stories or did the lawyers present that

to her like how do you explain this?

>> Yes. The latter. They used it.

>> It was the latter. He

>> How did she respond?

>> It was You said this happened and this

is you a few days later. Let me try to

find how she responded.

>> I got too many clips of her cuz she was

a star. She was a star all day.

>> Relationship with Mr. Dance.

>> Oh, no. We just did that.

>> All right. I'm going get out of here.

>> He asked me what was I doing for the

week?

>> And I asked him, "Oh, so you weren't

going to tell me that you I wasn't able

to come to Art Basil?"

and he was he explained

why and it was cuz of the

situation with me and the other coworker

Lindsay Bolan

and I was upset with him not upset at

the fact I couldn't go to our bathroom

me and him have a relationship over 4

and 1/2 years he could have told me

weeks ahead of time because me and his

girlfriend Cardi B we were talking about

having like out stuff being planned and

he just waited get to the last day. So,

I was more upset with him not letting

[clears throat] me know I wasn't going

to come like at an earlier time.

>> When you're in

>> the bringing your other side,

>> right?

>> I'm your bottom, my [ __ ] I'mma rock

with your girl and then it's me. I'm the

I'm the a man. She has some plans out

there at Art Basel that he [ __ ]

>> No, no, no. I don't think so. I think

she wanted to go with him to Art Basil

with Shorty and she took somebody else.

>> I've been to Yams. You want to take that

[ __ ] we ain't doing that green

beans on a trip. You [ __ ] out your mind.

[laughter] You out your boy.

>> Yeah, I don't plan on eating on the trip

anyway.

We ain't going to need a good stove or

nothing. Yeah, I'm just drinking all car

bones.

>> That's it.

>> That's nuts.

>> Uh, let's see.

>> And it turned out, Miss Adams, you had

gotten paid for two of the three weeks

that you said you had gotten paid for,

right?

That's where it got tricky.

>> This is missing a whole lot of stuff.

It's a

>> yes or no question.

>> I can't answer your question correctly

without the proper evidence.

>> Here come evidence.

>> Your honor man approach.

>> Uhoh.

Your honor mayor approach ain't never

good. [laughter]

>> You don't think that was going good.

Here come exhibits.

Do you recognize this document as text

exchanges between you and Sunny?

>> Go ahead. Look through that. They take a

time in a rush. You can read, right?

>> We'll wait.

>> Yes. Dated December 9, 2025.

>> Yes. And you're the person in the

bubbles on the left.

>> Yes. And you write to Sunny. Okay. So, I

looked over my transfers payment history

and they sent payments 117 and 1121

totaling $4,000.

See that?

>> Yes. So, you knew that you had actually

been paid for two of those three weeks

that you tried to get paid for again,

right?

What's your What's your name? I never

like [laughter] did you know I was

trying to [cough]

[clears throat] name because I

>> What's your name again?

I'm not this

>> I don't know.

>> I can't answer that question correctly.

>> You knew on December 9th that you had

been paid for two of the three weeks you

said you hadn't been paid for, did you?

>> I don't I can't I don't understand the

question.

>> You just acknowledged you wrote it to

Sunny.

>> I was supposed to be paid for the week I

was sent home. So, I sent the incorrect

amount because

>> I didn't know he wasn't paying me for

that.

>> So, you got $6,000 instead of $2,000.

>> That's the my calculations was

>> my calculation.

>> And once and so that last week, that was

a week you didn't work, right?

>> Because I was sent home,

>> right? So, you weren't in the kitchen

cooking.

>> Mr. Dig sent me home because he had

girls at whatever

responsive, your honor. Yes.

>> He's just mad.

>> Do you understand? Do you even

understand?

>> What does any of this have to do with

strangulation and all the other they

>> were accusing him of? What does any of

this have to do with the strangulation

and all the other charges she accused

him of

>> because she was alleging that she was a

chef and she hadn't gotten paid for some

work. She just made a lot of

accusations. So they addressed every one

of them and you know

>> so now if I could if [clears throat] I

can prove that you're lying on one

now it [ __ ] up your credibility to say

you lying on three. So, I'm going to

take care of the small [ __ ] first and

then I feel bad for Stefan Digs cuz the

girl that you see real quick and and

want to do something to, want to

penetrate her, that ain't the girl

sometime on the side. The girl you [ __ ]

side, that ain't really the girl you

ever imagine being on the stand having

to really like talk

>> or somebody that y'all really was

rocking cuz that could have been your

homie.

>> You know what I'm saying? I'm going to

give you a job. Whatever the case may

be. You might not even be that good of a

chef. I got to see I'm glad you said it

before me. I got to see a meal.

[laughter]

>> She got in.

>> We got to see because if I don't start

seeing some plated food, I'mma think

that we talking about something that

y'all ain't saying yet.

>> That is true.

>> Yeah. And then and then some of this

line of questioning and some of the

complaints would make a little more

sense to me.

>> That's what I think. Even I think even

in the part with her saying, "Yo, he

owed me more money.

>> It ain't for what' you cook that week."

>> You can't say that. Yo, you owe me some

more money for some other

>> We had an agreement here. Is this and

and that's how I heard that and

bubblegum and the

>> Yeah, [laughter] exactly. And the chef

that lived with you when you ever heard

the chef that lived with you needing to

be paid weekly.

>> Yeah, that don't make no sense.

>> I don't know how that works.

>> I mean,

>> it don't work like that.

>> Oh, okay. I I'll trust your word for

>> Yeah. No, it don't work like that. Get

paid weekly and you live here. That's

not what the girl. Oh, poor thing boy.

>> You feel bad for her?

>> Huh? For her? No, I don't feel bad for

anybody. And it's I don't believe her

accusations. I have a thing about women

who make false accusations when they are

>> when they are going through something

with somebody that they're romantic with

or intimate with.

>> But a lot of that's what a lot of people

sensitive subject

>> a lot of people use emotions to uh allow

their emotions get the best of them and

they do erratic stuff.

>> And I don't think that's fear. I don't

think it's fair to to real victims of

domestic violence. I don't think it's

fear I don't think it's fear to

taxpayers. Like there's a lot of people

I don't think that some of this is fear

to. So

>> So then how sorry mom but then but how

does she get

>> her just do right? She's saying that yo

hey you played me. You sent me to the

you sent me home. You sent me home with

nothing. You know what I mean? Do you

feel like he should have sent her home

with a care package like yo take this

little 200? Some [ __ ] do that. So they

send you home and just say I'll give you

the [ __ ] out of here. Well, we don't

know the circumstance of why she was

sent home

>> because

>> she could have done some bull.

>> Yeah. Okay. Cuz that's all I'm hearing.

She keep I keep hearing the other girls.

>> Fair enough.

>> So, oh, I see some other chicks here. I

got a problem. I nut up. Oh, you got to

go.

>> Yeah. I might not send you home with no

bread.

>> She just said that. Yo, he sent me home

cuz he had other girls in the house.

>> And it just sound like she got two.

>> You ain't cooked that week.

>> And it mean that you wasn't enough fun.

>> You was just causing a habit. New news

flash doesn't want to deal with that.

>> News flash. There's levels to this.

There's levels to this. You in there

thinking you doing the best mop and glow

sucky suck job you ever done. But it's

just you doing it.

>> You slamming pots and [ __ ] You changing

the energy of the environment. Walking

through the the [ __ ] hallway. You got a

school face. No one wants to deal with

that.

>> This other girl, the next girl that's

coming is a madam. She's not coming

alone.

>> No, she's a Dyson. And you was you was

the uh what's the [ __ ] [laughter]

>> Yeah. And she and she bought a few Dyson

friends.

>> Yeah.

>> [ __ ] hotel [ __ ]

>> Daniels,

Dirt [laughter] Devil,

>> Dustbuster,

>> hell hell.

>> Yeah. No, the the next crew that's

coming while you doing what you doing,

the next crew that's coming,

>> they going to get it done.

>> Yeah. The [ __ ] Claremont twins.

[laughter] The Clearmont twins will be

here. They professionals, my [ __ ]

That's their job to get it done.

>> She happens to cook too.

>> Crazy. Yo,

>> that [ __ ] ain't hungry. I'm saying it's

it's a mother that's about to come

through here with Listen, you suck the

best dick in Milwaukee, girl. Where you

from? Where the chef from? [laughter]

Hey, I'm sure you out there sucking the

best dick you could

>> in Pedmont

>> in a you in the lead now. You're killing

them.

>> You in the league now.

>> Yeah, it's the playoffs.

>> Yeah,

>> it's the play. No, you can't go to Art

Basil.

>> This is win or go home. You are You are

for the crib.

>> You got to go home.

>> You going fishing. You going fishing.

>> Our bad. I'm bringing my best freaks.

>> You know you can't go. We not eating.

You go. You good for home.

>> No. And them [ __ ] cook. [laughter]

>> You don't have to bring anything to our

basel.

>> No, you don't.

>> Just bring your fish in the sea in our

baseline.

>> And you might not congregate well with

the other fish.

>> That's true. You never know.

>> Fishes. You're not You're not about to

You're not about to come out here and

scare the hoes, man.

>> Yeah, bro. Like, yeah.

>> You're not doing that. You got to go.

>> I can see where she was fun, though.

>> Home. Home.

>> She was home fun.

>> Wednesday night. Yeah.

>> Home fun.

>> Are we Do we sound like the manosphere?

>> Yeah, for sure.

>> I mean, absolutely.

>> Hey, is that why Mark's quiet?

[laughter]

>> I don't want to break up the fun with a

different take. I'm just let

you have a different take. Mark,

>> we had we had our fun with the topic

already. We could be serious now. No,

not to be serious. Two things, maybe a

little serious. One is [laughter]

>> my just looking at from the outside in,

there's clearly some information here we

don't have that will make all this [ __ ]

make more sense.

>> Yeah.

>> When when something makes this little

sense, there's some information missing.

I'm not saying whose information is

missing.

>> I'm just saying some [ __ ] ain't adding

up to me. They clearly obviously have a

relationship that's bigger than what

she's saying on the stand and bigger

than he's acknowledged. And that might

fill in some holes as to why she felt

like she needed or deserved more. I'm

not saying she deserved it or didn't. I

don't know their relationship, but

something is missing here that might

make what she did make more sense.

>> See, but I don't think that's clear.

>> It's not clear. That's what I'm saying.

I

>> No, when you say clearly the

relationship was more than I I That part

is unclear, too.

>> Let me say it differently. It might not

have been more. It was at least

different than what she's presenting. It

could have been it could be less than

what she's presenting. It could be my

cook that I'm just [ __ ] Whatever it is,

>> there's a misalignment between what

she's saying and what it was because you

don't respond that way if you're just

working. and you also respond way if

that's your main girl. You don't There's

all these things that's a little fuzzy

to me. And as far as the DV thing goes,

if I'm understanding correctly, they're

saying she the argument from the people

presenting that video is if you were a

victim of DV, why are you in this video

dancing 2 days later?

>> That that that part, I'm with you.

>> Yeah, that part doesn't add. I mean,

>> well, they also showed uh a bunch of

pictures of the areas that she said were

affected of her face and her neck.

>> Yeah,

>> they showed they showed a lot more.

>> Yeah. And that's I I don't I don't know

enough about the trial to have an an

opinion on whe or their relationship to

know whether that happened. And I what I

would say though is just to the response

I saw on the internet which was kind of

like

>> and it's not that she was dancing in the

videos that she was dancing in a video

in the same place.

>> Right.

>> But they said it was before the assault

happened. So

>> No, they didn't. It was after.

>> Oh, it was after. Okay. The tweet that I

tweets I read said it was before. But

>> no, no, it was after my my only point is

sometimes you can be a victim of DV and

then go back. Sometimes you could be a

victim of DV and do the exact same [ __ ]

did yesterday. Sometimes you could be a

victim of DV and go on stage and smile

and laugh. You might I'm not saying I

don't know what happened. I'm just

saying that to me isn't exculpatory. So

Got it. Okay.

>> That's all I was going to say cuz I

don't want to I don't want to have that

narrative out there because then

whenever someone's a victim of DV and

they don't respond perfectly

>> because sometimes discredited

you cuz a lot of times when you do leave

or you do run away and say [ __ ] you get

killed. Like there's a lot of reasons

why people don't leave. So all I'm

saying is

>> that's not the only thing to think

about. Again, I don't know the

relationship. I don't know what the [ __ ]

happened, but I do know there's more

here than than than we've been told by

either of them. And I I I don't care

enough to know, but if they want to tell

us, I'd be helpful. It's not our

business, but like I'd like to know

since they gave us this much.

>> No, I understand that [ __ ]

>> What' you call him?

[laughter]

>> Yeah. Like Mark always like to isolate

the one. No, I understand. Stop.

>> He body that. He's right. But he picked

he be picking the man

>> in this particular case

>> when when you look at the full board and

not just the abuse part of it the whole

case that they're painting

>> cuz you can't equate that because you

say some people if they leave or they

want to leave they get killed but in

this situation she was sent home

>> right and again

>> she was sent she was sent home like all

right go ahead you go have your temper

tantrum over there you messing up the

the energy go home that's what she was

So then now she

>> like she couldn't leave cuz they sent

the home.

>> She could she could

>> and then there's the money part of that,

right? Which again

>> and there's the money part and they had

witnesses that were there that had a

different story than her like all the

other stuff. Martin.

>> Yeah. Again, I'm not saying she sell I

said I don't know. I'm not disagreeing

with y'all take on this. The only thing

I was pointing out was I don't I said

I'm responding to the internet's

argument that it couldn't be DV because

you were doing that. That's that's all I

was responding I think you're you're

speaking about general DV situations and

they're speaking about specifically this

one,

>> right? And I'm saying there's a lot of

reasons based on what you all are saying

to say she shouldn't be trusted. I would

rather lean on those than that cuz

that's all I'm saying. I have no idea.

>> That makes sense.

>> Shut up, [ __ ] [laughter]

>> I let I let you hang your manig.

>> Who threw him the ball? YOU

TALK ABOUT [laughter] THE BALL.

>> OH MY TALK ABOUT A TURNOVER.

>> Oh my god.

>> I can

do that [ __ ]

>> I can see the activist jumping out of

his shirt over there.

>> He never fails his people. I didn't say

no for real.

>> Anytime a woman says she's been hit

[laughter]

with the [ __ ]

>> A woman said he's been hit. Mark gets

concerned. You see [laughter] you doing

that [ __ ] What the [ __ ] We all stop

that.

>> And the crazy part is y'all say I'm

pandering.

>> WHO WE PANDERING

>> TO EVERYBODY THAT CO THE [ __ ] Y'ALL

SAYING RIGHT NOW. [laughter] WHAT THE

[ __ ] ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT?

>> MARK you will not hijack this topic with

your righteous beliefs.

>> Hijack. I didn't want to say nothing.

>> We don't care. All right. We'll start

now. It's never too late. [laughter]

>> It's never too late to do it.

>> He remember he has to protect everyone.

>> New account.

>> Everybody. Everyone has a voice. If you

ask me what you flip.

I'M JUST SAYING NOW YOU GOT TO CUZ

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.

>> HE SITS QUIET. [ __ ] YOU IN THE MIDDLE

OF THE [ __ ] YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

WE SEE YOU QUIET LIKE THIS. WE KNOW YOU

GOT SOMETHING TO SAY AND we know what

you going to say. Let him get a I'm I'm

good. Thank you, bro.

>> I'm good.

>> Only don't leave me hanging. Don't leave

your boy hanging, [ __ ] [laughter]

Oh,

>> aggressive, too.

>> God damn. BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR

CAPE ON FOR THE CHEF. WHO ISN'T A [ __ ]

CHEF? HEY, WHAT'S THAT INSTAGRAM?

>> SEE, THAT'S the other thing about Mark.

He don't know about the chefs. That's

not chefs.

>> He don't know about that. So, he know

about the professors and not professors,

though.

>> WE WORK AT YALE. [laughter]

>> WHAT THE WHAT DEPARTMENT? COME ON IN. I

CAN TUTOR YOU.

[ __ ] tutoring teachers. [laughter]

Sit right here. HE KNOW ABOUT THAT.

DON'T LET THAT [ __ ] FOOL YOU. HE GOOD.

HE GOOD. He good. He don't mind that.

>> Has anybody here ever Has anybody here

ever had

>> No. [laughter]

No.

>> I can't afford it.

>> You are. We going to have Me and you

going to have a peaceful day.

>> Of course.

>> Me and you going to have a peaceful day.

>> For sure. For sure.

>> You [ __ ] one of them chefs before.

>> No.

>> Seriously?

>> No.

>> It's not my bag. I can't afford no.

>> You almost [ __ ]

>> Who? It's them.

>> Like the chefs we talking about?

>> I've never Uhuh. Oh, you never had a

personal chef.

>> Got it. Okay. Me either. Not true.

>> Me either. It's fine. Look, prayers to

all. How about that?

>> How about that? Prayers to all. Thoughts

and prayers. We love everybody. We hope

everybody's cool.

>> And

>> time will tell.

>> Yeah.

>> And the [ __ ] That sucks though. If if

if she's lying, boy, it sucked to [ __ ]

to play the whole season through the

lives. No. And spend your money and get

rid of dragged in the public.

>> All his business is out here on the

front front street now.

>> How much you doing for

it?

>> I Is this a a criminal? I mean, this I

think it's a criminal case, ain't it?

>> Yes, it's a criminal case.

>> Yeah. I don't think we would get all

this footage and [ __ ] if it was

>> civil.

>> Civil.

>> She said that he tried to uh give her

100 bands to recant.

>> Stupid.

Three weeks ago, your lawyer demanded

$5.5 million from Mr. Digs, didn't he?

>> Oh,

>> Mr. Digs offered me $100,000 to my

statement.

>> That is the only heard by

I bet you are. The last part of the

witness's

the last part of the witness's response

will be stricken as nonresponsive

[clears throat] disregarded and will not

consider

>> like the judge was sick of her mark like

>> she was frustrated.

>> She didn't she didn't Yeah,

>> they got her. She didn't present very

well.

>> She they frustrated her.

>> Yeah. She doesn't It doesn't sound like

a strong

>> Yo dog when you go in there in front of

them because you don't get You think

that

>> Oh, sorry.

Like you think like it's the hood where

you get an opportunity to tell your

story uninterrupted and get all your

[ __ ] out. No, it's questions. Yes. No.

Explain what happened. Did this happen

and you don't get a girl and then it's

not like that in court.

>> You know what I'm saying? Like them

[ __ ] ask you direct [ __ ]

>> I want to hear the context

>> and have evidence.

>> Man, that [ __ ] listening to Ray

Ray and them told him, "Yo, when you go

in there, you just tell this right here.

>> I'm going to keep it a buck. You was

making a G a week as a chef.

>> Them chefs be fun, yo. I ain't going to

lie to you.

>> I could believe it.

>> They be fun. Yo,

>> I could believe her.

>> You ain't see how she was there. She

looks She Yo, keep it to the buck. She

probably was mad. Cool.

>> They probably had a really, really good

dope friendship. And then the emotional

[ __ ] took place. You bring other [ __ ]

here in front of my face like you [ __ ]

me and you want you got the nerve to

bring these other girls in here. And I

could see where the emotional could

cross lines and boundaries.

>> Like over a decade ago, my man was

telling me a story. [laughter]

>> Mad at least 10 years.

>> 15 [laughter]

about 15.

My man's a

worst my man ever. You know, [laughter]

I did I did wrong, y'all. I ain't making

cry. That was that was that was the

worst my mans in the world. Yo, but for

real, over a decade ago when I was

talking to my mans and [ __ ] they was

telling me how one time

>> they hired the chef, like a chef to

cook.

>> Sure.

>> Wink. And the chef was like, "Oh, can I

bring a sue chef?" [snorts]

Like,

>> "Oh, well, for sure."

>> So my man was like, "Bet."

>> So he was like, "Yo, send me pictures of

the sue chef."

>> That's important, [laughter]

>> right?

Not cuz she COOK

I'm sure.

>> Anyway, he was saying the snap when the

[laughter] pictures CAME

that

>> Oh my god. [laughter]

So when the pigs came over, the food

looked good.

>> Sure. Okay. All right. So she came over

with the sue chef, my man said, and

cooked

>> and it was a party.

>> And my man said he was in his room

somewhere chilling. But at some point

the chef was like, "Uh, come downstairs.

Appetizer is ready."

Boy, he said [laughter]

>> that app was what he said.

>> He said [laughter]

the [ __ ] he went down there and they

started like

>> it was an experience

>> eating [ __ ] off of each other.

strawberries and hot fudge and then they

throw in. I was like, "Yo, I'm in a

relationship, [ __ ] I don't want to

hear this.

>> I don't need to hear none of this [ __ ]

All this fun you had, I'm cool on that.

I'm in love."

>> That's what I was telling.

>> What's her Instagram? [laughter]

>> [ __ ] 69.

>> [ __ ]

>> It does sound like a a decent dinner.

>> Yeah, it's an experience.

>> No, actually, that's not even fair. One

time I tried to get the chef one one of

them chefs with my girl not my type.

SEE [laughter]

[laughter]

not my type. Why you got

your type?

>> Who cares? He ain't my type. [laughter]

Who give a [ __ ] She about to come over

here and go to work at that stove.

>> [laughter]

>> creme brulee.

>> You think the stove is a wolf?

[laughter]

>> She ain't

[ __ ]

>> That [ __ ] crazy.

[laughter]

That's dope.

Anyway, man, come on. We having too much

fun and Marcus quiet, so I'm scared.

[laughter]

>> Say something to get in trouble.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm out of here. I'm out of

here. Uh, let's see here. Oh. Oh, man.

No. Rest in peace, Spirit. N real

[laughter]

idiots

>> and I judge them for not knowing

wolfish. [laughter]

>> Hey, when they ain't laughing like you

should

[laughter]

[laughter]

go right in.

>> No way. Nobody ain't got no [ __ ] G in

their house.

>> No.

>> Oh, I throw this laptop. Nothing.

>> Oh,

>> you got G.

>> My great grandpa had that [ __ ]

[laughter]

>> White G was the white.

>> It was a nobody use G.

>> Still make do. [laughter]

>> Oh, they did. Oh, technology is amazing.

They got smart [laughter] G.

>> Yeah, I saw a small G.

>> I'm not trying to play.

>> I did. Somebody have a smart G.

>> A smart G. What

>> a stove and [ __ ]

>> Stove with storage. [laughter]

>> A stove with Wi-Fi and all that.

>> Yo, do y'all think Do y'all think humans

as a society are going too far with

having a smart fridge?

>> Yes, absolutely. Smart anything in the

kitchen honestly.

>> No, I I love it. I ain't going to hold

you.

>> You got a smart fridge?

>> I had one in my my other spot. I had a

one and uh it was great. Like you can

like see what's in the fridge. Like you

know you going shopping and it got the

camera inside so you can just look

inside the fridge.

>> See what you missing. You can't see if

that [ __ ] good still.

>> No, but for me it's like did I buy eggs

[clears throat] already?

>> You got eggs. You can see how many milk,

cheese, whatever the case. Like the

necessities, but you don't feel like

you're doing too much.

>> You got smart toilets.

>> And I feel like I'm doing too much when

I go to the toilet sometimes. That's why

I'm asking.

>> I think that's the line for me.

>> I don't think I I don't need anything

smart that I need like on a daily basis.

>> Oh, no.

>> I don't need it, but when I had it, I

liked it. Like I I don't have one at my

crib now and I don't like I'm not like,

"Oh, I got to go get a new fridge." But

if it was there, I would use the [ __ ]

out of it.

>> It's like that. You can order food off

of it. You can It'll It'll like

replenish stuff for you automatically.

Like

>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's good.

Instacart or something.

>> Yeah. It knows what's low.

>> As a man, can we have Can we have uh

uh hot towel racks in our bathroom like

towel warmers? We can't.

>> Yeah. You you made that.

>> You use that in your bathroom?

>> I want one.

>> I don't have them. But I don't have

either.

>> I didn't know they made that. That's it.

Never I never thought I had a bathroom

big enough to really but cuz you got to

put them on the wall.

Yeah,

>> that's fine.

>> I would have [ __ ] get out the shower

and your towels already warmed up.

>> Come on to like cover your vagina.

[laughter]

>> It says the [ __ ] that don't lose your

lotion.

>> Yo, you know says the [ __ ] that needs

Instacart to update his [laughter] eggs.

What are

>> you talking about? Yo,

>> I knew we was getting lost.

>> He did floor out though. I knew we was

getting lost as a society when I used to

go on Bed Bad from Beyond and they had

changed the scale game. Scales was smart

first for me like and I was

[clears throat] like why did my scale

need to play music?

>> You ain't just too much for me. That's

too much for me. Scale my scale is nice.

>> But what does it do for you?

>> It puts all your [ __ ] in your phone so

you can [ __ ]

You ain't just hear about the dude that

got caught cheating.

>> I did.

>> His wife was out of town.

>> Uhhuh.

>> And so the scale

>> the hopped on the scale.

>> Yes. Why? And it gave you too much.

>> Yo, he had a short look. So the scale,

let's say he was 210 or whatever the

case may be.

>> That should get 115.

>> It said 120 at like 2008 in the morning.

>> He should have said, "I got one foot."

>> Yo, and then the girl kept Shorty was

away on a business trip. The girl kept

getting on the scale. So the shit's

like, "Yo, you had shorty spending the

night in the crib. She weighed 120

something pounds." And the [ __ ] got

caught through that divorce.

>> Dumb dumb.

>> I don't want no smart scale. back when I

was cheating anytime.

>> Don't cheat in the house or

>> because [laughter]

that's an option, too.

At least

>> if you cheat in the house, she's going

to use the scale that you have in the

bathroom. [clears throat]

>> Why?

>> Got to ask girls, Mark. Got to ask

women. That's the only thing you CAN

>> DOES THAT SEEM WILD TO ME? But it's like

a fancy scale, too. They're like,

>> and she don't know

how you get the scale. You about to get

in the shower. You just got your head

knocked off. You just going to get on

the scale cuz it's right there. my

scale. [ __ ]

>> don't touch my shower and you not

touching my house.

>> Yeah, because that's the real problem. I

think that's crazy.

>> Cuz she might use one of your girl

products.

>> She did.

>> Or leave a hair. I mean, [laughter]

[ __ ] could happen in your crib by

mistake on purpose.

>> Them hairs. Yo, one of my other me from

the strip.

>> Yo, I did not know women checked hairs.

>> Yo, hair is what?

>> I was single at the time, but you know,

I had lot I had lots of company over.

You know what I'm saying? And I I was

No, I'm serious. I would clean the crib,

do all that [ __ ]

>> Hair is

>> my girl came over, went to the bathroom

like two dude. She was like, "There's

like a barber shop in here." And she

knows like every different DNA test. 10

seconds. We don't have hair. You start

dating man.

>> N if you would have seen some beard

hairs in your girl's sink, you would

notice that [ __ ]

>> The sink. Yes. But I

>> Well, yeah.

>> D more CI with it.

>> All is bald, right,

>> fam? I remember I was [ __ ] with a

[laughter] chick that had I was [ __ ]

with a chick that had red hair.

Look at this thing. I forgot about that

little fact about sometimes you follow

with [ __ ] and you get too much

information. [laughter] I forgot.

>> I forgot only

>> not me down there. All right.

>> Who wants that dig

>> in your bag? [laughter]

>> Yo,

>> first of all, I do many.

YOU STILL WATCH A DICK OF THE [ __ ]

>> YEAH. [ __ ] IT.

>> NO, I'M NOT DOING THAT. I have some

story though. the mother.

>> You [laughter] got this.

>> I with a chick that had red hair

>> and and and shorty was washing my

clothes. The red hair was on my socks.

[laughter]

>> No, listen. No, listen.

>> What the [ __ ] would Andrew Tate do in

that predicament? [laughter]

>> Yo, yo, your leg was up on her

shoulders. Know what you listen to what

I'm telling you. Shorty hair was mad

long. Her hair was red. So you walking

around a girl's room with your socks on

and it's I'm telling you it's dead ass.

>> You got to close on some other [ __ ] for

a minute.

>> I mean no cuz I wasn't [ __ ] with

shorty like that no more but she would

wash my clothes from time to time. She

was like

>> wait wait wait [laughter]

you hire a [ __ ] you was [ __ ] to do your

laundry. You play different. You're not

listening.

>> You play different.

>> I was [ __ ] with a girl

>> and the girl that I used to deal with

like most

still doing my laundry.

>> The red hair was doing your laundry.

>> No. Why? Why was the girl you used to

deal with fly like that?

>> I never heard that before. Yo,

>> crazy.

>> You got it made. She ain't really even.

She was just like, "Yo, you somebody

with red hair cuz this [ __ ] be all in

your socks."

>> She's like, "Yo, you walking around."

>> But when you [ __ ] with the new girl, do

you tell her that the person washing

your clothes is my old work?

>> And which red hair?

>> Why do the red hair girl care about who

>> ginger or like the that arrow where they

were doing the red? Yeah, that was a

good error. That was a very good error.

Yeah. Word up. Shout out to Rihanna.

>> Yo, you different, bro.

>> Why?

>> I just like the way you move. I like the

way you move.

>> Oh, so you don't know about the

professional chefs, but the wash and

fold. [laughter]

Now we got

[laughter]

extra bleach.

So stupid. Yo,

pick this [ __ ] up for three days, right?

Yeah. That [ __ ] in there putting mad

tide sheets. [laughter]

He getting crazy.

>> Your laundry smelling mad nice. [ __ ]

rubbing her [ __ ] on your clothes. You

going home talking to him about

[laughter]

>> anytime my girl found a hair somewhere

on my clothes or in the bathroom or

somewhere and I said it was Martha's. It

was ne Martha's hair when we called her

was never the color of the hair we found

>> ever. Dad, you had [laughter] TO CALL

MOTHER. CALL YOU. CALL MOTHER RIGHT NOW.